| d10 | Result |
|---|---|
1 |
Man... you'd think they'd at least turn a light on... or leave a clearer description of their apartment... WHERE IS THIS PLACE? By the time you get there, your delivery has gone cold... and... man... they can tell the second the get their hands on it. (Pass a DC 3 [9+] to avoid a wicked stinkeye or suffer a -1 on your next navigation roll) |
2 |
Oh heyyyyy man, no big deal! No big deal at all. I only just got off a twelve-hour shift at the power plant! I didn't want a hot meal, anyway! Here, y'know, I actually know a short-cut to your next place... might help so the next one doesn't have to eat something soggy n' cold... (Pass a DC 4 [12+] or receive fake-ass advice and take a -2 on your next nvaigation roll) |
3 |
Not only is it delivered cold but it might just come rushing back at you.... at... speeds... maybe a fist too, if you aren't careful. (Pass a DC 5 [15+] to avoid getting coated in a cold order, or manhandled... failure results in a -2 to your next navigation roll... you've gotta clean up, after all...) |
4 |
This customer is grabbing the food and they might just grab you, too-- you were supposed to be here FOREVER AGO. (Pass a DC 4 [12+] to dodge the angry customer's lunge or take a -1 on your next navigation roll) |
5 |
You're just about to the door when a greedy cnidolid leaps from the nearby trashcans to swipe the bag! NO NO! GET IT! STOP THEMMMM! (Pass a DC 5 [15+] to swipe the bag back or suffer a -2 on your next navigation roll.) |
6 |
The address you're looking for exists... there's just... no actual numbers on any of these buildings... and... what... there's a note here... says they have a Mosasorta painted on their door? But... but ALL OF THEM HAVE MOSASORTAS ON THEIR DOORS. (Pass a DC 3 [9+] to find the right house and get moving! Or take a -1 on your next navigation roll). |
7 |
There's a kolmed keypad you've got to punch a code into... and you swear you're doing it right... but... the gate won't OPEN. (Pass a DC 3 [9+] to figure out the correct code and deliver your food, or suffer a -1 on your next navigation roll). |
8 |
Your recipient is just angry enough to keep you occupied with varying insults as you hand over the food. ... It almost seems like a hobby, or a sport-- the names aren't exactly cruel... just... clever and eerily specific. Get roasted by a Port Nemo local. (Pass a DC 4 [12+] to walk away with your dignity intact or take a -1 on your next navigation roll for the blow to your confidence) |
9 |
The place you're looking for is just ahead... but so is... a rather hungry flock of Auehe... and... the food smells awfully good, doesn't it? (Pass a DC 3 [9+] to bypass the hehe swarm or... yknow... take a -1 to your next navigation roll for BEING swarmed.) |
10 |
You hand the food over but when the customer looks inside they report back to you that something isn't right-- this isn't what they ORDERED. YOUR RECEIPTS GOT MIXED UP. Well now, hold on-- I'm sure we have it here... somewhere! (Pass a DC 4 [12+] to find the right orders and swap it out or take a -2 on your next navigation roll.) |