| d50 | Result |
|---|---|
1 |
Incoherent except for a few key words |
2 |
Stutters |
3 |
Lots of um |
4 |
Lots of like |
5 |
Lots of swearing |
6 |
Uses thee's and thou's |
7 |
Never stops to breathe |
8 |
Short, clipped sentences |
9 |
Talks in third person |
10 |
Doesn't conjugate well ("me make good soup") |
11 |
All S-sounds become Z-sounds |
12 |
All w-sounds become v-sounds |
13 |
R's arrrrrre always rrrrrrrolled |
14 |
Never uses contractions |
15 |
Whiny |
16 |
Stuffy nose |
17 |
Tongue stuck to back of teeth |
18 |
Opens mouth too wide |
19 |
Clenched teeth |
20 |
Barely opens lips |
21 |
All Th-sounds become Z-sounds |
22 |
Repeats the last few words of a sentence/thought ("nice to meet you, meet you.") |
23 |
Uses full titles or descriptions of how he knows you ("ellen-farmers-daughter is pretty") |
24 |
Strings together adj/adv for more impact ("wow, your dress is pretty-pretty!" "I am short-short-short.") |
25 |
All non-proper nouns end with "en"/"sen" ("may I have some applesen?" "I saw a big moosen!") |
26 |
L-sounds become w-sounds |
27 |
Repeats the last word you say before responding |
28 |
Sings everything |
29 |
Does the wrong emPHAsis on the wrong sylLAbles |
30 |
Pauses often |
31 |
Staccato speech |
32 |
Monotonous |
33 |
Whistles on S-sounds |
34 |
Spits on Th-sounds and S-sounds (think Sylvester the cat from Looney toons) |
35 |
Light lisp |
36 |
R-sounds become w-sounds |
37 |
Severe underbite |
38 |
Severe overbite |
39 |
Speaks out of the corner of his mouth |
40 |
Always pouting |
41 |
"Ar/er" sounds become "aye" sounds (fart will sound like fight, water will sound like watay) |
42 |
Soft letters are elongated ("ssssso, hhhhhhow are you?") |
43 |
Slurs words |
44 |
Mouth is always full when talking |
45 |
Sighs after each sentence |
46 |
Never uses am/is/are/was/were (“I big.” “She pretty.”) |
47 |
Responds in the form of questions |
48 |
Always over-exaggerates |
49 |
Never tells the complete truth |
50 |
Mutters to self |