1

electrified grappling claw

2

glowing boomerangs

3

corrosive rainmaker rifle

4

cosmic rust cannon

5

white-hot shrapnel cannon

6

electrified whips

7

twin-linked null rays

8

dimensional implosion charges

9

arcing energy glaive

10

twin plasma sickles

11

unstable fusion cannon

12

god-engine portal

13

glass-gas pistol

14

corrosive centipede sword

15

kinetic knuckleduster

16

electroweb caster

17

microbot dart launcher

18

devouring sawblades

19

sonic boom cannon

20

white-hot tenderiser

21

shimmering energon bow

22

starfall mortar

23

liquid flame cannons

24

antilife portal guns

25

gravity well drones

26

sonic fiddlebow

27

telescopic kopesh blades

28

diamond-tipped propeller blades

29

aerosol nanodrones

30

clawed flail

31

flailhead encasing a dying star

32

rusty chainsword

33

kinetic warhammer

34

flame-belching grooved machete

35

revolving shotgun

36

plasmawave hatchet

37

flashbang stingers

38

giant mancatcher

39

hard-light garotte

40

ancient toothed sword

41

energon lance

42

heavy hadron laser

1

Audi R8

2

Chevrolet Camaro

3

Chevrolet Corvette

4

Chevrolet Impala

5

Corvette Indy

6

Desert racing buggy

7

Dodge Viper (Chrysler)

8

Ford Mustang

9

Funny Car

10

Lamborghini Countach

11

Lamborghini Diablo

12

Le Mans racer

13

Mazda RX-series

14

Nissan Fairlady Z

15

Open Wheel Race Car

16

Pontiac Firebird

17

Porsche 928S

18

Porsche 959

19

Porsche 962

20

Volkswagen Beetle

21

M1 Abrams

22

A-10 Thunderbolt II

23

AH-64 Apache copter

24

B-1B Lancer

25

Dassault Rafale

26

F-4 Phantom

27

F-14 Tomcat

28

F-15 Eagle

29

F-16 Fighting Falcon

30

F-22 Raptor

31

F-35 Lightning II

32

F-117A Nighthawk

33

Flakpanzer Gepard

34

Harrier Jump Jet

35

SR-71 Blackbird

36

V-22 Osprey

37

Concorde

38

Eurocopter Dauphin

39

Space Shuttle Orbiter

1

with all manner of hidden weapons

2

with an exceptionally loud colour scheme

3

with nigh-impenetrable armour

4

without a single scratch

5

that travels way too fast for its own good

6

with a cloaking device

7

that can be heard from half a planet away

1

battered offroader

2

foreboding police cruiser

3

sleek supercar

4

vintage muscle car

5

car from a car ad (includes sexy woman)

6

quaint hatchback

7

drag racer

8

rugged army utility

9

ostentatious concept car

10

luxury car

11

supersonic jetliner

12

military drone

13

rescue helicopter

14

stealth bomber

15

hulking airlifter

16

tottering biplane

17

jump jet

18

strafing helicopter

19

sleek spy plane

20

thundering assault plane

21

fighter jet

22

space orbiter

23

satellite

24

steam locomotive

25

high-speed train

26

diesel engine

27

sailing yacht

28

hovercraft

29

unmanned submarine

30

gunboat

31

aircraft carrier

32

fishing trawler

33

cruise liner

34

old dinghy

35

ironclad warship

36

London bus

37

garbage truck

38

fire engine

39

heavy construction vehicle

40

combine harvester

41

mining excavator

42

genuine monster truck

43

tow truck

44

cargo tanker

45

artillery truck

46

vintage hotrod

47

military panzer

48

tradesman’s van

49

noisy chopper

50

racing motorcycle

51

vespa

52

flashy mobility scooter

53

dirt bike

54

quad bike

55

go kart

56

jetski

57

The kraken-like Dweller

58

A gargantuan subterranean worm

59

A great metal beast

60

An interstellar flying tank

61

A spacecraft resembling a vast ocean creature

62

A blazing meteor, resembling a falling piece of the sky

63

A sleek flying car

64

A vast flying smelting vat

65

Futuristic artillery

1

Avoids verbal communication. Best friends are a car alarm and a radio.

2

Hates hygiene. Always preceded by an overwhelming stench of diesel.

3

A hoarder for dents, decals and oddities. Quite the spectacle.

4

Can't finish off an enemy without uttering a badass one-liner.

5

Joints infested with acidic space grubs.

6

Makes human pop-culture references. Doesn't understand the context or meaning behind them.

7

Unaccustomed to organic life. Keeps befriending inanimate objects.

8

Bits of metal keep falling off. Keeps putting them back on.

9

Has to do everything in the most ostentatious way possible.

10

Uses random junk to emulate human fashions.

11

Pyromaniac. Sees collaterol damage as a goal, not a consequence.

12

Tries to emulate human personalities. Unsure of which Earth creatures are humans.

13

Faulty coolant systems. Frequently searing hot to the touch.

14

A bastion of cosmic chivalry. Every fight is a gentlemanly duel.

15

Voice like a surly analogue computer.

16

Leaks oil and sparks when nervous.

17

Learnt Earth's ways in a musty library. Speaks in flowery Shakespearean.

18

Has adopted several entirely unfitting human customs.