1

Slick, cunning, and a real piece of shit, you always knew what to say to get what you wanted. You’ve probably destroyed a lot of lives in your time.

2

You had the ear of your community leader and you counseled your friend in such a way as to improve your lot. People eventually got sick of your shit and drove you out. Tar and feathers might have been used.

3

You were the spokesperson for a nasty warlord. You worked hard to find ways to justify the fucked-up shit the monster you represented did, and you have to live with that.

4

You’ve never done an honest day’s work in your life. You always find a way to get your “friends” to do all the heavy lifting for you.

5

You understood that people looked up to you and listened to you. You tried to lead your community to do more and be better. You made some progress, but mutants eventually overran your settlement and ate all your friends after you escaped.

6

You are a gifted orator, storyteller, or performer, or you possess some other innate ability that compels you to get in front of people and hold their attention. You’re well-known in your community and people in other areas have started to hear about you too.