Random NPC Complaint - Peasant - Others (d8)

Description (more info)

The peasants complaints about others.

d8 Result

1

Resolve: {they|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} Resolve: {has/have|will|might} never truly know/n Resolve: {what it is to work|true hardship}Resolve: {, they complain|, they moan|, they reveal|, they secretly admit|, they sarcastically exclaim}

2

Resolve: {their|a loved-one's|a friend's|someone-else's|a spiritual leader's|a hero's|a neighbor's|a family member's|a rival's|an enemy's|a villain's} Resolve: {son|daughter|child|spouse|parent|parent-in-law|relative} Resolve: {is useless|is no-good|is a fool|is a {shifty|} {layabout|degenerate|pervert|criminal}}Resolve: {, they complain|, they moan|, they reveal|, they secretly admit|, they sarcastically exclaim|, they accuse|}

3

Resolve: {their|a loved-one's|a friend's|someone-else's|a spiritual leader's|a hero's|a neighbor's|a family member's|a rival's|an enemy's|a villain's} Resolve: {son|daughter|child|spouse|parent|parent-in-law|relative} Resolve: {is no better than someone-else|is up to no good|is plotting something|is avoiding their duty|thinks too highly of themself|will spend them to the poor-house|will leave them penniless|will bring ruin down upon them}Resolve: {, they complain|, they moan|, they reveal|, they secretly admit|, they sarcastically exclaim|, they accuse}

4-5

Resolve: {their|a loved-one's|a friend's|someone-else's|a spiritual leader's|a hero's|a neighbor's|a family member's|a rival's|an enemy's|a villain's} Resolve: {son|daughter|child|spouse|parent|parent-in-law|relative|children} Resolve: {plans to steal their property if they die|won't {attend thier|pay for their} {funeral|birthday|holiday feast|family gathering|lodging}}Resolve: {, they complain|, they moan|, they reveal|, they secretly admit|, they sarcastically exclaim|, they accuse}

6-7

Resolve: {their|a loved-one's|a friend's|someone-else's|a spiritual leader's|a hero's|a neighbor's|a family member's|a rival's|an enemy's|a villain's} Resolve: {son|daughter|child|spouse|parent|parent-in-law|relative|children} Resolve: {plans to steal their property if they die|won't {attend thier|pay for their} {funeral|birthday|holiday feast|family gathering|lodging}}Resolve: {, they complain|, they moan|, they reveal|, they secretly admit|, they sarcastically exclaim|, they accuse}

8

Roll on "Random Peasant Saying - Negative" they Resolve: {accuse|exclaim|admit|fear|whisper} when Resolve: {talking about|discussing|mentioning|thinking about|spreading rumors about} Resolve: {their|a loved-one's|a friend's|someone-else's|a spiritual leader's|a hero's|a neighbor's|a family member's|a rival's|an enemy's|a villain's} Resolve: {son|daughter|child|spouse|parent|parent-in-law|relative|children|self}


Subcharts

Random Peasant Saying - Negative (1d33)

1d33 Result

1

'they're Resolve: {bound|liable|sure} to lose an Resolve: {eye|their money|their life|a limb} Resolve: {if they keep doing that|if they don't learn a lick of common-sense|if they can't figure that out|if someone doesn't help them|if someone doesn't teach them a lesson|, that'll teach a lesson, won't it?}'

2

'they'll Resolve: {die|go} and Resolve: {ruin everything|leave nothing} for the rest of Resolve: {their family|us|everyone}'

3

'they'll Resolve: {mess|screw} everything up for all of us'

4

'they have no idea what they're doing'

5

'they're liable to ruin their good name'

6

'they're planning something'

7

'will suffer a terrible accident'

8

'pride goeth before a fall'

9

'too bad they're stuck with Resolve: {it|them} forever'

10

'they say if you keep making that face, it will stick like that forever'

11

'Resolve: {they think|} they're going to live forever,'

12

'Resolve: {they think|} Resolve: {this is|they're} too good for Resolve: {this|us|them},'

13

'will outlive them all,'

14

'Resolve: {they think|} they made a terrible mistake'

15-16

'why did they do that\?'

17

'this sort of Resolve: {blasphemy|thing|sin|screw-up|mistake|criminal action} is just like something they'd do'

18

'no-one Resolve: {would|could|should} ever Resolve: {do|conceive of} such a thing!'

19

'the apple doesn't fall far from the tree'

20

'where there's smoke, there's fireResolve: {, I always say|},'

21

'a chain is only as strong as its weakest link'

22

'a fish rots from the head down'

23

'Resolve: {they think they're|} Resolve: {a legend in their own time|all high and mighty}'

24

'what a load of codswallop'

25

'Resolve: {what fools!|what foolishness are they up to?}'

26

'Resolve: {dealing with|living in|sleeping in|stepping in|they are} Resolve: {a nest of vipers|a wolf in sheep's clothing}'

27

'a riddle wrapped up in an enigma'

28

'has a skeleton Resolve: {or two|} in their closet'

29

'can never get a word in edgewise'

30

'absence Resolve: {makes the heart grow fonder|doesn't make the heart grow fonder} with that one'

31

'Resolve: {all of them alike, as two peas in a pod!|all of them different!|getting on like chalk and cheese!}'

32

'Resolve: {as daft as a brush!|not the sharpest tool in the shed!|a moron!|a fool!|an imbecile!|as mad as a hatter!}'

33

'be afraid, be very afraid!'