| d100 | Result |
|---|---|
1 |
Cooking rats over a fire |
2 |
Crafting weapons (why are they rubbing feces on the blades?) |
3 |
Rummaging through a cupboard |
4 |
Lurking in the bushes |
5 |
Building a shelter |
6 |
Eating food off the table |
7 |
Picking on the little goblin |
8 |
Poorly training dogs to ride |
9 |
Ambushing some poor soul |
10 |
Building traps |
11 |
Telling a folk tale or singing a song |
12 |
Running from a greater threat |
13 |
Looking for a new shelter |
14 |
Performing a religious ritual |
15 |
Practicing crude magic |
16 |
Having an intense philosophical debate, but everyone is totally wrong (e.g., whether the moon is made of white bread or sourdough) |
17 |
Collecting teeth |
18 |
Counting rocks |
19 |
Digging a pit |
20 |
Sleeping |
21 |
Scouting out new areas |
22 |
Telling stories with crude puppets |
23 |
Making music by hitting things with sticks |
24 |
Climbing a very tall tree with a bird's nest in it |
25 |
Rummaging through a derelict building |
26 |
Herding a flock of chickens |
27 |
Having a belching contest |
28 |
Brewing a strange horrid smelling grog |
29 |
Beating berries and feces in a mortar and pestle to make dye for war paint |
30 |
Jousting with sticks |
31 |
Listening to their storyteller relate an apparently hilarious tale |
32 |
Weight training with small rocks |
33 |
Playing what might be a sport? There's a lot of shouting and waving sticks, and a lot of serious discussion |
34 |
Taking a group mud bath |
35 |
Carving strange symbols on a tree (which end up being stick figures.) |
36 |
Carelessly wielding a powerful and/or magic weapon |
37 |
Trying to reach a chicken nest to collect eggs |
38 |
Creating some form of machinery |
39 |
Worshipping a really odd bush |
40 |
It's party time! It's the goblin holiday of Bone Whacking, where the object is to use bones to whack your friends |
41 |
Trying to lure travelers into an ambush using a pair of goblins poorly disguised as distressed dainty small women |
42 |
Testing if they can use big leaves to fly by jumping off a cliff while holding them |
43 |
The biggest one is pushing one of the smaller ones towards a pile of books and scrolls, while the others laugh at another goblin who is running around screaming and on fire while still holding the scroll he opened |
44 |
playing with a child's toy |
45 |
picking their teeth/toes/ears with cutlery |
46 |
building a tool |
47 |
torturing a small animal |
48 |
about to burn a very large stack of things |
49 |
sharpening their teeth |
50 |
Attempting to build a shrine to their deity, but they keep tearing it down and starting over because no one can agree what the deity looks like |
51 |
Taking orders, another more powerful creature like a hobgoblin is there |
52 |
Trading, two bands of goblins are present |
53 |
Bullying a smaller creature |
54 |
Crafting poisons for weapons or traps |
55 |
Digging new tunnels for the warren |
56 |
Eating a dead cat |
57 |
Fighting each other over a scrap of food |
58 |
Hauling items from a hunt or raid back to their warrens |
59 |
Ransacking a (building, room) |
60 |
Setting fire to something |
61 |
Swarming a peasant |
62 |
Throwing prisoners into a sacrificial pit |
63 |
Threatening a rival group of goblins |
64 |
Collecting feces to use in traps |
65 |
Dancing |
66 |
Collecting snails for soup |
67 |
Making "human clothes" (poorly) |
68 |
Stealing clothes |
69 |
Scouting deep into town wearing little girls' dresses |
70 |
Singing, which to non-goblin ears sounds rather raucous |
71 |
Riding a dog |
72 |
Cow tipping |
73 |
Four of them inside a coat knocking on a door trying to get in |
74 |
Singing together (definitely not the same song) |
75 |
Carrying a large rock |
76 |
Drinking all the ale |
77 |
Drawing an obscene picture of the homeowner's wife on the wall |
78 |
Eating a dead goblin |
79 |
Removing the floorboards |
80 |
Hiding under a bed |
81 |
Making a tunnel in the wall |
82 |
Stealing all the spoons |
83 |
Pouring out all the salt onto the ground |
84 |
Releasing the farm animals |
85 |
Throwing rocks at the chickens |
86 |
Pouring oil on the floors (going to start a fire) |
87 |
Pissing on an orphan in the street |
88 |
Planting a letter on a desk (none of it is legible and there are stick people with large bosoms drawn on it circled with hearts) |
89 |
Carrying a staff (is it magic?) |
90 |
Wielding a pan |
91 |
Making armor out of pots and pans for other goblins |
92 |
Playing a flute they have crafted out of a reed. Summons a swarm of rats. |
93 |
Smearing feces in the salted pork |
94 |
Vomiting |
95 |
Carrying a crudely made bomb (Roll a D6, on an odd number the bomb explodes in its hands. Test Agility DR 14; on a fail you are hit with a chunk of goblin meat. Does not count as a curse as the goblin died.) |
96 |
Eating fingers off a severed limb |
97 |
Wearing a huge silly hat |
98 |
Making a cape out of human skin from a nearby corpse |
99 |
Spanking the bare bottom of a peasant they have trapped |
100 |
Brushing their very long beard they have poorly glued to their face |