8,000+ Plot Hooks! (d20)

d20 Gender The NPC Quirk(s) Does what?

1

Male

Roll d5 on [1-2: White; 3: Blue; 4: Green; 5: Black; 6: Red] Roll d4 on [1: Ancient Dragon; 2-10: Wyrmling; 11-15: Young Dragon; 16-19: Adult Dragon]

The size of Roll d2 on [1: a gold coin; 2: an oak tree]

Asks if you would like to Roll d5 on [1: hear a joke; 2: hear a song; 3: join him/her at an event; 4: earn some quick money; 5: play a game. 6: see something crazy.]

2

Male

Roll d5 on [1-2: Brass; 3: Copper; 4: Bronze; 5: Silver; 6: Gold] Roll d4 on [1: Ancient Dragon; 2-10: Wyrmling; 11-15: Young Dragon; 16-19: Adult Dragon]

Anger problems

Accuses you of stealing a magical item.

3

Male

Roll d4 on [1: Elf; 2: Dwarf; 3: Halfling; 4: Human] Roll d13 on [1: Acolyte; 2: Scolar; 3: Noble; 4: Knight; 5: Cultist; 6: Druid; 7: Monk; 8: Elder; 9: Sorceror; 10: Wizard; 11: Thief; 12: Artisan; 13: Farmer or Miner]

Has a lisp

Begins to charge at you with Roll d2 on [1: fury; 2: lust]

4

Male

Roll d6 on [1: Goblin; 2: Orc; 3: Dragonborn; 4: Gnome; 5: Pixie; 6: Merfolk] Roll d13 on [1: Acolyte; 2: Scolar; 3: Noble; 4: Knight; 5: Cultist; 6: Druid; 7: Monk; 8: Shaman; 9: Sorceror; 10: Wizard; 11: Thief; 12: Artisan; 13: Farmer or Miner]

Speaks too Roll d2 on [1: loudly; 2: quietly]

Begins to charge at you with Roll d2 on [1: fury; 2: lust]

5

Male

Roll d5 on [1: Troll; 2: Goblin; 3: Ogre; 4: Half-giant; 5: Centaur]

Can't help but turn everything into a joke

Challenges you to a Roll d4 on [1: duel; 2: race; 3: arm-wrestle; 4: performance challenge of some sort]

6

Male

Sentient Roll d10 on [1: Owlbear; 2: Lion; 3: Tiger; 4: Bear; 5: Wolf; 6: Bird; 7: Snake; 8: Fish; 9: Ape; 10: Dinosaur]

No sense of humor

Begs you to help him/her save a loved one from Roll d4 on [1: goblinoids; 2: humanoids; 3: fiends; 4: celestials]

7

Male

Roll d4 on [1: Rock; 2: Air; 3: Fire; 4: Water] Elemental

Missing a(n) Roll d4 on [1: eye; 2: leg; 3: arm; 4: hand]

Begs you help protect him/her from Roll d4 on [1: assassins; 2: a debt collector; 3: an ex-lover; 4: a supernatural stalker]

8

Male

Roll d2 on [1: Fiend; 2: Celestial]

Elder (Reroll if immortal or dragon)

Roll d4 on [1: Begs; 2: Demands; 3: Offers gold for; 4: Lets you know that no one wants] you to save a loved one from old enemies.

9

Male

Your Roll d6 on [1: parent; 2: sibling; 3: rich aunt/uncle; 4: old friend; 5: old enemy; 6: doppelganger]

Racist against Roll d2 on [1: Your; 2: Your ally's] race.

Offers an unrealistic amount of gold for the head of an enemy.

10

Male

Two npcs: Roll twice

Secretly sent to Roll d4 on [1: kill you; 2: kill your ally; 3: lead you to his/her master so you can be eaten; 4: spy on you]

Roll d2 on [1: Tries to hit on you, in the lamest way possible; 2: Confesses his/her love for you, in the most passionate way possible]

11

Female

Roll d4 on [1: Bard; 2: Pirate; 3: Thug; 4: Noble]

Has amnesia

IS ON FIRE.

12

Female

The object to your left, coming to life.

Way too Roll d4 on [1: clingy; 2: much of an asshole; 3: sexy for your eyes to behold; 4: high level for this shit]

Is leading an attack on your location!

13

Female

A spectral image of a wizard.

Gives your friends dirty looks

Appears out of thin air and yells "There is no time! Come with me!"

14

Female

The ghost of [roll again]

Has a soft side

Puts a knife to your neck and whispers "Don't flinch..."

15

Female

Roll d8 on [1: Lich; 2: Dracolich; 3: Beholder; 4: Telepathic Grell; 5: Mind Flayer; 6: Demigod; 7: Your alter-ego; 8: Murloc. Yes, a Warcraft Murloc.]

Is secretly the opposite gender

Roll d2 on [1: Asks if you remember him/her; 2: Knows your secret!]

16

Female

The nearest plant, come to life!

Sex addict

Is crying and pleading to you in a language you don't understand.

17

Female

The closest item to you, preferably in your hand, animated.

Kleptomaniac

Insults you drunkenly.

18

Female

A were- Roll d8 on [1: Lion; 2: Bear; 3: Rat; 4: Bat; 5: Tiger; 6: Llama; 7: Snake; 8: Tarantula]

Totally insane

Is obviously stalking you.

19

Female

A werewolf

Roll d2 on [1: Sadistic; 2: Masochistic]

Demands that you pay him/her for the damages you've caused.

20

Female

Reroll, and only you can see and hear this person.

Roll twice more

Is an old Roll d6 on [1: friend; 2: rival; 3: lover; 4: relative; 5: work associate; 6: vaguely familiar individual] from your past, whom you haven't seen in years.