| d12 | Head | Demeanour | Desires | Face | Dress | Beliefs | Body | Speech |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 |
Bald, like a polished nut |
Blustery |
A dozen spouses |
Beard of frothy yeast |
Brushed felt |
Ale is essential for life |
Blubbery |
Baritone |
2 |
Buzzing with flies |
Brooding |
Acquire moon cheese |
Darting tongue |
Cosy knitwear |
Bathing is inimical to health |
Covered in downy fur |
Filthy |
3 |
Floppy hat droops over eyes |
Cowardly |
Become a fungus giant |
Eyes as big as fists |
Dapper tweed |
Daily sacrifice to the elders |
Flabby rolls |
Grumbling |
4 |
Fuzzy green hair |
Dozy |
Breed a sentient swine |
Eyes like pools of deep space |
Greasy leathers |
Gets visions from the moon |
Lumpy |
Meandering |
5 |
Huge, floppy ears |
Flustered |
Brew the universal elixir |
Eyes like tiny black marbles |
Knitted ivy |
Humans are naked monkeys |
Rampant belly button fur |
Mumbling |
6 |
Long greasy hair |
Grumpy |
Consume sentient fungi |
Long, floppy nose |
Grubby rags |
Pursued by vengeful ghosts |
Spherical |
Muttering |
7 |
Much too big |
Impertinent |
Found a moss brewery |
Looks like a carved potato |
Loincloth |
Stone circles hide buried gold |
Stubby legs |
Obtuse |
8 |
No neck |
Lethargic |
Found underground realm |
Massive flared nostrils |
Naturist |
Talking owls are plotting |
Stumpy arms |
Phlegmy |
9 |
Patchy orange hair |
Miserly |
Grow clones of self |
Mouth foaming with yeast |
Pelts |
The Drune will conquer all |
Whorled like knotted wood |
Squelchy |
10 |
Pointy felt hat |
Overbearingly affable |
Meld with the fungal mind |
Nostrils ooze purple slime |
Pig suede |
The duke is secretly a fairy |
Wider than tall |
Squeaking |
11 |
Wobbly |
Shrewd |
Own a sprawling inn |
Pointy root nose |
Scratchy wool |
The fungal mind is supreme |
Wobbly paunch |
Stammering |
12 |
Wrinkled like a walnut |
Tells terrible jokes |
Sample all known ales |
Wobbly lips |
Woven fungus stems |
All trees have eyes |
Wrinkled folds of skin |
Wheezing |