| d100 | Result |
|---|---|
1 |
You are always second guessing yourself. When you say something, you immediately doubt it. |
2 |
You must speak in song. |
3 |
Your hands are replaced with constantly dripping mounds of glowing green goo |
4 |
Your body hair now glows brightly in the presence of evil, giving off enough light to illuminate a fifteen foot radius area centered on you. |
5 |
You can't use your eyes and ears at the same time anymore. One must be covered in order to use the other. Trying to use both eyes and ears will result in audio or visual hallucinations. |
6 |
The first creature you look at now looks like a large sand worm. |
7 |
You think you are the worlds greatest bard. |
8 |
You lose d4 letters of your name. |
9 |
You lose d6 inches of height. |
10 |
You cannot curse, and is censored by loud beeps. |
11 |
Your face melts off leaving a skeleton visage |
12 |
You are convinced that you died an especially gruesome and dissatisfying death and that you now live your unlife as a ghost that haunts the rest of your party. No amounts of evidence can convince you otherwise. |
13 |
Your hair grows 1D10 yards. |
14 |
You say everything sarcastically. |
15 |
You age 1d20 years. |
16 |
You cough out bloody feathers every few minutes. |
17 |
Walls speak to you, but they have nothing good to say. They berate you and antagonise you. |
18 |
Your hands become feet and your feet become hands. |
19 |
Your eyes turn into valuable gemstones but you can still see out of them. |
20 |
You understand the languages of animals. |
21 |
When you stare at any fire you see a face of a grinning demon or devil in it. |
22 |
Your hair is constantly blown back by a magical wind. |
23 |
You leave putrid black footsteps everywhere you walk. |
24 |
Your shadow gains a will of its own. It speaks to you and only you can hear it, it is not happy. |
25 |
You think that there is a loud talking bird on your shoulder but it isn't actually there. |
26 |
You produce a glimmer of light when in darkness that has the same brightness of a dim torch. You have no normal shadow when in sunlight. |
27 |
You are convinced that you are becoming some sort of supernatural or extraplanar creature. You refuse all evidence to the contrary. |
28 |
Gravity affects you less. |
29 |
Your two arms merge into one centred on your chest. |
30 |
You begin to froth at the mouth uncontrollably. |
31 |
Rather than walking, you must dance. |
32 |
Your ears grow to the size of dinner plates. |
33 |
You believe you are drunk, you are not. |
34 |
You blend into your surroundings near seamlessly. |
35 |
You become a cat, you retain your intelligence and ability to speak. All equipment and items you are holding or wearing magically disappear until you change back. |
36 |
Your upper lip curls into a sneer. You are incapable of making any other facial expression. |
37 |
You are convinced bugs are living under your skin. |
38 |
You think you can walk through walls like a ghost. |
39 |
You think a random person in your party has been replaced by a malevolent shapeshifter. |
40 |
When you speak, you must say the opposite of what you mean. |
41 |
You become aware of the 4th wall, and can break it. |
42 |
You must try to convince someone you are their parent. |
43 |
You believe you can transform into a vehicle. |
44 |
You believe that you are the strongest in the universe. |
45 |
You have a catchphrase you must speak after every sentence. |
46 |
You go through puberty again over the span of one day. |
47 |
You have theme music that plays constantly, it's very loud and everyone can hear it. |
48 |
You have a burning need to move, you cannot stay still. |
49 |
You forget everyone’s names and try to awkwardly avoid revealing that you have. |
50 |
You feel a deep hunger, and a need to consume. You can eat anything. It will never be enough. |
51 |
Every time you make a physical attack, you cannot help but make your own sound effects. |
52 |
You move like a Rubber Hose character. |
53 |
Friction randomly ceases to function for you at the worse times. |
54 |
You have the mindset of an incompetent villain, you are constantly coming up with devilish schemes that will never work. Before every encounter, you must declare yourself with an over the top introduction (e.g. Team Rocket). |
55 |
You believe you are a fictional character (yours or DM’s choice). |
56 |
There is an omnipresent voice giving reaction channel style commentary on every action you do. |
57 |
You can only speak in third person. |
58 |
You always speak whatever is on your mind as you think it. |
59 |
You grow a third arm that fucking hates you. |
60 |
There are 368 knives that are always behind you, you can't see them no matter what you do, everyone else can. |
61 |
You body swap with another party member. |
62 |
You become a Karen, anyone you touch also becomes a Karen. |
63 |
Anything you touch grows eyes and gains sentience. They can communicate through physic thoughts only you can hear. |
64 |
Your accent changes every five minutes. |
65 |
You slip an infernal word into your sentences every now and then. |
66 |
The last person you killed tells you things about their life nobody wanted to know. |
67 |
You see your party as another group from a parallel world. Roll on the DGI table. |
68 |
You are haunted by the mystical orb of pestilence. |
69 |
Your Mother. |
70 |
You believe you harbour a terrible secret, and are desperate to tell it, but you are under a soul biding NDA. |
71 |
You are constantly being followed by a little salesman, they will constantly offer you scams. |
72 |
Every time you mention the number 3, you take 1d4-1 physic damage. |
73 |
You are possessed by the spirit of THE CHOSEN, additionally, roll again on the Warp Table. |
74 |
You believe your hands are pillows, and you REALLY want have a pillow fight. |
75 |
You get Pyro TF2 vision. |
76 |
You believe you're stuck in a musical, you now hate musicals. |
77 |
You hear squeaky shoes coming towards you and you see a visage of death, he tells you his name is Reece. He will follow you wherever you go. |
78 |
You feel an impulse to pet every animal you come across, deadly or otherwise. |
79 |
You Gain a familiar in the form of an Eldritch horror... everyone else sees them as a simple house cat |
80 |
You believe you are now on a fetch quest, you know the item you're after, but you can't define any aspect of it (appearance, name, location, etc). |
81 |
A phANTom appears, and will continue to follow you no matter what. |
82 |
You are incredibly gullible. |
83 |
You are incredibly sceptical. |
84 |
You believe yourself #TITLECARD# |
85 |
You believe yourself to be a medical professional and are terrified of apples. |
86 |
You believe that the next NPC you meet is the Antichrist. |
87 |
You must speak in brainrot terms. |
88 |
You believe yourself to be a grand ruler now reborn, and you deserve your tital. |
89 |
You cannot see things in movement. |
90 |
You gain an unhealthy obsession with spiny creatures. |
91 |
You believe you are in an office sitcom. |
92 |
You believe yourself to be an NPC in an RPG, you have set responses to interactions |
93 |
You cannot feel pain. Additionally, one random bone in your body breaks. |
94 |
You become addicted to gambling. |
95 |
You believe yourself to be on a game show, and you have to win it. |
96 |
You believe you have a sponsor. |
97 |
You skin turns green and you can photosynthesise. |
98 |
You think you are another member of your party. |
99 |
Every time you laugh, you take 1d4 psychic damage. |
100 |
Re-roll on this table twice. If you roll another 100, you explode in a poof of confetti and your size becomes tiny. |