| d12 | Head | Demeanour | Desires | Face | Dress | Beliefs | Body |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 |
Bald, veiny ears |
Capering fool |
Be canonised (as a joke) |
Droopy nose |
Dangling bells and baubles |
Crows are spies from Fairy |
Flaps of skin between fingers |
2 |
Blotchy, bald pate |
Childlike and capricious |
Build manor half in Fairy |
Lavishly preened moustache |
Enigmatic black cloak |
Get all agreements in writing |
Hunchback |
3 |
Cap of shiny beetle shells |
Compulsive liar |
Burn down a castle |
Lustrous black beard |
Heavily patched |
Gold buried in graveyards |
Knock-kneed |
4 |
Ears ooze orange wax |
Cunning, scheming |
Found a secret society |
Nose flesh changes colour |
Hessian loin cloth |
Humans can’t dance |
Pink skin with white fuzz |
5 |
Elongated, teetering neck |
Dour, gallows humour |
Giant bee mead brewery |
Nostrils flap when excited |
Knotted cords |
Fairies are illusory |
Prehensile feet |
6 |
Felt hat with long liripipe |
Feigned mysticism |
Live in a castle of bats |
Nostrils dripping yellow snot |
Long, ragged cape |
Immune to fire |
Rotund |
7 |
Floppy hat, way too big |
Frivolous and petty |
Marry a goblin merchant |
Oiled moustache |
Mismatched, stolen clothes |
Live on cake alone |
Scrawny |
8 |
Long, bristling hair tufts |
Kleptomaniac |
Organise largest moot ever |
One large eye, one small |
Paint-daubed rags |
Nearly perfected deadly song |
Skin flaps under arms |
9 |
Pink mohawk (natural) |
Practical joker |
Perform for the Nag-Lord |
Protruding fangs |
Pied jester’s outfit |
Fungi are souls of the dead |
Spindly, 4-knuckled fingers |
10 |
Round, droopy ears |
Pyromaniac |
Popularise moth sausages |
Sagging, bloated throat |
Soft brushed suede |
Never reveal your name |
Thick, matted, auburn fur |
11 |
Stripe of silver hair |
Shady and unscrupulous |
Rule a human town in secret |
Shifty eyes constantly blink |
Stockings and baggy jumper |
Penal system must be a joke |
Utterly hairless |
12 |
Twitching, point ears |
Trickster (but loyal friend) |
Steal secrets of the Drune |
Straggly beard |
Stripy hose and bodice |
The Nag-Lord really is a wag |
Vestigial wings (flightless) |