8,000+ Plot Hooks! (d20)

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d20 Gender The NPC Quirk(s) Does what?

1

Male

Roll d5 on [1-2:White; 3:Blue; 4:Green; 5:Black; 6:Red] Roll d4 on [1:Ancient Dragon; 2-10:Wyrmling; 11-15:Young Dragon; 16-19:Adult Dragon]

The size of Roll d2 on [1:a gold coin; 2:an oak tree]

Asks if you would like to Roll d5 on [1:hear a joke; 2:hear a song; 3:join him/her at an event; 4:earn some quick money; 5:play a game. 6: see something crazy.]

2

Male

Roll d5 on [1-2:Brass; 3:Copper; 4:Bronze; 5:Silver; 6:Gold] Roll d4 on [1:Ancient Dragon; 2-10:Wyrmling; 11-15:Young Dragon; 16-19:Adult Dragon]

Anger problems

Accuses you of stealing a magical item.

3

Male

Roll d4 on [1:Elf; 2:Dwarf; 3:Halfling; 4:Human] Roll d13 on [1:Acolyte; 2:Scolar; 3:Noble; 4:Knight; 5:Cultist; 6:Druid; 7:Monk; 8:Elder; 9:Sorceror; 10:Wizard; 11:Thief; 12:Artisan; 13:Farmer or Miner]

Has a lisp

Begins to charge at you with Roll d2 on [1:fury; 2:lust]

4

Male

Roll d6 on [1:Goblin; 2:Orc; 3:Dragonborn; 4:Gnome; 5:Pixie; 6:Merfolk] Roll d13 on [1:Acolyte; 2:Scolar; 3:Noble; 4:Knight; 5:Cultist; 6:Druid; 7:Monk; 8:Shaman; 9:Sorceror; 10:Wizard; 11:Thief; 12:Artisan; 13:Farmer or Miner]

Speaks too Roll d2 on [1:loudly; 2:quietly]

Begins to charge at you with Roll d2 on [1:fury; 2:lust]

5

Male

Roll d5 on [1:Troll; 2:Goblin; 3:Ogre; 4:Half-giant; 5:Centaur]

Can't help but turn everything into a joke

Challenges you to a Roll d4 on [1:duel; 2:race; 3:arm-wrestle; 4:performance challenge of some sort]

6

Male

Sentient Roll d10 on [1:Owlbear; 2:Lion; 3:Tiger; 4:Bear; 5:Wolf; 6:Bird; 7:Snake; 8:Fish; 9:Ape; 10:Dinosaur]

No sense of humor

Begs you to help him/her save a loved one from Roll d4 on [1:goblinoids; 2:humanoids; 3:fiends; 4:celestials]

7

Male

Roll d4 on [1:Rock; 2:Air; 3:Fire; 4:Water] Elemental

Missing a(n) Roll d4 on [1:eye; 2:leg; 3:arm; 4:hand]

Begs you help protect him/her from Roll d4 on [1:assassins; 2:a debt collector; 3:an ex-lover; 4:a supernatural stalker]

8

Male

Roll d2 on [1:Fiend; 2:Celestial]

Elder (Reroll if immortal or dragon)

Roll d4 on [1:Begs; 2:Demands; 3:Offers gold for; 4:Lets you know that no one wants] you to save a loved one from old enemies.

9

Male

Your Roll d6 on [1:parent; 2:sibling; 3:rich aunt/uncle; 4:old friend; 5:old enemy; 6:doppelganger]

Racist against Roll d2 on [1:Your; 2:Your ally's] race.

Offers an unrealistic amount of gold for the head of an enemy.

10

Male

Two npcs: Roll twice

Secretly sent to Roll d4 on [1:kill you; 2:kill your ally; 3:lead you to his/her master so you can be eaten; 4:spy on you]

Roll d2 on [1:Tries to hit on you, in the lamest way possible; 2:Confesses his/her love for you, in the most passionate way possible]

11

Female

Roll d4 on [1:Bard; 2:Pirate; 3:Thug; 4:Noble]

Has amnesia

IS ON FIRE.

12

Female

The object to your left, coming to life.

Way too Roll d4 on [1:clingy; 2:much of an asshole; 3:sexy for your eyes to behold; 4:high level for this shit]

Is leading an attack on your location!

13

Female

A spectral image of a wizard.

Gives your friends dirty looks

Appears out of thin air and yells "There is no time! Come with me!"

14

Female

The ghost of [roll again]

Has a soft side

Puts a knife to your neck and whispers "Don't flinch..."

15

Female

Roll d8 on [1:Lich; 2:Dracolich; 3:Beholder; 4:Telepathic Grell; 5:Mind Flayer; 6:Demigod; 7:Your alter-ego; 8:Murloc. Yes, a Warcraft Murloc.]

Is secretly the opposite gender

Roll d2 on [1:Asks if you remember him/her; 2:Knows your secret!]

16

Female

The nearest plant, come to life!

Sex addict

Is crying and pleading to you in a language you don't understand.

17

Female

The closest item to you, preferably in your hand, animated.

Kleptomaniac

Insults you drunkenly.

18

Female

A were- Roll d8 on [1:Lion; 2:Bear; 3:Rat; 4:Bat; 5:Tiger; 6:Llama; 7:Snake; 8:Tarantula]

Totally insane

Is obviously stalking you.

19

Female

A werewolf

Roll d2 on [1:Sadistic; 2:Masochistic]

Demands that you pay him/her for the damages you've caused.

20

Female

Reroll, and only you can see and hear this person.

Roll twice more

Is an old Roll d6 on [1:friend; 2:rival; 3:lover; 4:relative; 5:work associate; 6:vaguely familiar individual] from your past, whom you haven't seen in years.