d20 | Gender | The NPC | Quirk(s) | Does what? |
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1 |
Male |
Roll d5 on [1-2: White; 3: Blue; 4: Green; 5: Black; 6: Red] Roll d4 on [1: Ancient Dragon; 2-10: Wyrmling; 11-15: Young Dragon; 16-19: Adult Dragon] |
The size of Roll d2 on [1: a gold coin; 2: an oak tree] |
Asks if you would like to Roll d5 on [1: hear a joke; 2: hear a song; 3: join him/her at an event; 4: earn some quick money; 5: play a game. 6: see something crazy.] |
2 |
Male |
Roll d5 on [1-2: Brass; 3: Copper; 4: Bronze; 5: Silver; 6: Gold] Roll d4 on [1: Ancient Dragon; 2-10: Wyrmling; 11-15: Young Dragon; 16-19: Adult Dragon] |
Anger problems |
Accuses you of stealing a magical item. |
3 |
Male |
Roll d4 on [1: Elf; 2: Dwarf; 3: Halfling; 4: Human] Roll d13 on [1: Acolyte; 2: Scolar; 3: Noble; 4: Knight; 5: Cultist; 6: Druid; 7: Monk; 8: Elder; 9: Sorceror; 10: Wizard; 11: Thief; 12: Artisan; 13: Farmer or Miner] |
Has a lisp |
Begins to charge at you with Roll d2 on [1: fury; 2: lust] |
4 |
Male |
Roll d6 on [1: Goblin; 2: Orc; 3: Dragonborn; 4: Gnome; 5: Pixie; 6: Merfolk] Roll d13 on [1: Acolyte; 2: Scolar; 3: Noble; 4: Knight; 5: Cultist; 6: Druid; 7: Monk; 8: Shaman; 9: Sorceror; 10: Wizard; 11: Thief; 12: Artisan; 13: Farmer or Miner] |
Speaks too Roll d2 on [1: loudly; 2: quietly] |
Begins to charge at you with Roll d2 on [1: fury; 2: lust] |
5 |
Male |
Roll d5 on [1: Troll; 2: Goblin; 3: Ogre; 4: Half-giant; 5: Centaur] |
Can't help but turn everything into a joke |
Challenges you to a Roll d4 on [1: duel; 2: race; 3: arm-wrestle; 4: performance challenge of some sort] |
6 |
Male |
Sentient Roll d10 on [1: Owlbear; 2: Lion; 3: Tiger; 4: Bear; 5: Wolf; 6: Bird; 7: Snake; 8: Fish; 9: Ape; 10: Dinosaur] |
No sense of humor |
Begs you to help him/her save a loved one from Roll d4 on [1: goblinoids; 2: humanoids; 3: fiends; 4: celestials] |
7 |
Male |
Roll d4 on [1: Rock; 2: Air; 3: Fire; 4: Water] Elemental |
Missing a(n) Roll d4 on [1: eye; 2: leg; 3: arm; 4: hand] |
Begs you help protect him/her from Roll d4 on [1: assassins; 2: a debt collector; 3: an ex-lover; 4: a supernatural stalker] |
8 |
Male |
Roll d2 on [1: Fiend; 2: Celestial] |
Elder (Reroll if immortal or dragon) |
Roll d4 on [1: Begs; 2: Demands; 3: Offers gold for; 4: Lets you know that no one wants] you to save a loved one from old enemies. |
9 |
Male |
Your Roll d6 on [1: parent; 2: sibling; 3: rich aunt/uncle; 4: old friend; 5: old enemy; 6: doppelganger] |
Racist against Roll d2 on [1: Your; 2: Your ally's] race. |
Offers an unrealistic amount of gold for the head of an enemy. |
10 |
Male |
Two npcs: Roll twice |
Secretly sent to Roll d4 on [1: kill you; 2: kill your ally; 3: lead you to his/her master so you can be eaten; 4: spy on you] |
Roll d2 on [1: Tries to hit on you, in the lamest way possible; 2: Confesses his/her love for you, in the most passionate way possible] |
11 |
Female |
Roll d4 on [1: Bard; 2: Pirate; 3: Thug; 4: Noble] |
Has amnesia |
IS ON FIRE. |
12 |
Female |
The object to your left, coming to life. |
Way too Roll d4 on [1: clingy; 2: much of an asshole; 3: sexy for your eyes to behold; 4: high level for this shit] |
Is leading an attack on your location! |
13 |
Female |
A spectral image of a wizard. |
Gives your friends dirty looks |
Appears out of thin air and yells "There is no time! Come with me!" |
14 |
Female |
The ghost of [roll again] |
Has a soft side |
Puts a knife to your neck and whispers "Don't flinch..." |
15 |
Female |
Roll d8 on [1: Lich; 2: Dracolich; 3: Beholder; 4: Telepathic Grell; 5: Mind Flayer; 6: Demigod; 7: Your alter-ego; 8: Murloc. Yes, a Warcraft Murloc.] |
Is secretly the opposite gender |
Roll d2 on [1: Asks if you remember him/her; 2: Knows your secret!] |
16 |
Female |
The nearest plant, come to life! |
Sex addict |
Is crying and pleading to you in a language you don't understand. |
17 |
Female |
The closest item to you, preferably in your hand, animated. |
Kleptomaniac |
Insults you drunkenly. |
18 |
Female |
A were- Roll d8 on [1: Lion; 2: Bear; 3: Rat; 4: Bat; 5: Tiger; 6: Llama; 7: Snake; 8: Tarantula] |
Totally insane |
Is obviously stalking you. |
19 |
Female |
A werewolf |
Roll d2 on [1: Sadistic; 2: Masochistic] |
Demands that you pay him/her for the damages you've caused. |
20 |
Female |
Reroll, and only you can see and hear this person. |
Roll twice more |
Is an old Roll d6 on [1: friend; 2: rival; 3: lover; 4: relative; 5: work associate; 6: vaguely familiar individual] from your past, whom you haven't seen in years. |