1

You have a personal god who talks in your head and tells you what to do. Sometimes the voice tells you to do good things and sometimes bad. You obey, because it’s FUCKING GOD talking!

2

You belonged to a weird doomsday cult who either believed aliens would save you all, or some god was going to destroy the nonbelievers, or you and the other faithful would all be whisked away to heaven. Well, that shit didn’t happen, Chief, but you believe you have some great work left to do in order to regain the favor of whatever divine authority didn’t save you.

3

All this bad shit that’s going on is just a phase. Soon, your country is gonna make a comeback, kick ass, and re-establish its rightful fucking place in the world. USA! USA! USA!

4

You hate a particular group of people—mutants, gangers, or someone else of your choice. You believe these assholes are to blame for all the shit that’s gone wrong in the world. You’d kill ‘em all if you thought you could get away with it.

5

You belong to one of the new religions that have popped up in recent years. You’re a believer and you seek to spread the good news about your faith.

6

You see injustice wherever you go. You’ve decided to commit your life to righting wrongs and protecting the innocent. The world’s gonna keep your schedule book pretty full.