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declare martial law

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sterilize populations through vaccines

3

dim the sun

4

turn the frickin' frogs gay

5

start world war III

6

steal our precious bodily fluids

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sacrifice your children to Roll on "Sacrifice"

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turn us all into zombies

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track us

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enslave us

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trans our genders

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destroy the traditional family

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round us up into FEMA camps

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force us to take the mark of the beast

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cancel me

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establish a global, one-world government

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attack and dethrone God

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take our guns

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turn us all into techno-organic cyborgs

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make us all eat ze bugs

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open a portal to hell

22

feminize us

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take away our proud heritage

24

run a false flag, just like Roll on "Plot name" laid out

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usher in Roll on "Plot name"

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shut us down

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cut off our connection to God

28

destroy America

29

initiate a controlled collapse of civilization