Random Tavern Descriptors

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The tavern entrance resides Roll d3 on [down the darkened alley; facing the main square; between the local bathhouse and house of pleasure]. There Roll d3 on [is a vicious looking dog out front; is not enough horse parking outside; are too many beggars out front] but your eyes are soon drawn to the Roll d4 on [fat; muscular; tall and lanky; stocky] bouncer at the door who is Roll d4 on [flicking a knife; shuffling cards; looking suspiciously in your direction; throwing out a drunk patron].