NPC Prejudices (d97)

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d97 Result

1

Loathes Tieflings and thinks they're devils. Why in the world would people let devils walk around? They're just asking for trouble. This is totally obvious to this person and they're just baffled by anyone who thinks differently. Like, what they think isn't "hatred" or "bigotry" but rather just basic self-defence.

2

Dwarfs immigrants are here to take our jobs.

3

Doesn't trust anyone who can write holding a quill in their left hand, as it is a sign of Tiefling blood. Better yet, doesn't trust anyone who can write at all, thinks they are part of the ruling, oppressive merchant class.

4

Strongly believes in racial stereotypes; Orcs are thugs, Elves are sneaky, Halflings are alcoholics, humans are power hungry etc

5

Distrusts Magic Users, believes magic is evil or at least inherently untrustworthy.

6

Inherently trusts/distrusts people if they show signs of worshipping a certain god or gods

7

Believes non magic users are innately stupid, speaks veeeery sloooowly fooor theeem.

8

Hates Dragons: Half-Dragons, Dragonborn, Kobolds, any thing dragon blooded or Draconic in appearance, and, if the setting permits, will sometimes attack on sight.

9

Arachnophobia; hates all spiders/spider related beings; Dryders, and even most Drow and the foul goddess they worship.

10

Hates elves; thinks they're all a bunch of prissy milquetoast pansies, especially if said elf displays existential ennui do to their long lifespans.

11

Has bizarre and seemingly unjustified suspicion of gnomes; suspects gnomes have been stealing their underpants, leaving newly made shoes for them, putting their fingers in a bowl of warm water while they sleep, etc.

12

Having been abandoned as an infant and raised by a group of different races with severe prejudices against theirs, they have internalized it, and are now hateful against their own race.

13

Irrational dislike of taller species, will be extremely passive aggressive.

14

Considers all (small sized) species to be sneaky and underhanded.

15

Intense fear of birdlike species (Kenku & Aarakocra)

16

Considers anyone that doesn't drink to be untrustworthy.

17

(Non elf) believes that elves are just better, y'know?

18

Believes anyone that can do magic will try to read their mind or charm them.

19

Believes Gnomes have a secret stone that if you steal, they have to obey you.

20

Thinks humans are sluts and any one of them in the area is just there to sleep with anything that moves/

21

Hates a particular church and assumes every holy symbol that they don't recognize is for that church

22

All birds are Kenku and all Kenku are thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieves

23

(Sea based or Triton specific) Hates lousy air sucking, sand stompers.

24

Thinks clerics are just warlocks playing the long con

25

Thinks that magic is making the frogs gay.

26

Has an irrational hatred towards any other race other than their own

27

Believes Halflings made a deal with the devil to become lucky

28

Can't tell the difference between Halflings and gnomes.

29

Is convinced Elves and Dwarves are the same race. Elves are the girls and Dwarves are the boys.

30

Assumes all half breeds (half-orcs, half-elves, half-dragons, etc) are bastards. " Cause I ain't never seen no orc shacked up an livin' on no farm with his human wife now, have you?"

31

Dragonborn are just tall Lizardfolk

32

Lizardfolk are just small, feral Dragonborn

33

Dragonborn are the result of some wizard's mad experiment gone wrong.

34

Is convinced Dwarves eat rocks. Actually quite likes them, though he's never met one. Will amicably serve them a nice variety of stones he's collected over the years for just this occasion!

35

All humans are some kind of changeling or Doppelgänger. How else do you explain their lack of specialization and adaptability?

36

Warforged all have a gnome inside, controlling them.

37

Hates half breed races for being "unnatural."

38

Thinks Dwarves are just stunted humans.

39

Treats small races like toddlers.

40

Halflings are goblins in disguise, and that they show their true colours when they eat meat

41

Firbolgs are livestock that have been turned into men-things by civilization hating druids, and should be treated as such

42

Devils can listen through the ears of elves, even if removed. When battling against demons it is considered good luck to have a necklace of Elven ears around your neck, to throw off the enemy.

43

Tortles are the product of foul fey magic, and sinister gnomes who will shit in your cereal and have sex with your wife hide within their shells.

44

Female Orcs rip the members off their mates post coitus. Orcish prostitutes are a rarity because of this rumour.

45

There are no female Dwarves, individuals are "birthed" whole; beard, axe, and armor, from holes in cave walls.

46

Being of Fey ancestry, Elves are not to be trusted.

47

Orcs can't swim, and Dwarves can't jump.

48

Utterly despises any multi-classed person as an innately untrustworthy traitor who can't just make up their mind to be one thing and selfishly wants the best of multiple worlds.

49

Elves have corkscrew penises like pigs.

50

Rabbits are a distinct genetic cousin to gnomes.

51

There are no feminine Dwarves. Dwarves can have a penis or vagina but still look like men

52

They think a "Gibbering Mouther" is another word for cunnilingus

53

Those fucking Tritons are secretly serving those goddamn sea monsters.

54

Sees dark elves as dirty people or bringers of negative vibes

55

Assumes all Undead are idiotic

56

Believes in a multidimensional organization of Mindflayers who work to destroy the colour purple

57

Has an irrational hatred of bards

58

Assumes all natives of the elemental planes have no idea anything about the material plane.

59

Believes that there is a secret colony of gnomes on the moon who are influencing the world through moon dust and moon light

60

Doesn't believe in gnomes. Thinks they're just shaved Dwarves that are malnourished.

61

Is abnormally fixated on humans breeding with their women. On some level appears to get off on the concept of a fitter, more capable human being with his wife.

62

Has a blanket distrust of any long lived species (elves being a notable example.) Considers them too far removed from normal mortal experience to truly understand or value it.

63

Is obsessed with Dwarven culture and media, to the point of cosplaying in outlandish Dwarven apparel and a fake beard, and makes dubious claims of heritage. Mis-characterizes the people to the point of condescension or offensiveness.

64

Thinks that Dwarves shouldn’t be trusted because liking a good ale must mean they are incapable of sober, rational thought.

65

Has an irrational fear of any small-sized race to the point of freezing up entirely if a member of any such race is in the vicinity.

66

Is absolutely convinced that gnomes can't read. None of them.

67

Distrusts anyone fighting with a weapon other than a sword. Why would you use anything else than this masterwork of blacksmiths?

68

Is a long lived races that believes all short lived ones are too stupid and inexperienced to understand anything.

69

Afraid that half-orcs will go berserk over any kind of insult.

70

Don't think that elves cares about anyone else bu themselves.

71

Has a difficult time noticing Halflings and think they all are slaves or servants.

72

A tinkerer gnome who believes that other races attempting to delve into magitech are committing to a dangerous fool's errand.

73

An Orc frequently confuses various races as variants of human. Elves: Lady Human, Halfling: Little Human, Dwarf: Stumpy Human etc. They aren't trying to be hostile, they just genuinely think all the non orcs look alike. Occasionally thinks humans are tall halflings.

74

A common misconception that Lizardfolk eat human babies and that their tails detach and grow back.

75

A common misconception among Lizardfolk that Gnomes lay eggs like frogs.

76

Dwarves and gnomes are really the same race. Dwarves are the ones who cant use magic/ science; while gnomes can be wizards or scientists.

77

Drow, automatically hate anything other than themselves, this can be something other races believe, or something the Drow could truly believe.

78

Anyone who smokes in any shape or form is clearly a fiend / devil of some kind.

79

The ruling class, King, and anyone in power are actually lizard aliens / some other race. These people also have some weird things to prove it, like a painting with Snake Eyes On The King.

80

Believes any woman with a cat is a witch. Any man with a cat is a warlock.

81

Believes Druids and Rangers are devils. How else could they get animals to do things for them. I mean, I'm a Shepherd and them sheep don't do nothin' I tell 'em to, so it must be devil magic.

82

Believes all swordsmen and warriors are Wizard Guild drop outs. They WANT to be wizards but they just couldn't cut the mustard.

83

Believes all adventurers are unwashed psychotic murderers and thieves that just go around killing people and stealing their stuff.

84

Expects all and any dwarves to be able to answer any questions about minerals, metals or mining instinctively.

85

Eroticises Tabaxi and thinks they're all polyamarous and perpetually sexually available.

86

Thinks that warforged are incapable of feeling emotions/empathy.

87

Afraid of changelings/Doppelgangers, and has people go through elaborate (And most likely inaccurate) tests to prove that they arn’t one.

88

Afraid of the undead, and assumes that anyone who is pale/sickly is undead

89

Completely unwilling to except that any of the monstrous races aren't evil

90

Thinks that pointy ears are actually sharp and therefore should be covered up so that no one gets hurt.

91

Treats centaurs like beasts of burden

92

Thinks that all fey races are evil and mischievous

93

Is a germaphobe who worries that other races will carry diseases that their body can't handle

94

Thinks that races that typically live underground (Dwarves, drow, etc.) will die if they stay out in the sun for too long.

95

Refuses to talk to kenku because they 'never have anything new to say'

96

Any tall humans are really elves in disguise.

97

Taller races are oblivious to the nature of the world. While they may have great knowledge, they're often ignorant of the little things that really matter. This is why the shorter races always out-clever them.