Medieval bathroom staff encounters (d100)

Description (more info)

Medieval bathroom staff encounters can be with snobbish castle plumbers or scornful dungmen, thus making it difficult for the party to distinguish each encounter for what it is. In addition, the worker is 10% likely to have any valuable hygiene products, 30% likely to provide privacy, and 90% to expose you to hepatitis A.

d100 Result

1-10

Snobbish castle plumber

11-25

Chummy lavatory mopper

26-35

Giant class bathroom attendant

36-50

Dynamic privy raker

51-65

Chic outhouse salesman

66-75

Weary trench digger

76-85

Dogged cesspit castellan

86-90

Scornful dungman

91-92

Finicky loo lubber

93-94

Withered toilet granny

95-98

Rogue honey bucketeer

99-100

Silent poopsmith