1

The tyrant who rules my land will stop at nothing to see me killed.

2

I'm convinced of the significance of my destiny, and blind to my shortcomings and the risk. of failure.

3

The people who knew me when I was young know my shameful secret, so I can never go home again.

4

I have a weakness for the vices of the city, especially hard drink.

5

Secretly, I believe that things would be better if I were a tyrant lording over the land.

6

I have trouble trusting my allies.

7

I more skim things than read them properly and it can lead to interesting interpretations.

8

I judge people based on how well I think they'd survive in the country. Loudly.

9

I am extremely uncomfortable in one on one conversations with people outside of my age group.

10

If I don't know you and you're talking to me it's obviously because you want my autograph, right?

11

I'm pretty sure people who know a lot of 10 gold piece words are just using them to try to make me feel stupid on purpose.

12

I have one of those faces that gets me into a lot of bar fights.