| d6 | Result |
|---|---|
1 |
a whale shark! Holy shit. |
2 |
a snapping turtle! That's not a fish, silly. |
3 |
a left boot! Whoever lost this is probably all right. |
4 |
an unopened can of soda! Dare you drink? |
5 |
a frog! It's not a god, though. |
6 |
a rock! How did you do that? |