| d50 | Result |
|---|---|
1 |
Overzealous defensive software |
2 |
Harbours malicious virus |
3 |
Being assessed by sysadmin |
4 |
layers of legacy programming |
5 |
randomly goes into standby mode |
6 |
Badly formatted Ar plug-in |
7 |
Installing software upgrade |
8 |
hacker currently querying system |
9 |
ROM overloaded by surplus apps |
10 |
recently reset to factory defaults |
11 |
Inquisitive low-grade AI assistant |
12 |
requires biometric verification |
13 |
Auto-downloads to linked device |
14 |
Net connection keeps dropping out |
15 |
Incompatible operating system |
16 |
Pop-up pandemic |
17 |
Software conflicts, glitchy |
18 |
Processor overclocked |
19 |
Active ‘vigilance suite’ warns user |
20 |
Tendency to stall or hang |
21 |
Malware sifting for linked devices |
22 |
Missing system tools/utilities |
23 |
errors with user interface display |
24 |
Physically damaged, or faulty |
25 |
Non-standard reprogramming |
26 |
D6 software subroutines triggered |
27 |
logs recently tampered with |
28 |
Overheating (heat sink failing) |
29 |
heavily encrypted for device type |
30 |
Constant security warnings |
31 |
Non-intuitive user interface |
32 |
hogging the local bandwidth |
33 |
Prone to system crashes |
34 |
uses badly patched legacy code |
35 |
File sharing denied |
36 |
Configured for periodic back-up |
37 |
Insufficient internal battery life |
38 |
reveals a scheduled exploit (short) |
39 |
‘Access Denied’ system file errors |
40 |
reboots the system at random |
41 |
requires admin password |
42 |
Can only handle minimal processes |
43 |
user interface in foreign language |
44 |
Discomforting feedback |
45 |
3rd party updaters need unchecking |
46 |
Menu options it shouldn’t have |
47 |
In the process of being stolen |
48 |
running slow, searching for updates |
49 |
Feeds log and data to manufacturer |
50 |
Tagged and monitored by rogue AI |