| d20 | Result |
|---|---|
1 |
Your vision goes dark! |
2 |
Are there three of you, or is it just you? |
3 |
You're sooooooooo happy right nooooooooow... |
4 |
Wait. Who are you? Where are you? WHO IS THAT? |
5 |
You think you might have drank away your bones.... |
6 |
wOoOoOoO the world is totally spinning! |
7 |
Who's your friend? That one. The guy standing right next to you. RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. You can see him too, right? |
8 |
Man, this tastes like ash. |
9 |
You could really go for a Hell-Baked BBQ Burger right now. |
10 |
YOU NEED ANOTHER DRINK! |
11 |
Whoa, you totally can't move. |
12 |
Your muscles just won't stay still. |
13 |
Uh, what's your name again? |
14 |
Everything itches like a thousand hairy spiders crawling on you! |
15 |
Ow. Ow. Owwwwwww. Ow. |
16 |
Your stomach flops around greenily. (Is that a word?) |
17 |
You're SO LIT right now! |
18 |
What smells in h--AAH AAH AAH CHOO! |
19 |
You feel wet all over as sweat drips down your spine and pools in your underroos. |
20 |
Your vision closes in on you and over you go. |