| d20 | Result | Thing |
|---|---|---|
1 |
Crooked-nosed |
dog |
2 |
Repugnant |
churl |
3 |
Revolting |
cox-comb |
4 |
Vulgar |
worm |
5 |
Vile |
maggot |
6 |
Weak |
oaf |
7 |
Hedge-born |
wretch |
8 |
Dirt-born |
doxy |
9 |
Low-born |
fool |
10 |
Stinking |
filth |
11 |
Wretched |
cur |
12 |
Contemptable |
swine |
13 |
Dim-witted |
scum |
14 |
Dull-witted |
trash |
15 |
Bandy-legged |
dullard |
16 |
Hunch-backed |
coward |
17 |
Pathetic |
fop |
18 |
Disgusting |
sycophant |
19 |
Filthy |
lump |
20 |
Cowering |
turd |