1

Bagnack

Bishga

Bogfrink

Bobbleslime

2

Barmcudgel

Cangahoop

Bongwretch

Bogbabble

3

Bloomfext

Cheruffue

Chunder

Bootswap

4

Bunglebone

Doola

Danklob

Chumley

5

Capratt

Frogfyrr

Frondbong

Cobwallop

6

Chimm

Gruecalle

Gobblebag

Drooglight

7

Delgodand

Hoolbootes

Hootbra

Dungobble

8

Drunker

Maulspoorer

Longsnipe

Eggmumble

9

Eortban

Mogsmote

Lumpfrisk

Hogslapper

10

Grunkle

Molemoch

Mabmungle

Hortleswoop

11

Gubber

Moonmolk

Mungus

Hungerslip

12

Gumroot

Munmun

Obblehob

Lankwobble

13

Gunkuss

Nettaclare

Oddler

Moorsnob

14

Kungus

Oorcha

Pipplepoke

Mundersnog

15

Longtittle

Palliepalm

Slovend

Pencecrump

16

Lubbal

Pimplepook

Umple

Persnickle

17

Olpipes

Puggump

Unclord

Shunderbog

18

Runkelgate

Rolliepolk

Undermap

Snodgrass

19

Weepooze

Sasserpipe

Whoopla

Wallerbog

20

Wumpus

Whipsee

Oodler

Woodruffle

1

Circus performer

2

Convicted arsonist

3

Court jester

4

Crow hunter (adventuring class)

5

Dung collector

6

Egg thief (adventuring class)

7

Errant piper (adventuring class)

8

Firework maker

9

Fungus trader

10

Juggler

11

Maggot farmer

12

Mead brewer

13

Moth trapper

14

Mushroom forager

15

Pedlar

16

Pipe carver

17

Ragpicker

18

Tent maker

19

Tomb robber

20

Wizard's servant

1

A bag of delicious boiled sweets.

2

A basket of snakes, intended for juggling.

3

A battered hat with a stuffed swan’s head stitched proudly at the summit.

4

A bone whistle. When blown at night, it sends nearby bats and night birds into a frenzy.

5

A bottle containing dirty water from the Baths of Astralon.

6

A bottle of ink that always seems to spill everywhere when opened.

7

A bronze statuette of a chimera made up of a dozen different animals. The person who gave it to you insists it depicts a real creature.

8

A burial shroud seemingly imprinted with a face. The face becomes more distinguishable every day.

9

A ceramic plate that emits a simple tune when scratched.

10

A collection of fungi, loaned to you by a mossling.

11

A dead crow in a bag. Before you killed it, you were pretty sure it was spying on you.

12

A fake moustache. When worn, you appear to have a full beard.

13

A forbidden treatise claiming grimalkins and woodgrues share the same ancestors.

14

A glass case with a giant moth pinned inside.

15

A harp shaped like a duck. Playing it attracts the attention of nearby waterfowl.

16

A harp string, sharp and tinged with blood.

17

A hooded cloak made from thousands of moth wings stitched together.

18

A mead tankard that is perpetually sticky.

19

A misshapen ocarina. Each note sounds eerily similar to a baby’s cries.

20

A mossling pipe you found in a pile of compost. Its smoke makes people nostalgic.

21

A note promising that a “Mr Fox” will come to your aid in your hour of greatest need.

22

A pair of matching eyeballs. Whenever possible, they rotate to stare at you.

23

A pair of small, bronze cymbals.

24

A personalised invitation to “THE FEAST”. No further details are provided.

25

A pocketbook of bad jokes. Emits the occasional snicker.

26

A poster for your parent’s last, ill-fated circus performance.

27

A quill made from a stirge-owl feather.

28

A rope woven from a mix of human and breggle hair.

29

A stack of angry letters, all accusing you of arson.

30

A strange disk that produces the sound of flatulence whenever a weight is placed atop it.

31

A tent that slowly raises itself when you loudly sing it a jaunty song.

32

A vial of guano. Your last reminder of a deceased loved one.

33

A wooden sceptre topped with a jester’s head. When struck, the head tells an ill-considered joke.

34

An advice book that ultimately suggests a liberal application of fire as the solution to every problem.

35

An ancient coin, stolen from a grave. Far colder to the touch than it should be.

36

An empty pan flute case, its contents stolen.

37

An enormous firework with a tag that reads “Untested”.

38

An extravagant wig, stolen from the head of an elf noble.

39

An ordinary-looking metal bucket. When filled with water, leeches appear inside.

40

An ornate flute, said to be handed down by your ancestors since before they left Fairy.

41

Faded parchment that lists the names of everyone you’ve ever wronged. It updates itself periodically.

42

Light from a fireworks display, caught in a shard of glass.

43

Lyrics to a half-written song about rodents visiting from the moon.

44

Small vials of syrups, each labelled with the type of mood they’re supposed to cure.

45

An unhatched egg that sweats blood.

46

The corpse of a mouse, dressed in tiny clothes.

47

The crest of an unknown longhorn noble house, found on a dead breggle.

48

The squirming pieces for maggot chess.

49

Woollen ear warmers, knitted by your grandmother.

50

Your uncle’s famed recipe for moth cakes.

1

Bald, veiny ears

Capering fool

Be canonised (as a joke)

Droopy nose

Dangling bells and baubles

Crows are spies from Fairy

Flaps of skin between fingers

2

Blotchy, bald pate

Childlike and capricious

Build manor half in Fairy

Lavishly preened moustache

Enigmatic black cloak

Get all agreements in writing

Hunchback

3

Cap of shiny beetle shells

Compulsive liar

Burn down a castle

Lustrous black beard

Heavily patched

Gold buried in graveyards

Knock-kneed

4

Ears ooze orange wax

Cunning, scheming

Found a secret society

Nose flesh changes colour

Hessian loin cloth

Humans can’t dance

Pink skin with white fuzz

5

Elongated, teetering neck

Dour, gallows humour

Giant bee mead brewery

Nostrils flap when excited

Knotted cords

Fairies are illusory

Prehensile feet

6

Felt hat with long liripipe

Feigned mysticism

Live in a castle of bats

Nostrils dripping yellow snot

Long, ragged cape

Immune to fire

Rotund

7

Floppy hat, way too big

Frivolous and petty

Marry a goblin merchant

Oiled moustache

Mismatched, stolen clothes

Live on cake alone

Scrawny

8

Long, bristling hair tufts

Kleptomaniac

Organise largest moot ever

One large eye, one small

Paint-daubed rags

Nearly perfected deadly song

Skin flaps under arms

9

Pink mohawk (natural)

Practical joker

Perform for the Nag-Lord

Protruding fangs

Pied jester’s outfit

Fungi are souls of the dead

Spindly, 4-knuckled fingers

10

Round, droopy ears

Pyromaniac

Popularise moth sausages

Sagging, bloated throat

Soft brushed suede

Never reveal your name

Thick, matted, auburn fur

11

Stripe of silver hair

Shady and unscrupulous

Rule a human town in secret

Shifty eyes constantly blink

Stockings and baggy jumper

Penal system must be a joke

Utterly hairless

12

Twitching, point ears

Trickster (but loyal friend)

Steal secrets of the Drune

Straggly beard

Stripy hose and bodice

The Nag-Lord really is a wag

Vestigial wings (flightless)