PA - Minor Mutations

1

Your nose Roll on "NOSE"

2

Your eyes Roll on "EYES"

3

Your hands Roll on "HANDS"

4

Your feet Roll on "FEET"

5

Your ears Roll on "EARS"

6

Your mouth Roll on "MOUTH"

7

Your legs Roll on "LEGS"

8

Your arms Roll on "ARMS"

9

Your head Roll on "HEAD"

10

You have Roll on "DISTINCTIVE GROWTHS"

11

Your skin Roll on "SKIN"

12

You smell of Roll on "ODOR"

13

You have Roll on "HAIR"

14-18

Re-roll (dice="1d13") 2 times

19-20

Re-roll (dice="1d13") 3 times

1

is long and pointed.

2

is a pig’s snout.

3

is absent.

4

is on the back of your head.

5

has 1d3 nostrils.

6

has the company of 1d3 other noses.

7

is wide and flat.

8

twitches all the time.

9

has abnormally long hairs.

10

is a different color from your skin.

11

runs all the time.

12

has whiskers.

13

has wide, flaring nostrils.

14

moves around your face while you’re sleeping.

15

looks like a potato.

16

is enormous and cannot be contained.

17

has no nostrils.

18

is bent and twisted.

19

looks like a tree’s root.

20

is a beak.

1

glow in the dark.

2

are joined by 1d3 additional eyes in unusual places on your body.

3

are one, positioned in the center of your face.

4

roll around in your head all the time.

5

fall out onto your cheeks when you sneeze.

6

are solid white, black, red, or some other color.

7

weep all the time.

8

are different sizes.

9

are way too large.

10

are way too small.

11

look like cabbages.

12

are too far apart.

13

are too close together.

14

are in weird places on your head.

15

have lashes that hang down to your chin.

16

look like pinwheels.

17

squint all the time.

18

never blink.

19

have worms inside them.

20

bulge.

1

are always moist.

2

are skeletal.

3

have 1d3 extra fingers each.

4

twitch all the time.

5

have fingers of wildly differing lengths.

6

are missing 1d3 fingers each.

7

are different colors from your body’s skin.

8

have thick, bulging veins.

9

are furry.

10

are upside down.

11

are switched, with your left hand on your right arm and vice versa.

12

are always greasy.

13

are smooth, soft, and doughy.

14

are joined by a third somewhere on your body.

15

are covered in sharp bristles.

16

are webbed with big, blue veins.

17

are cracked, fissured, and bleeding.

18

have odd lumps and nodules.

19

leave no prints.

20

are twisted into claws.

1

are wide and spatulate.

2

have no toes.

3

are missing 1d3 toes each.

4

have 1d3 extra toes each.

5

have a horn growing from each heel.

6

are thickly calloused.

7

have big, bulging veins.

8

are covered with thick hair.

9

sprout so many warts.

10

stick out to the sides.

11

point inward.

12

are quite thick.

13

are webbed like a duck’s.

14

sprout growths that look like roots.

15

have no heels.

16

are hooves.

17

are a different color from the rest of your body.

18

ooze.

19

grip like hands.

20

smell real bad.

1

are enormous and hang down to your shoulders.

2

are in unusual places.

3

are absent.

4

have very long lobes.

5

are covered in long hairs.

6

ooze foul-smelling wax.

7

wiggle and twitch.

8

are long flaps.

9

have 1d3 extra ear holes each.

10

are small and knotty.

11

are tall and pointed.

12

swivel.

13

enjoy the company of 1d3 extra ears on your head.

14

are conical.

15

lay flat against your head.

16

are weird tails.

17

snuffle.

18

are always crusty.

19

are cracked and oozing.

20

look like hands.

1

is wide and leering.

2

is generous and sensual.

3

is filled with rotting teeth.

4

looks likes two wet worms.

5

is filled with sharp pointed teeth.

6

is ragged.

7

is far too small.

8

is absent and you eat by forcing food into your nose.

9

looks like a small O.

10

has 1d6 teeth.

11

has a long, black tongue.

12

smells real bad.

13

is wrinkled and puckered, like an anus.

14

has a forked tongue.

15

has an unusual position on your head.

16

enjoys the company of another mouth somewhere on your head.

17

looks like a duck’s bill.

18

leaks slime.

19

has tiny hands instead of teeth.

20

has no teeth.

1

are short and stubby.

2

are long and thin.

3

are thick and long.

4

bend backwards.

5

are covered in fur.

6

are a different color from the rest of your body.

7

are covered in thick, bristling hairs.

8

have a web of veins.

9

are covered in open, weeping sores.

10

twitch all the time.

11

have small faces on your knees.

12

sprout lots of small horns.

13

are covered in scales.

14

bulge.

15

appear flabby and melted.

16

have no feet, ending in stumps.

17

have an extra pair of feet.

18

join above the knees.

19

have numerous growths and nodules.

20

look like a cricket’s.

1

are wide and flabby.

2

are thin and spindly.

3

bulge.

4

bear nasty scars.

5

are covered in thick fur.

6

sprout small horns.

7

have an extra pair of hands.

8

bend the wrong way.

9

are a different color from the rest of your body.

10

drip slime from the pits.

11

are covered in bark like growths.

12

have unseemly bulges and knots.

13

tremble and shake.

14

are twice as long as normal.

15

have eyes in the palms of their hands.

16

have growths that look like fingers.

17

are short and stubby.

18

are smooth and hairless.

19

trail silky hair.

20

have incredibly thick forearms.

1

looks like the head of a dog, cat, rat, bird, or some other animal.

2

looks reptilian, with horns growing from your scalp.

3

faces your left or right shoulder.

4

has 1d3 extra noses, mouths, or eyes.

5

has a beard made of fingers.

6

has a wandering wart.

7

appears wrinkled and ancient.

8

appears smooth and cherubic.

9

twitches.

10

has an abnormally long chin.

11

has facial features randomly arranged.

12

has a second face on the back.

13

appears upside down.

14

is shaped like a crescent moon.

15

has great big jowls.

16

has a sloping forehead.

17

has no chin at all.

18

is covered with thick fur.

19

is all bunched up and misshapen.

20

is flat on top.

1

a tooth growing from your scalp.

2

a hairless tail about half as long as your body .

3

a horn growing from the side of your head.

4

an extra arm growing from your back.

5

a cyst that looks like a fetus clinging to the side of your head.

6

a bulge that looks like a seed pod hanging from your ear.

7

bark-like growths all over your body.

8

1d6 extra fingers or toes wherever you like on your body.

9

useless insect wings on your back.

10

a short, stubby tail.

11

a bulging cyst on your back.

12

bits of chitin on your neck and chest.

13

a long, tapering fleshy appendage emerging from the center of your head.

14

extra webbing between your arms and body.

15

a pronounced crest rising from the top of your head.

16

a scaly tail that ends in a knob.

17

big, shuddering glands that squirt foul-smelling slime when you’re frightened.

18

a fleshy pouch.

19

a strange shell on your back.

20

a twin growing out of your abdomen.

1

is bright green.

2

is bright orange.

3

has all the warts.

4

is covered in strange writing.

5

looks like burned toast.

6

appears mottled and moist.

7

has zebra stripes.

8

is pink and glistening.

9

is thick and leathery.

10

is transparent.

11

has an unusual pattern.

12

ripples and flows.

13

is bloated and distended.

14

is hard and cracked.

15

appears stitched together.

16

has a pebbled texture.

17

is always cold to the touch.

18

is covered in scales.

19

changes color with your moods.

20

is covered in feathers.

1

dirty diapers.

2

burning trash.

3

a dead animal.

4

onions.

5

the sewer.

6

wet paper.

7

soup.

8

spoiled milk.

9

feet.

10

ham.

11

grease.

12

old cheese.

13

pickled beets.

14

sex.

15

vomit.

16

cheap perfume.

17

trees.

18

urine.

19

feces.

20

boiled cabbage.

1

thick fur growing all over your body.

2

no hair on your body whatsoever.

3

hair growing in patches.

4

no hair on your head.

5

profuse navel hair.

6

hair that looks like tree roots.

7

hair that looks like wet seaweed.

8

profuse nose hair.

9

fine fur all over your body.

10

hair of a strange color.

11

no hair on your body except for your head.

12

hair growing in the back of your throat.

13

hair instead of finger- and toenails.

14

profuse nipple hair.

15

hair that grows in strange patterns on your back.

16

hair that falls out when you sleep and grows back during the day.

17

a few long hairs that sprout all over your body.

18

damp hair on your head.

19

thick, ropy hair all over your body.

20

strangely thick hairs that look like flesh.