1

Monster race not normally seen in civilized company (ettin beggar) – roll d10 on table 1.

2

Has green slime in a box that he needs to keep fed – roll d10 on table 1.

3

Wears a beat up crown and once-expensive rags and claims to be the king of the beggars.

4

Has partially mutated into a puddle of goo – roll d10 on table 1.

5

Is a mid-level spellcaster – roll d10 on table 1.

6

Has a dancing kobold on a leash – roll d10 on table 1.

7

Is a dancing kobold on a leash.

8

Appears to be a growth medium for strange mushrooms.

9

Is undead, but no one has noticed because he still sits there begging as always – roll again on table 1.

10

Wears inappropriate clothing (boots on his hands and head)

11

Scuttles through the gutters grabbing and eating insects – roll again on table 1.

12

Is perfectly normal.