Temporary Insanity (d10)

d10 Result

1

They're out to get me, but I'll get them first!

2

I'll make them see, even if I have to pluck their eyes out of their heads to show it to them.

3

Beetles! Just under my skin! I can feel them!

4

With enough blood, I could create a gateway and allow him through...I just need enough blood...

5

I don't need both of my eyes.

6

I know I shouldn't, but my party looks delicious. They won't mind if I take a finger, right?

7

Under the earth, under the earth. I'll dig them out, below below below...

8

(You scream for a full minute)

9

(You fall down into fits of uncontrollable laughter as suddenly the absurdity of your existence seems hilarious to you)

10

Nothing makes sense, nothing works, we will fail, all is lost.