The Michael Bay random encounter (d100)

d100 Result

1-10

Random Explosion

11-20

Building Explosion

21-30

Random Explosion

31-40

Random Helicopter Explosion

41-50

Speedboat Chase & Explosion

51-60

Random Explosion

61-70

Random Explosion & Ethnic Stereotype

71-80

Random Explosion

81-90

Random Explosion & Tit Shot

91-99

Random Explosion

100

Robot Testicles