REALITY WARP - ROLL EVERY 3 HOURS (3d12)

3d12 Result

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  1. A giant egg erupts out of someone's body.

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  • People's eyes are missing, but the gap that held them is still there.

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  • People's backs (torso and head) are concave.

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  • Domesticated animals stop moving completely when looked at.

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  • People's languages are randomly changed to different languages. The Babel Effect.

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  • Laws of physics are delayed in their impact (e.g. gravity, momentum).

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  • All vegetation in a given region is exactly the same color.

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  • Hallucinations are shared between characters.

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  • Strong hits to the head are indicated by stars or tweeting birds circling above the head of the affected character.

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  • Seems between doors and walls or where walls meet have gaps of nothingness.

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  • Insect feet or small tentacles are sticking out from around the back of their scalp.

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  • Sweet things taste sour, while sour things taste meaty

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  • Some sort of bug(s) can be seen crawling under their skin.

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  • Occasionally, a new fly flies out of their mouths or nose.

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Puddles are now floating spheres of water.

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Instruments don't produce any sound.

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Birds. Starlings and whipporwhills, specifically, flocking in larger and larger numbers and showing up indoors where they werent there before.

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Solid stone becomes as brittle and crumbly as old cheese, stone buildings begin collapsing, crushing people.

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Any standing water gelatinizes, but is still drinkable and (barely) pumpable.

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Birds and fish trade places, at first randomly, and of course dying randomly, but eventually completely trading places and surviving as if air and water were interchangeable.

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Light and darkness intermingle with the concept of Loud and Quiet. Lamps and sunlight now produce noise instead and Shadows become as silent as the grave.

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Scrolls and the written word becomes mutable. 10% chance that spells cast from scrolls fail, or suddenly behave much more powerful.

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You look up at the night sky, and realize that the stars aren't twinkling, they're blinking. Have they always been eyes?

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The sky turns a strange yellowish-purple.

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  • The moon has a face. Like real face. It looks down upon you all.

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  • The dwarfs stop drinking beer. All at one point. They are insulted when you suggest them to drink any alcoholic beverage.

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  1. People talk without moving their mouths (or their mouths move, but more slowly/out of sync with their words)

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  • All food is the consistency of butter.

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  • Common is replaced by a random language for all NPC's who speak it.

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  1. Written words litterly fall off pages

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  1. All the animals nearby are walking backwards

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  • Fire lets off cold air while frost lets off warmth

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  • Spoons, cups, and ladles lose their ability to hold liquids.

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  • Swords do blunt damage, all blades lose their edge