1

are enormous and hang down to your shoulders.

2

are in unusual places.

3

are absent.

4

have very long lobes.

5

are covered in long hairs.

6

ooze foul-smelling wax.

7

wiggle and twitch.

8

are long flaps.

9

have 1d3 extra ear holes each.

10

are small and knotty.

11

are tall and pointed.

12

swivel.

13

enjoy the company of 1d3 extra ears on your head.

14

are conical.

15

lay flat against your head.

16

are weird tails.

17

snuffle.

18

are always crusty.

19

are cracked and oozing.

20

look like hands.