Random NPC Thoughts / Conversation - Bad Things (d100)

Description (more info)

Nothing earth shaking, and setting neutral. Comes up with "mundane" bad things to have thoughts and feelings about for NPCs.
Most of the topics came from https://coinsandscrolls.blogspot.com/2017/10/the-index.html
I have made them into sentences and expanded upon them.

d100 Conversation

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Resolve: {thinking about how|talking about how|remembering the fact that|loving the fact that|hating the fact that|apathetic about the fact that|enthusiastic about the fact that|apprehensive about the fact that|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors around that|insulted by the fact that} Resolve: {their|a loved-one's|a friend's|someone-else's|a spiritual leader's|a hero's|a neighbor's|a family member's|a rival's|an enemy's|a villain's} Resolve: {ill-fitting shoes|squeaky shoes|{ridiculous|obnoxious} {boots|clogs|stiletto heels|sandals}} Resolve: {{are|seem} really hilarious|{are|see} really painful|{should be|need to be} taken off and thrown into a fire|{should|need to} be fixed to fit better|are a form of torture|would fit them just fine if they tied the laces right|just need a little TLC to be good.}

2

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about} Resolve: {that time|a time when} Resolve: {they|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} Resolve: {suffered|felt} Resolve: {emotional fatigue|crippling depression|mania|obsessive compulsions|delusions of grandeur|paranoid delusions|suicidal thoughts|an eating disorder|strange hallucinations|unexplained premonitions}. Resolve: {They won't stop talking about it.|}

3

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|complaining about|actively spreading rumors about } propaganda. Resolve: {They won't stop talking about it.|everyone-else won't stop talking about it|nobody else knows anything about it|everyone else is suspicious of it|too many other people are mentioning it|it must be true, if so many people are talking about it?|everyone might be mistaken about it.|}

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Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|wants to burn to the ground|wants to give the proprietor a good talking to of} that place that Resolve: {is|was} Resolve: {charging more for|serving} Resolve: {watered-down drinks|bad food|watered-down drinks and bad food} Resolve: {They won't stop talking about it.|}

5

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|complaining about|actively spreading rumors about} Resolve: {them|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain|their animals|a loved-one's animals|a friend's animals|someone-else's animals|a spiritual leader's animals|a hero's animals|a neighbor's animals|a family member's animals|a rival's animals|an enemy's animals|a villain's animals|} Resolve: {catching|miraculously curing/being cured of|suffering from|surviving|} Resolve: {skin parasites|tuberculosis|cancer|bleeding from the eyes|bleeding from the ears|intestinal bleeding|diverticulitis|appendicitis|diarrhea|beef tapeworms|intestinal tapeworms|hook-worm|liver-flukes|rabies}. Resolve: {The rumors about the event are somewhat true|The rumors about the event are somewhat false|The rumors about the event are completely false|The rumors about the event are completely true|}

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Resolve: {thinking about how|talking about how|remembering the fact that|loving the fact that|hating the fact that|apathetic about the fact that|enthusiastic about the fact that|apprehensive about the fact that} Resolve: {their|a loved-one's|a friend's|someone-else's|a spiritual leader's|a hero's|a neighbor's|a family member's|a rival's|an enemy's|a villain's} ill-fitting shoes Resolve: {{are|seem} really hilarious|{are|see} really painful|{should be|need to be} taken off and thrown into a fire|{should|need to} be fixed to fit better|are a form of torture}

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Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|complaining about} Resolve: {some of|all of|} Resolve: {their|a loved-one's|a friend's|someone-else's|a spiritual leader's|a hero's|a neighbor's|a family member's|a rival's|an enemy's|a villain's|} broken promises

8

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|complaining about|actively spreading rumors about} Resolve: {all these|} Resolve: {rumors of|} Resolve: {locusts|rats|evil-creatures} Resolve: {devouring all the crops|doing strange things|appearing out of nowhere|being completely made up} Resolve: {The rumors are somewhat true|The rumors are somewhat false|The rumors are completely false|The rumors are completely true|}

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Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|complaining about} Resolve: {dry rot|termites|carpenter ants|small monsters|hooligans|structural defects} Resolve: {damaging property|} (Resolve: {theirs|a loved-one's|a friend's|someone-else's|a spiritual leader's|a hero's|a neighbor's|a family member's|a rival|an enemy's|a villain's|}Resolve: {They won't stop talking about it.|}

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Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|complaining about|actively spreading rumors about} Resolve: {their|a loved-one's|a friend's|someone-else's|a spiritual leader's|a hero's|a neighbor's|a family member's|a rival's|an enemy's|a villain's|} Resolve: {emulsified|rotting|improperly cooked|dubious|tainted|poisoned|expensive} meat products Resolve: {couldn't possibly be|might be|definitely are|used to be|} Resolve: {poisoning|sickening|crippling} Resolve: {them|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain|} Resolve: {The rumors are somewhat true|The rumors are somewhat false|The rumors are completely false|The rumors are completely true|}

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Resolve: {thinking about how|talking about how|remembering that|loving that|hating that|apathetic about how|enthusiastic about the fact that|apprehensive about how|complaining about how|actively spreading rumors about how|} Resolve: {they|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} Resolve: {will need to get|needed to get|should get|won't need to get} Resolve: {root canal{s|}|teeth pulled|dentures made}

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Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|complaining about|actively spreading rumors about|praying about} Resolve: {earthquakes|volcanic eruptions} Resolve: {striking soon in their local area|that have struck in the recent past in their local area|that struck their local area long ago|striking soon somewhere far away|that have struck in the recent past somewhere far away|that struck somewhere far away long ago|that never happened|}

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Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|complaining about|actively spreading rumors about } propaganda. Resolve: {They won't stop talking about it.|everyone-else won't stop talking about it|nobody else knows anything about it|everyone else is suspicious of it|too many other people are mentioning it|it must be true, if so many people are talking about it?|everyone might be mistaken about it.|}

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Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|complaining about|actively spreading rumors about} Resolve: {someone who was drowned in|that time they experience|} Resolve: {flash floods|torrential rains|a tsunami}. Resolve: {The event affected {them|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain}|} Resolve: {The event is striking soon in their local area|The event struck in the recent past in their local area|The event struck their local area long ago|the event is striking soon somewhere far away|The event struck in the recent past somewhere far away|The event struck somewhere far away long ago|They claim the event never happened.|} Resolve: {The rumors about the event are somewhat true|The rumors about the event are somewhat false|The rumors about the event are completely false|The rumors about the event are completely true|}

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Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|complaining about|actively spreading rumors about|praying about} Resolve: {crop blight|weevils|insects|fire|floods|severe drought|drought|unseasonable heat|unseasonable cold|brigands|dark forces|evil-spirits|rodents|small monsters|extreme winds} destroying Resolve: {some|all of the|none of the|} crops (Resolve: {theirs|a loved-one's|a friend's|someone-else's|a spiritual leader's|a hero's|a neighbor's|a family member's|a rival|an enemy's|a villain's|})

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Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|complaining about|actively spreading rumors about} Resolve: {how they|how a loved-one|how a friend|how someone-else|how a spiritual leader|how a hero|how a neighbor|how a family member|how a rival|how an enemy|how a villain} Resolve: {thinks that there is nothing wrong with|totally loves the idea of|absolutely detests|hates|wants to outlaw} Resolve: {restaurants with menus without prices|wearing shoes without socks|restaurants with a two drink minimum|all-you-can-eat buffets|mixing vertical and horizontal stripes on clothing|wearing socks with sandals|taxes being raised}.

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Resolve: {remembers that time when {they|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} {thought they had|suffered from|managed to survive|never recovered from} | prays that {they|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} {don't have|will never have|will suffer from|will never suffer from|will manage to survive|will never recover from|will recover from|might recover from} | hopes that {they|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} {don't have|will never have|will suffer from|will never suffer from|will manage to survive|will never recover from|will recover from|might recover from} } Resolve: {tuberculosis|a poisonous {snake|insect|spider} bite|cancer|a broken limb|amputation}

18

Resolve: {is somehow aroused by|hates the very notion of|totally loves the idea of|is apprehensive about the idea of|is apprehensive about {themself|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} being in|fantasizing about trapping {themself|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} in|is planning to trap {themself|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} in|remembers {themself|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} {being trapped in|loving the idea of|hating the very notion of|trapping {themself|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} in}} Resolve: {solitary confinement|a room full of {ravenous|rabid|over-caffeinated|angry} {bees|weasels|monsters|creepy-crawlies|rats|fire-ants}|the stockade|the iron maiden}

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Resolve: {is somehow aroused by|hates the very notion of|totally loves the idea of|is apprehensive about the idea of|is apprehensive about|is thinking about inflicting|is thinking about|is apathetic to|was deeply affected by} Resolve: {random violence|discrimination|sexual harrasment} Resolve: {{on|towards|against} {themself|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain}|}

20

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about} Resolve: {that time|a time when} Resolve: {they|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} Resolve: {suffered|felt} Resolve: {emotional fatigue|crippling depression|delusions|strange compulsions|obsessive behavior}. Resolve: {They won't stop talking about it.|}

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Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|wants to burn to the ground|wants to give the proprietor a good talking to of|ranting about|raving about|drunkenly bellowing about} that Resolve: {place|tavern} that Resolve: {is|was} Resolve: {charging more for|serving} Resolve: {watered-down drinks|bad food|watered-down drinks and bad food} Resolve: {They won't stop talking about it.|}

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Resolve: {thinking about how|talking about how|remembering the fact that|loving the fact that|hating the fact that|apathetic about the fact that|enthusiastic about the fact that|apprehensive about the fact that|angrily ranting about how|spreading rumors around that|insulted by the fact that|terrified that|suspects that} Resolve: {{they|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} {maybe|definitely|probably|} {inflicted|brought down} a {voodoo {curse|spell}|witch's {curse|hex|spell} |warlock's {curse|hex|spell}|mummy's curse|deity's curse} on {them|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain}. {{All these|A series of|} {bad|terrible|unnatural|strange|unexplained|unlucky|unholy|blasphemous|frightening|disturbing|} {things|events|occurrences|coincidences|portents} {keep happening|might be happening|have never happened|will happen|are happening right now}.|} | {they|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} {might be|definitely is|probably is|} suffering the effects of a {voodoo {curse|spell}|witch's {curse|hex|spell} |warlock's {curse|hex|spell}|mummy's curse|deity's curse}. {{All these|A series of|} {bad|terrible|unnatural|strange|unexplained|unlucky|unholy|blasphemous|frightening|disturbing|} {things|events|occurrences|coincidences|portents} {keep happening|might be happening|have never happened|will happen|are happening right now}.|} | {All these|A series of|} {bad|terrible|unnatural|strange|unexplained|unlucky|unholy|blasphemous|frightening|disturbing|} {things|events|occurrences|coincidences|portents} {keep happening|might be happening|have never happened|will happen|are happening right now}}

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Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by |terrified about|suspects|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about} Resolve: {{them|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} {{and|suffering from|cured of|} demonic possession|{maybe |definitely |possibly |couldn't be |}being demonically possessed}|something.|} Resolve: {All these|A series of|} Resolve: {bad|terrible|unnatural|strange|unexplained|unlucky|unholy|blasphemous|frightening|disturbing|} Resolve: {things|events|occurrences|coincidences|portents} Resolve: {keep happening|might be happening|have never happened|will happen|are happening right now}. Resolve: {The rumors about the event are somewhat true{, but blown out of proportion|, but misrepresented|}.|The rumors about the event are somewhat false{, and blown out of proportion {and totally misrepresented|}}.|The rumors about the event are completely false{, and totally misrepresent the situation|}.|The rumors about the event are completely true{,and actually understate the issue|, and the extent of the issue is well represented|}.|} Resolve: { {Could it be|There's no way that it could be|Maybe it is} demonic possession?| }

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Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by |terrified about|suspects|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about|suspecting} Resolve: {stripped bolts|broken bolt|excessive rust|poor maintenance|sabotage|mechanical gremlins|{metal fatigue|rust}} Resolve: {ruined|will ruin|might ruin|damaged|will damage|might damage|broke|will break|might break|destroyed|might destroy|will destroy|on} Resolve: {their|a loved-one's|a friend's|someone-else's|a spiritual leader's|a hero's|a neighbor's|a family member's|a rival's|an enemy's|a villain's} Resolve: {cart|wagon|property} Resolve: {The rumors about the event are somewhat true{, but blown out of proportion|, but misrepresented|}.|The rumors about the event are somewhat false{, and blown out of proportion {and totally misrepresented|}}.|The rumors about the event are completely false{, and totally misrepresent the situation|}.|The rumors about the event are completely true{,and actually understate the issue|, and the extent of the issue is well represented|}.|}

25

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by |terrified about|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about|suspecting} Resolve: {their|a loved-one's|a friend's|someone-else's|a spiritual leader's|a hero's|a neighbor's|a family member's|a rival's|an enemy's|a villain's|the government's|a rival government's} Resolve: {student loans|excessive taxes|{flagrant|blatant} disregard for {hygiene|proper sanitation|food-safety|health and welfare}|disrespecting authority|blatant disregard for building codes|traffic safety|religious observance|religious fanaticism|blind nationalism|poor sense of self-worth| threats|propriety| {animal cruelty|sexually deviant behavior|blasphemy}}

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Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by |terrified about|suspects|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about|suspecting} Resolve: { {they/them|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain|the government|a rival government} {think|feel|represent|deny|suspect|believe|claim|lie}ing {shipwrecks|wagon crashes|injuries|{garbage|forest|hotel|apartment|house|kitchen|untended camp} fires|{body lice|bed bugs|head lice|intestinal worms|liver-flukes|cave-spiders|poisonous snakes|poisonous creatures|evil-monsters}} {are a {big problem|bigger problem than {they|anyone} {suspects|believes|tell you} |smaller problem than {they|anyone} {suspects|believes|tells-you}|non-existent problem}|are all {lies|true}} | {shipwreck|wagon crash|house-fire|injury} {{rumored to be|} {happening now|in the recent past|in the distant past}|} }

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Resolve: {thinking about how|talking about how|remembering that|loving that|hating that|apathetic that|enthusiastic that|apprehensive that|angrily ranting that|spreading rumors that|insulted that |terrified about|suspects|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about|suspecting} Resolve: {they/them|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} Resolve: {suffered/ing from|knows/ing the cure for|knows someone who died from} Resolve: {{poisonous|deadly|non-venomous|} {snake|insect|spider|frog|reptile} {bite|wound}{s|}| boils|leprosy|skin infection|venereal disease|dandruff|bubonic plague|pneumonia|the common cold|ague|heart attack|diabetes|{cluster headaches|migraines}}

28

Resolve: {thinking about how|talking about how|remembering the fact that|loving the fact that|hating the fact that|apathetic about the fact that|enthusiastic about the fact that|apprehensive about the fact that|angrily ranting about how|spreading rumors around that|insulted by the fact that|terrified that|suspects that} Resolve: {all these|a series of|} {bad|terrible|unnatural|strange|unexplained|unlucky|unholy|blasphemous|frightening|disturbing|} {things|events|occurrences|coincidences|portents} {keep happening|might be happening|have never happened|will happen|are happening right now} Resolve: {{and|because} {solar flares|sunspots|strange eclipses|unexpected comets|the stars being aligned|earthquakes|strange mutations|witches|evil-doers|blasphemers|a planet being in retrograde|being under bad astrological signs} {have nothing to do with them|are the cause of it all|}|}

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Resolve: {thinks that|says that} Roll on "Random NPC Thoughts / Conversation - Just the Bad Things" Resolve: {isn't/aren't that bad.|is/are worse than {everyone|someone else} {says|thinks}}

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Resolve: {admits that|won't admit that|refuses to admit that|refuses to believe|believes that|confides to anyone that listens that} Roll on "Random NPC Thoughts / Conversation - Just the Bad Things" is/are the thing/things Resolve: {they|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} Resolve: {hate|loathe|despise|think about|focus on|} Resolve: {the most|the least}

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Resolve: {admits that|won't admit that|refuses to admit that|refuses to believe|believes that|confides to anyone that listens that} Roll on "Random NPC Thoughts / Conversation - Just the Bad Things" is/are the thing/things Resolve: {they|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} Resolve: {hate|loathe|despise|think about|focus on|} Resolve: {the most|the least}

32

Resolve: {thinks that|says that} Roll on "Random NPC Thoughts / Conversation - Just the Bad Things" Resolve: {isn't/aren't that bad.|is/are worse than {everyone|someone else} {says|thinks}}

33

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by |terrified about|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about} Resolve: {religious {fanatics|charlatans}| {cultists|religions}}

34

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by |terrified about|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about} Resolve: {benefit clawbacks|wage cuts|tax increases}

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Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by |terrified about|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about} Resolve: {workplace|bath} accidents

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Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by |terrified about|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about} Resolve: {price fixing|breach of contract}

38

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by |terrified about|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about} social isolation

39

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by |terrified about|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about} warfare

40

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by |terrified about|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about} wax buildup Resolve: {and ingrown hairs|}

41

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by |terrified about|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about} Resolve: {disgruntled employees|jealous coworkers}

42

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by|terrified of|suspects} faulty merchandise.

43

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about |remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by|terrified about|suspecting|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about|suspecting} what is Resolve: {killing|weakening|degrading|disgracing} Resolve: {them|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} is Resolve: {diabetes|evil spirits|a curse|bad luck}

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Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by|terrified of|suspects} heavy metal poisoning

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Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by |terrified about|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about} Resolve: {beef|intestinal|} tapeworms

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Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by |terrified about|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about} venereal disease

48

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by |terrified about|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about} wayward girls

49

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by |terrified about|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about} heatstroke

50

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by |terrified about|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about} gridlock

51

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by |terrified about|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about} faithless friends

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Resolve: {thinking about how|talking about how|remembering a time when|loving the fact that|hating the fact that|apathetic about the fact that|enthusiastic about the fact that|apprehensive about the fact that|embarrassed by the fact that|angrily ranting about how|spreading rumors about how|insulted by how|terrified about the fact that|drunkenly ranting about how|loudly ranting about how} Resolve: {their|somebody-else's} Resolve: {head|body} Resolve: {is covered in|is completely clear of|totally full of} Resolve: {dandruff|lice}

53

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about |remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by|terrified about|suspecting|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about|suspecting} leprosy Resolve: {and how it spreads easily|and how it spreads quickly|and how bits fall off of you when you catch it.}

54

Resolve: {reveals to you|tells you} that Resolve: {because of|as a victim of} identity theft, Resolve: {they|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} faces financial ruin.

55

Resolve: {reveals to you|tells you|won't stop complaining about} Resolve: {too much acceptance|rejection|lack of acceptance} is ruining Resolve: {their|a loved-one's|a friend's|someone-else's|a spiritual leader's|a hero's|a neighbor's|a family member's|a rival's|an enemy's|a villain's} Resolve: {life|business|social life}

56-57

Roll on "Random NPC Thoughts / Conversation - Just the Bad Things" Resolve: {is something {they|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} {hate(s)|love(s)|are apathetic about|truly fear(s)}|is nothing to be afraid of|is {less|more} {frightening|worrying} than they {usually|normally|} let on} they Resolve: {say|confide|admit}.

58

Resolve: {thinks that|heard that|is spreading rumors that} escaped Resolve: {maniacs|murderers} Resolve: {are on the loose|can't escape|will never be found}

59-60

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about |remembering|loving|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by|terrified about|suspecting|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about|suspecting} Resolve: {ungrateful|well-behaved|creepy|} children

61-62

Resolve: {they|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} Resolve: {condone|won't abide by|are apathetic about} tortureResolve: { they admit| they confide| they reveal|}.

63

Resolve: {excommunication|burning at the stake|a pogrom|being strung up by the heels|being flogged|torture} Resolve: {is too good for|is just what is needed|is an extreme punishment|isn't harsh enough} for Resolve: {all of these|some} Resolve: {defrocked priests|blasphemers|criminals|sinners}Resolve: { they admit| they confide| they reveal|}.

64

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering about|loving about|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by|terrified about|suspecting|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about|suspecting|succumbing to} peer pressure

65

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering about|loving about|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by|terrified about|suspecting|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about|predicting} Resolve: {lightning strikes|forest fires|hail|unnatural weather}

66

Resolve: {they|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} Resolve: {are having|have had|suffer from|don't suffer from|have never had} Resolve: {psychotic breaks|hallucinations}Resolve: { they admit| they confide| they reveal|they claim}.

67

Resolve: {thinking about|talking about|remembering about|loving about|hating|apathetic about|enthusiastic about|apprehensive about|angrily ranting about|spreading rumors about|insulted by|terrified about|suspecting|drunkenly ranting about|loudly ranting about|suspecting|injured by|afraid of} Resolve: {metal fatigue|rust}

68

Resolve: {unpaid overtime|giving women the vote|raising the minimum wage|ignoring minor crime|wearing socks with sandals|gentrification|Roll on "Random NPC Thoughts / Conversation - Just the Bad Things"} is just Resolve: {the first|the next step|another step} Resolve: {towards widespread chaos|away from what is right}Resolve: { they admit| they confide| they reveal|they claim}.

69

Resolve: {body lice|bed bugs|head lice|intestinal worms|liver-flukes|cave-spiders|poisonous snakes|poisonous creatures|evil-monsters|{intestinal|skin|urinary tract|flesh-eating|blood-sucking|} parasites|{garbage|forest|hotel|apartment|house} fires|{sinkholes|quicksand}|{mildew|black mold}}

70

Resolve: {talking about|thinking about} Roll on "Random NPC Thoughts / Conversation - Just the Bad Things" Resolve: {risks|leads to|has nothing to do with} Resolve: {eternal damnation|the wrath of God(s)} Resolve: {they opine|they reason}

71

Resolve: {they|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} Resolve: {can't stop talking about|can't stop lying about|won't shut up about} Roll on "Random NPC Thoughts / Conversation - Just the Bad Things" Resolve: {they reveal|they admit|they complain}.

72-100

Resolve: {they|a loved-one|a friend|someone-else|a spiritual leader|a hero|a neighbor|a family member|a rival|an enemy|a villain} Resolve: {can't stop talking about|can't stop lying about|won't shut up about}: 'Roll on "Mildly Suspicious Village Happenings"' Resolve: {they reveal|they admit|they complain|they report}.


Subcharts

Random NPC Thoughts / Conversation - Just the Bad Things (1d188)

1d188 Result

1

broken promises

2

locusts

3

dry rot

4

dubious meat products

5

root canals

6

earthquakes

7

rabies

8

layoffs

9

propaganda

10

flash floods

11

intestinal bleeding

12

termites

13

Resolve: {endless|sporadic|total} warfare

14

crop blight

15

menus without prices

16

solitary confinement

17

loan-shark

18

random violence

19

emotional fatigue

20

structural defects

21

Resolve: {entropy|the ultimate heat-death of the universe}

22

Resolve: {famine|food poisoning}

23

shipwrecks

24

voodoo curses

25

watered-down drinks

26

unworthiness

27

snake bites

28

rogue elephants

29

false advertising

30

cold sores

31

regulatory capture

32

family scandals

33

airline food

34

tuberculosis

35

amateur poetry festivals

36

stripped bolts

37

religious fanatics

38

benefit clawbacks

39

mail fraud

40

bathtub accidents

41

intestinal gas

42

rampaging moose

43

vitamin deficiency

44

ill-fitting shoes

45

sunburn

46-47

poor workmanship

48

price fixing

49

eating disorders

50

Resolve: {ineffective medical treatments|off-label medication}

51

social isolation

52

warfare

53

wax buildup

54-55

Resolve: {stink bombs|fake farts|horrible smells}

56

ingrown hairs

57

discrimination

58

disgruntled employees

59

jealous coworkers

60

obscene messages

61

demonic possession

62

regicide

63

breach of contract

64

beef tapeworms

65

faulty merchandise

66

volcanic eruptions

67

heavy metal poisoning

68

sunspots

69-70

venereal disease

71

wayward girls

72

squeaky shoes

73-74

mutual assured destruction

75-77

loss of equilibrium

78

race riots

79

plagirism

80

heatstroke

81

gridlock

82

faithless friends

83

sexual harassment

84-85

charlatans

86

killer frost

87-88

Resolve: {intestinal|skin|urinary tract|flesh-eating|blood-sucking|} parasites

89

dandruff

90

poisoned meat

91

identity theft

92

financial ruin

93

rejection

94

bank failure

95

youth gangs

96-97

cattle stampedes

98

chemical spills

99-100

exposed wiring

101

cancer

102

paper cuts

103

sneak attacks

104

debt

105

vigilantes

106

leprosy

107

boils

108

wrongful cremation

109

absentee landlords

110-112

threatening letters

113-114

cereal weevils

115

loss of privileges

116

moral decay

117

cystic acne

118-119

fascists

120

taxation without representation

121-122

labor violence

123

escaped maniacs

124

soil erosion

125

defrocked priests

126

hemorrhoids

127

lynching

128

birth defects

129

Resolve: {poisoning|contamination} of the Resolve: {water|food} supply

130

abandonment

131

feedback loops

132

corporal punishment

133

ulcers

134

evil neighbors

135

bad drugs

136

sudden blindness

137

diabetes

138

evil spirits

139

terrorism

140

killer bees

141

radon

142

ungrateful children

143

bad luck

144

failure of will

145

card sharks

146

black mold

147

asbestos

148

torture

149

falling rocks

150

cavities

151

loss of face

152

prowlers

153

excommunication

154

bubonic plague

155

peer pressure

156

lightning strikes

157

psychotic breaks

158

metal fatigue

159

chain reactions

160

wind shear

161

body lice

162

widespread chaos

163

unpaid overtime

164

stink bombs

165

public ridicule

166

entropy

167

friction

168

gentrification

169

tinnitus

170

broken glass

171

blind nationalism

172

parasites

173

hotel fires

174

sinkholes

175

quicksand

176

genital mutilation

177

mildew

178

cluster headaches

179

hangnails

180

famine

181

prickly heat

182

off-label medication

183

continental drift

184

contamination of the Resolve: {water|food} supply

185

eternal damnation

186

the wrath of God(s)

187

paranoia

188

debasement of currency