d10 | Result |
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1 |
They're out to get me, but I'll get them first! |
2 |
I'll make them see, even if I have to pluck their eyes out of their heads to show it to them. |
3 |
Beetles! Just under my skin! I can feel them! |
4 |
With enough blood, I could create a gateway and allow him through...I just need enough blood... |
5 |
I don't need both of my eyes. |
6 |
I know I shouldn't, but my party looks delicious. They won't mind if I take a finger, right? |
7 |
Under the earth, under the earth. I'll dig them out, below below below... |
8 |
(You scream for a full minute) |
9 |
(You fall down into fits of uncontrollable laughter as suddenly the absurdity of your existence seems hilarious to you) |
10 |
Nothing makes sense, nothing works, we will fail, all is lost. |