Graffiti generator (d100)

For OSR games

Generator for graffiti. Some clues, some red herrings. All designed to make a dungeon environment come to life.

d100 Result

1

Turn back!

2

Rest easy Borad, you will be missed.

3

Your armour won't stop it!

4

The gods have abandoned us!

5

Food is cached in the room of pillars

6

Keep moving or it will find you

7

Take no loot

8

The dead walk among us

9

Life, don't talk to me about life..

10

Your gods won't help you now priest

11

I'm sorry Malidas, I couldn't go on

12

Golden Swans, meet back at the Hall of Skulls, I will wait till dawn

13

It's flat I tell you, the world is flat!

14

Use fire

15

Don't look into his eyes

16

Gravely wounded, I will see you on the other side

17

Hello darkness my old friend

18

Stay in the shadows, don't step into the light

19

The key is in my backpack Florion

20

The tide will turn

21

Alas, we are all doomed

22

It's weakness is your strength

23

Look to the Gnomes for help

24

When all feels hopeless, it's time to turn around and leave

25

Whistling, what is that?

26

Beware the Voivod

27

I will push on, wait here for my return Dawlish

28

Don't throw anything into the Cauldron!!

29

Kilmore is a crook!

30

Never trust a druid

31

Look for the light at the end of the tunnel

32

It is safe to rest in the Iron room

33

Here be Dragons

34

Burn it all down

35

Welcome to hell

36

We all float down here

37

lll

38

Something is following us, no rest for three days, pray for us

39

Only in death does duty end

40

Take the left hand path

41

Avoid stepping in the water, it's alive

42

The dwarves here are not friendly

43

They aren't real

44

No surrender, no retreat!

45

Move with stealth

46

The wall came to life, it killed Gorin!

47

Arden died, rest his soul

48

The entrance sealed behind us. Cannot get out.

49

Beware the great minotaur

50

Always watching, always waiting

51

Water low, food all gone, I've gone back to the surface. Margust, I hope to see you again.

52

Rothy met their end here, no body to be found, just a dagger.

53

I know you're there fiend

54

They hit us out of the darkness

55

Run, run for your life!

56

They ate his brains!

57

The barmaids in town don't love you, they just want your money

58

I want bacon

59

Silver won't help

60

Keep pressing onwards. Fortune favours the bold!

61

Flynn has the coin

62

Gone back to town for supplies, meet me in the red crypt

63

Drayfort bought it yesterday, lost in here. Tell Helgon I love him.

64

Beware of the blue crystal!

65

Helmut has the sword, will wait for you at the Ivy Temple

66

The water is fouled, drink the beer instead

67

Don't buy arrows from the elves, they always miss

68

Burn your dead lest they rise against you

69

End my suffering

70

Make sure I'm dead before you burn me

71

I hear noises from the darkness, cannot sleep, need to rest, no safe place

72

The map is inaccurate Lortis, you owe me coin

73

The wizard lies

74

The rumours were true

75

This place is cursed

76

Put gold on the eyes of the dead that they can pay the ferryman

77

Keep your blade and your senses keen

78

Watch out for traps ahead

79

The roof is unsafe

80

Call for the priests, I'm dying..

81

They are unstoppable!

82

The rats are in the walls

83

Aiaee, the she-goat in the woods

84

Into glory we stride!

85

A good weapon is worth a barrel filled with coin

86

Alas, Stafens didn't get out alive

87

Tell the mage not to use Fireball

88

Raise your swords!

89

Scream until you like it

90

We are what they eat!

91

Glarin, Mikail had to leave, he has your horse

92

Survive? That ship's already sailed friend

93

Watch for the purple terror

94

Take the right turn if you want to live

95

The slow ones are the worst

96

All is not as it appears

97

Oswald, we found the gold! Meet you at the inn

98

Beware the colour green

99

Do not forget me

100

I never wanted to come