d10 | Beginning | Middle | Result |
---|---|---|---|
1 |
Sorry I can't come |
my nephew |
just shit the bed. |
2 |
Please forgive my absence |
the ghost of Hitler |
died in front of me. |
3 |
This is going to sound crazy but |
the Pope |
won't stop telling me knock knock jokes. |
4 |
Get this: |
my ex |
is having a nervous breakdown. |
5 |
I can't go because |
a high school marching band |
gave me syphilis. |
6 |
I know you're going to hate me but |
Dan Rather |
poured lemonade in my gas tank. |
7 |
I was minding my own business and boom! |
a sad clown |
stabbed me. |
8 |
I feel terrible but |
the kid from Air Bud |
found my box of human teeth. |
9 |
I regretfully cannot attend, |
a professional cricket team |
stole my bicycle. |
10 |
This is going to sound like an excuse but |
my Tinder date |
posted my nudes on Instagram. |