MOUTH (d20)

d20 Result

1

is wide and leering.

2

is generous and sensual.

3

is filled with rotting teeth.

4

looks likes two wet worms.

5

is filled with sharp pointed teeth.

6

is ragged.

7

is far too small.

8

is absent and you eat by forcing food into your nose.

9

looks like a small O.

10

has 1d6 teeth.

11

has a long, black tongue.

12

smells real bad.

13

is wrinkled and puckered, like an anus.

14

has a forked tongue.

15

has an unusual position on your head.

16

enjoys the company of another mouth somewhere on your head.

17

looks like a duck’s bill.

18

leaks slime.

19

has tiny hands instead of teeth.

20

has no teeth.