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Dombo

Bilibom

Bendiom

Barkhop

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Gobd

Brimbul

Blobui

Conker

3

Gobulom

Ebbli

Ebdwol

Danklow

4

Golobd

Ghibli

Glob

Fernhead

5

Gremo

Gobbli

Gombly

Frother

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Gwomotom

Gwedim

Greblim

Grimehump

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Hollogowl

Higwold

Gwoodwom

Hogscap

8

Kabob

Ibulold

Holib

Mossbeard

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Kollobom

Imbwi

Klolb

Mossfurrow

10

Limbly

Klibli

Kwolotomb

Mould

11

Loblow

Klimbim

Lambop

Mouldfinger

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Mobdemold

Libib

Morromb

Mudfoot

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Nyoma

Limimb

Mwoomb

Mugfoam

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Obolm

Marib

Olob

Mulchwump

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Oglom

Milik

Oobl

Mushrump

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Omb

Shlirimi

Shlurbel

Oddpolyp

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Shmold

Shobd

Smodron

Puffhelm

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Slumbred

Skimbim

Tomdown

Smallcheese

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Umbertop

Slimpk

Tomumbolo

Sodwallow

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Wobobold

Smodri

Worrib

Twiggler

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Bark tailor

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Boar hunter

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Cheesemaker

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Compost raker

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Fungologist

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Fungus farmer

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Gambler

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Hornblower

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Moss brewer

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Moss farmer

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Night forager

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Oracle's apprentice

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Pipe maker

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Sausage maker

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Squirrel trainer

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Swinherd

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Tavernkeep

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Vagrant

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Worm farmer

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Yeast farmer

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A bag of stone marbles. Each has a name and rolls towards whoever speaks it.

2

A block of cheese infected with hallucinogenic fungus.

3

A bloodstained hat that once belonged to a redcap.

4

A book alleging crimes by each of the 100 saints of Dolmenwood. Found on the body of a murdered man.

5

A bottle of yeast-froth shampoo, essential for maintaining the lustre of mossy manes.

6

A banquet of honeysuckle that drips real honey. The honey attracts wasps.

7

A brass cowbell. When struck, nearby milk and cheese products jump half a foot towards it.

8

A broad-brimmed hat covered in shimmering moss.

9

A bronze idol to a two-headed mushroom god.

10

A chunk of volcanic rock, warm to the touch. A single Old Woldish rune has been carved into it.

11

A clay figurine of a pot-bellied giant with a single eye.

12

A cluster of fungus consisting of a dozen different kinds of mushrooms living in symbiosis.

13

A collection of small rocks, all chipped from different gravestones.

14

A cooking pot that adds mushrooms to every dish cooked inside it.

15

A flower pressed inside a dead man’s journal.

16

A hunting horn fashioned from a great boar tusk.

17

A jar of blue cheese massage oil.

18

A jar of green jelly with the label “Don’t Eat Me.”

19

A large egg, entrusted to you by a panicked woodgrue.

20

A large gooseberry that appears to have a creature growing inside it.

21

A large, pink sausage. Tries to crawl away if left unattended.

22

A leaf that changes with the seasons, dying by winter only to rejuvenate in spring.

23

A mossy rock. When placed on the ground for at least a minute and then lifted, bugs scurry out from underneath it.

24

A mould-riddled tapestry depicting the hunt for a swine of mythic size.

25

A puffball with dozens of tiny mouths which burp in unison at dawn.

26

A puffball-skin pouch filled with jelly.

27

A sack of half-empty ale bottles.

28

A sealed bottle of spirits, brewed from the composted remains of one of your ancestors.

29

A shepherd’s crook that induces fear in farm animals when brandished.

30

A single hair from the head of an elven lady; a token of her affection.

31

A small beetle you found on the road. You have since received a letter from an angry grimalkin charging you with its theft.

32

A small effigy of a breggle made from dried mushroom flesh.

33

A small pouch of magic nuts. When a nut is broken open, it emits a pearl of wisdom.

34

A small snake with a “Return to” note attached. The owner’s name is smudged out.

35

A small, hollow toadstool with a tiny wooden door.

36

A snail shell that grows a new snail at dawn if the old one is removed or killed.

37

A squirrel-sized collar and leash.

38

A story book about the charming exploits of the rat-people of the moon.

39

A unique pipeweed mix of your own invention. A bit too combustible.

40

A watering can that constantly trickles water from its spout.

41

A waterskin of yellow slime that drips upwards when unstoppered.

42

A wheel of cheese that never loses momentum once it starts rolling.

43

A wooden carving of yourself that ages as you do.

44

A wooden peg leg that you found and converted into an incubator for rare fungi.

45

A worm whose squirming slowly spells out threatening prophecies.

46

An adorable red-and-white button mushroom. Whispers to you when no one else is listening.

47

An incomplete, and possibly inaccurate, map of all the inns in Dolmenwood.

48

An onion shaped like a baby.

49

Blueprints for a marvellous mechanical mouse organ clock.

50

Dozens of different kinds of bark, stitched together like a book.

1

Bald, like a polished nut

Blustery

A dozen spouses

Beard of frothy yeast

Brushed felt

Ale is essential for life

Blubbery

Baritone

2

Buzzing with flies

Brooding

Acquire moon cheese

Darting tongue

Cosy knitwear

Bathing is inimical to health

Covered in downy fur

Filthy

3

Floppy hat droops over eyes

Cowardly

Become a fungus giant

Eyes as big as fists

Dapper tweed

Daily sacrifice to the elders

Flabby rolls

Grumbling

4

Fuzzy green hair

Dozy

Breed a sentient swine

Eyes like pools of deep space

Greasy leathers

Gets visions from the moon

Lumpy

Meandering

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Huge, floppy ears

Flustered

Brew the universal elixir

Eyes like tiny black marbles

Knitted ivy

Humans are naked monkeys

Rampant belly button fur

Mumbling

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Long greasy hair

Grumpy

Consume sentient fungi

Long, floppy nose

Grubby rags

Pursued by vengeful ghosts

Spherical

Muttering

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Much too big

Impertinent

Found a moss brewery

Looks like a carved potato

Loincloth

Stone circles hide buried gold

Stubby legs

Obtuse

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No neck

Lethargic

Found underground realm

Massive flared nostrils

Naturist

Talking owls are plotting

Stumpy arms

Phlegmy

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Patchy orange hair

Miserly

Grow clones of self

Mouth foaming with yeast

Pelts

The Drune will conquer all

Whorled like knotted wood

Squelchy

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Pointy felt hat

Overbearingly affable

Meld with the fungal mind

Nostrils ooze purple slime

Pig suede

The duke is secretly a fairy

Wider than tall

Squeaking

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Wobbly

Shrewd

Own a sprawling inn

Pointy root nose

Scratchy wool

The fungal mind is supreme

Wobbly paunch

Stammering

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Wrinkled like a walnut

Tells terrible jokes

Sample all known ales

Wobbly lips

Woven fungus stems

All trees have eyes

Wrinkled folds of skin

Wheezing