Office Talent (d153)

d153 Talent How It Might Help

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Collects coworker birthdays

Realizes time-loops when no one ages.

2

Can whistle in multiple octaves

Mimics strange alerts or distracts dungeon creatures.

3

Knows how to pick simple locks

Frees jammed security cabinets or locked stairwell doors.

4

Expert at silent sneezing

Avoids detection by sonar-based cubicle stalkers.

5

Remembers every printer model layout

Locates toner grenades and hidden override switches.

6

Once trained for a competitive eating contest

Immune to cursed breakroom leftovers.

7

Can recite all OSHA regulations from memory

Identifies unsafe zones and probable trap layouts.

8

Collects vintage mechanical pencils

Decodes ancient tool-based puzzles with proper graphite pressure.

9

Breathes quietly under stress

Hides more effectively from patrol bots and intercom spirits.

10

Always carries three paperclips, just in case

Picks locks, jams machines, or connects mysterious wire nodes.

11

Can sleep sitting up with eyes open

Fools surveillance AI during rest cycles.

12

Never forgets a password

Bypasses locked systems and forgotten staff terminals.

13

Expert at scanning for typos

Catches hidden spells masked by near-identical symbols.

14

Has perfect recall of calendar events

Knows when cycles, resets, or patrols will occur.

15

Keeps emergency snacks everywhere

Prevents morale crashes or appeases hungry hallway gremlins.

16

Excellent multitasker

Solves multi-phase puzzles under pressure.

17

Taps fingers to keep rhythm

Times movement through rotating hallway traps.

18

Maintains perfect inbox labeling

Filters magical spam from real dungeon alerts.

19

Good at finding empty meeting rooms

Detects abandoned safe rooms and hideouts.

20

Can spot QR codes instantly

Recognizes rune clusters on enchanted posters.

21

Always volunteers for cleanup duty

Notices physical residue from recent magical events.

22

Bakes on weekends

Distracts hostile spirits with fresh banana bread.

23

Carries backup shoelaces

Used for tripwires, pulley traps, or minor bindings.

24

Always reads the FAQ

Recognizes 'frequently omitted' dungeon rules.

25

Knows every cafeteria special

Predicts food-related rituals or creature spawn events.

26

Can decipher corporate buzzwords

Translates spell-like language into actionable instructions.

27

Collects coworker birthdays

Realizes time-loops when no one ages.

28

Keeps drawer organized by color

Identifies corruption in misplaced magical color patterns.

29

Reads instruction manuals for fun

Immediately understands dungeon signage or alien UI.

30

Writes tiny but legible

Documents complex sigils without overlapping lines.

31

Can open packaging with no tools

Retrieves items from cursed shrink wrap or emergency rations.

32

Can whistle in multiple octaves

Mimics strange alerts or distracts dungeon creatures.

33

Knows how to pick simple locks

Frees jammed security cabinets or locked stairwell doors.

34

Expert at silent sneezing

Avoids detection by sonar-based cubicle stalkers.

35

Remembers every printer model layout

Locates toner grenades and hidden override switches.

36

Once trained for a competitive eating contest

Immune to cursed breakroom leftovers.

37

Can recite all OSHA regulations from memory

Identifies unsafe zones and probable trap layouts.

38

Collects vintage mechanical pencils

Decodes ancient tool-based puzzles with proper graphite pressure.

39

Breathes quietly under stress

Hides more effectively from patrol bots and intercom spirits.

40

Always carries three paperclips, just in case

Picks locks, jams machines, or connects mysterious wire nodes.

41

Can sleep sitting up with eyes open

Fools surveillance AI during rest cycles.

42

Never forgets a password

Bypasses locked systems and forgotten staff terminals.

43

Expert at scanning for typos

Catches hidden spells masked by near-identical symbols.

44

Has perfect recall of calendar events

Knows when cycles, resets, or patrols will occur.

45

Keeps emergency snacks everywhere

Prevents morale crashes or appeases hungry hallway gremlins.

46

Excellent multitasker

Solves multi-phase puzzles under pressure.

47

Taps fingers to keep rhythm

Times movement through rotating hallway traps.

48

Maintains perfect inbox labeling

Filters magical spam from real dungeon alerts.

49

Good at finding empty meeting rooms

Detects abandoned safe rooms and hideouts.

50

Can spot QR codes instantly

Recognizes rune clusters on enchanted posters.

51

Always volunteers for cleanup duty

Notices physical residue from recent magical events.

52

Bakes on weekends

Distracts hostile spirits with fresh banana bread.

53

Carries backup shoelaces

Used for tripwires, pulley traps, or minor bindings.

54

Always reads the FAQ

Recognizes 'frequently omitted' dungeon rules.

55

Knows every cafeteria special

Predicts food-related rituals or creature spawn events.

56

Can decipher corporate buzzwords

Translates spell-like language into actionable instructions.

57

Keeps drawer organized by color

Identifies corruption in misplaced magical color patterns.

58

Reads instruction manuals for fun

Immediately understands dungeon signage or alien UI.

59

Writes tiny but legible

Documents complex sigils without overlapping lines.

60

Can open packaging with no tools

Retrieves items from cursed shrink wrap or emergency rations.

61

Can whistle in multiple octaves

Mimics strange alerts or distracts dungeon creatures.

62

Knows how to pick simple locks

Frees jammed security cabinets or locked stairwell doors.

63

Expert at silent sneezing

Avoids detection by sonar-based cubicle stalkers.

64

Remembers every printer model layout

Locates toner grenades and hidden override switches.

65

Once trained for a competitive eating contest

Immune to cursed breakroom leftovers.

66

Can recite all OSHA regulations from memory

Identifies unsafe zones and probable trap layouts.

67

Collects vintage mechanical pencils

Decodes ancient tool-based puzzles with proper graphite pressure.

68

Breathes quietly under stress

Hides more effectively from patrol bots and intercom spirits.

69

Always carries three paperclips, just in case

Picks locks, jams machines, or connects mysterious wire nodes.

70

Can sleep sitting up with eyes open

Fools surveillance AI during rest cycles.

71

Never forgets a password

Bypasses locked systems and forgotten staff terminals.

72

Expert at scanning for typos

Catches hidden spells masked by near-identical symbols.

73

Has perfect recall of calendar events

Knows when cycles, resets, or patrols will occur.

74

Keeps emergency snacks everywhere

Prevents morale crashes or appeases hungry hallway gremlins.

75

Excellent multitasker

Solves multi-phase puzzles under pressure.

76

Taps fingers to keep rhythm

Times movement through rotating hallway traps.

77

Maintains perfect inbox labeling

Filters magical spam from real dungeon alerts.

78

Good at finding empty meeting rooms

Detects abandoned safe rooms and hideouts.

79

Can spot QR codes instantly

Recognizes rune clusters on enchanted posters.

80

Always volunteers for cleanup duty

Notices physical residue from recent magical events.

81

Bakes on weekends

Distracts hostile spirits with fresh banana bread.

82

Carries backup shoelaces

Used for tripwires, pulley traps, or minor bindings.

83

Always reads the FAQ

Recognizes 'frequently omitted' dungeon rules.

84

Knows every cafeteria special

Predicts food-related rituals or creature spawn events.

85

Can decipher corporate buzzwords

Translates spell-like language into actionable instructions.

86

Collects coworker birthdays

Realizes time-loops when no one ages.

87

Keeps drawer organized by color

Identifies corruption in misplaced magical color patterns.

88

Reads instruction manuals for fun

Immediately understands dungeon signage or alien UI.

89

Writes tiny but legible

Documents complex sigils without overlapping lines.

90

Can open packaging with no tools

Retrieves items from cursed shrink wrap or emergency rations.

91

Can whistle in multiple octaves

Mimics strange alerts or distracts dungeon creatures.

92

Knows how to pick simple locks

Frees jammed security cabinets or locked stairwell doors.

93

Expert at silent sneezing

Avoids detection by sonar-based cubicle stalkers.

94

Remembers every printer model layout

Locates toner grenades and hidden override switches.

95

Once trained for a competitive eating contest

Immune to cursed breakroom leftovers.

96

Can recite all OSHA regulations from memory

Identifies unsafe zones and probable trap layouts.

97

Collects vintage mechanical pencils

Decodes ancient tool-based puzzles with proper graphite pressure.

98

Breathes quietly under stress

Hides more effectively from patrol bots and intercom spirits.

99

Always carries three paperclips, just in case

Picks locks, jams machines, or connects mysterious wire nodes.

100

Can sleep sitting up with eyes open

Fools surveillance AI during rest cycles.

101

Never forgets a password

Bypasses locked systems and forgotten staff terminals.

102

Expert at scanning for typos

Catches hidden spells masked by near-identical symbols.

103

Has perfect recall of calendar events

Knows when cycles, resets, or patrols will occur.

104

Keeps emergency snacks everywhere

Prevents morale crashes or appeases hungry hallway gremlins.

105

Excellent multitasker

Solves multi-phase puzzles under pressure.

106

Taps fingers to keep rhythm

Times movement through rotating hallway traps.

107

Good at finding empty meeting rooms

Detects abandoned safe rooms and hideouts.

108

Maintains perfect inbox labeling

Filters magical spam from real dungeon alerts.

109

Can spot QR codes instantly

Recognizes rune clusters on enchanted posters.

110

Always volunteers for cleanup duty

Notices physical residue from recent magical events.

111

Bakes on weekends

Distracts hostile spirits with fresh banana bread.

112

Carries backup shoelaces

Used for tripwires, pulley traps, or minor bindings.

113

Always reads the FAQ

Recognizes 'frequently omitted' dungeon rules.

114

Knows every cafeteria special

Predicts food-related rituals or creature spawn events.

115

Can decipher corporate buzzwords

Translates spell-like language into actionable instructions.

116

Collects coworker birthdays

Realizes time-loops when no one ages.

117

Keeps drawer organized by color

Identifies corruption in misplaced magical color patterns.

118

Reads instruction manuals for fun

Immediately understands dungeon signage or alien UI.

119

Writes tiny but legible

Documents complex sigils without overlapping lines.

120

Can open packaging with no tools

Retrieves items from cursed shrink wrap or emergency rations.

121

Can whistle in multiple octaves

Mimics strange alerts or distracts dungeon creatures.

122

Knows how to pick simple locks

Frees jammed security cabinets or locked stairwell doors.

123

Expert at silent sneezing

Avoids detection by sonar-based cubicle stalkers.

124

Remembers every printer model layout

Locates toner grenades and hidden override switches.

125

Once trained for a competitive eating contest

Immune to cursed breakroom leftovers.

126

Can recite all OSHA regulations from memory

Identifies unsafe zones and probable trap layouts.

127

Collects vintage mechanical pencils

Decodes ancient tool-based puzzles with proper graphite pressure.

128

Breathes quietly under stress

Hides more effectively from patrol bots and intercom spirits.

129

Always carries three paperclips, just in case

Picks locks, jams machines, or connects mysterious wire nodes.

130

Can sleep sitting up with eyes open

Fools surveillance AI during rest cycles.

131

Never forgets a password

Bypasses locked systems and forgotten staff terminals.

132

Expert at scanning for typos

Catches hidden spells masked by near-identical symbols.

133

Has perfect recall of calendar events

Knows when cycles, resets, or patrols will occur.

134

Keeps emergency snacks everywhere

Prevents morale crashes or appeases hungry hallway gremlins.

135

Excellent multitasker

Solves multi-phase puzzles under pressure.

136

Taps fingers to keep rhythm

Times movement through rotating hallway traps.

137

Maintains perfect inbox labeling

Filters magical spam from real dungeon alerts.

138

Good at finding empty meeting rooms

Detects abandoned safe rooms and hideouts.

139

Can spot QR codes instantly

Recognizes rune clusters on enchanted posters.

140

Always volunteers for cleanup duty

Notices physical residue from recent magical events.

141

Bakes on weekends

Distracts hostile spirits with fresh banana bread.

142

Carries backup shoelaces

Used for tripwires, pulley traps, or minor bindings.

143

Always reads the FAQ

Recognizes 'frequently omitted' dungeon rules.

144

Knows every cafeteria special

Predicts food-related rituals or creature spawn events.

145

Can decipher corporate buzzwords

Translates spell-like language into actionable instructions.

146

Collects coworker birthdays

Realizes time-loops when no one ages.

147

Keeps drawer organized by color

Identifies corruption in misplaced magical color patterns.

148

Reads instruction manuals for fun

Immediately understands dungeon signage or alien UI.

149

Writes tiny but legible

Documents complex sigils without overlapping lines.

150-153

Can open packaging with no tools

Retrieves items from cursed shrink wrap or emergency rations.