1

I complain to anyone who will listen.

2

I have a gambling addiction.

3

I am dull-witted and slow to understand.

4

I am willing to be bribed.

5

I am extraordinarily distrusting of outsiders.

6

I will abuse my authority if someone gets under my skin.

7

I find most people to be an annoyance.

8

I am terrible at directions.

9

I am often looking to get into a fight.

10

I am terrible at giving directions.

11

I am easily distracted and often forgetful.

12

I'm not very good at following orders.

13

I don't particularly like to bathe.

14

I complain to anyone who will listen.

15

I am constantly late for duty.

16

It doesn't take much to get me angry. Just give me an excuse.

17

I don't really care much about my job.

18

I often drink on the job. The stronger, the better.

19

I despise most people and expect the worst of them.

20

I believe the best lessons are learned through harsh and expedient punishment.