| 1d50 | Result |
|---|---|
1 |
A bag of delicious boiled sweets. |
2 |
A basket of snakes, intended for juggling. |
3 |
A battered hat with a stuffed swan’s head stitched proudly at the summit. |
4 |
A bone whistle. When blown at night, it sends nearby bats and night birds into a frenzy. |
5 |
A bottle containing dirty water from the Baths of Astralon. |
6 |
A bottle of ink that always seems to spill everywhere when opened. |
7 |
A bronze statuette of a chimera made up of a dozen different animals. The person who gave it to you insists it depicts a real creature. |
8 |
A burial shroud seemingly imprinted with a face. The face becomes more distinguishable every day. |
9 |
A ceramic plate that emits a simple tune when scratched. |
10 |
A collection of fungi, loaned to you by a mossling. |
11 |
A dead crow in a bag. Before you killed it, you were pretty sure it was spying on you. |
12 |
A fake moustache. When worn, you appear to have a full beard. |
13 |
A forbidden treatise claiming grimalkins and woodgrues share the same ancestors. |
14 |
A glass case with a giant moth pinned inside. |
15 |
A harp shaped like a duck. Playing it attracts the attention of nearby waterfowl. |
16 |
A harp string, sharp and tinged with blood. |
17 |
A hooded cloak made from thousands of moth wings stitched together. |
18 |
A mead tankard that is perpetually sticky. |
19 |
A misshapen ocarina. Each note sounds eerily similar to a baby’s cries. |
20 |
A mossling pipe you found in a pile of compost. Its smoke makes people nostalgic. |
21 |
A note promising that a “Mr Fox” will come to your aid in your hour of greatest need. |
22 |
A pair of matching eyeballs. Whenever possible, they rotate to stare at you. |
23 |
A pair of small, bronze cymbals. |
24 |
A personalised invitation to “THE FEAST”. No further details are provided. |
25 |
A pocketbook of bad jokes. Emits the occasional snicker. |
26 |
A poster for your parent’s last, ill-fated circus performance. |
27 |
A quill made from a stirge-owl feather. |
28 |
A rope woven from a mix of human and breggle hair. |
29 |
A stack of angry letters, all accusing you of arson. |
30 |
A strange disk that produces the sound of flatulence whenever a weight is placed atop it. |
31 |
A tent that slowly raises itself when you loudly sing it a jaunty song. |
32 |
A vial of guano. Your last reminder of a deceased loved one. |
33 |
A wooden sceptre topped with a jester’s head. When struck, the head tells an ill-considered joke. |
34 |
An advice book that ultimately suggests a liberal application of fire as the solution to every problem. |
35 |
An ancient coin, stolen from a grave. Far colder to the touch than it should be. |
36 |
An empty pan flute case, its contents stolen. |
37 |
An enormous firework with a tag that reads “Untested”. |
38 |
An extravagant wig, stolen from the head of an elf noble. |
39 |
An ordinary-looking metal bucket. When filled with water, leeches appear inside. |
40 |
An ornate flute, said to be handed down by your ancestors since before they left Fairy. |
41 |
Faded parchment that lists the names of everyone you’ve ever wronged. It updates itself periodically. |
42 |
Light from a fireworks display, caught in a shard of glass. |
43 |
Lyrics to a half-written song about rodents visiting from the moon. |
44 |
Small vials of syrups, each labelled with the type of mood they’re supposed to cure. |
45 |
An unhatched egg that sweats blood. |
46 |
The corpse of a mouse, dressed in tiny clothes. |
47 |
The crest of an unknown longhorn noble house, found on a dead breggle. |
48 |
The squirming pieces for maggot chess. |
49 |
Woollen ear warmers, knitted by your grandmother. |
50 |
Your uncle’s famed recipe for moth cakes. |