Chartopia

d1000	Effect	Description
1	Colour Change	The caster’s skin changes colour. This might be advantageous, providing camouflage in certain situations or it might result in circumstance penalties to skill checks in social situations. For colour: Roll d10 on [1:green; 2:blue; 3:red; 4:black; 5:yellow; 6:purple; 7:pink; 8:brown; 9:white; 10:gray]. Permanent, although a remove curse could help.
2	Extra Limb	The target grows an extra limb. The limb dangles limply, occasionally mimicking the movement of other nearby limbs. The new limb sprouts from the target’s shoulder in the case of an arm or his hip in the case of a leg. The limb does not affect the user’s equipment, provide additional attacks, or affect most in-game situations, but a DM might rule that the limb provides some circumstance penalties in social situations.
3	Save	Caster gains +Roll 1d8 to her magic saves for 1 turn.
4	Summon	You summon forth a tiny blue rabbit that sounds like a frog and smells like a cat.
5	Fireball damage	Roll 4d6 It hits a random person; may be dodged (18 or higher)
6	Hiccups	The target hiccups uncontrollably for the next hour. Spell casters must make a successful ME roll in order to cast a spell. The target suffers a 5% penalty to Prowl until the effects wear off.
7	Reversal	The magic affects you instead of the desired target. (If casting on self, No negative effect.)
8	Horrible Taste	A horrible taste overcomes the caster. If a PE roll is failed, they spend the next Roll 1d10 minutes throwing up.
9	Drinks	Suddenly you and each member of your party has a small, triangular shaped glass with a strange alcoholic drink and a green olive on a pick in his hand, instead of any other item they had before. These other items just vanish.
10	Hello	An elephant suddenly appears in front of you, explains that he’s very sorry he didn’t show up earlier and wanders off humming.
11	Snow!	200 ft radius centered on you, moving as you do, (even indoors). The snow continues to fall for Roll 1d4 hours.
12	Bonus…sort of	The spell draws half the amount of spell magic from you and has quadruple effect, but it also effects you and 1d4 other people.
13	Body Odor	The target’s body chemistry is slightly altered. For 10 minutes creatures with scent always know the exact location of the target, provided they are within 20 feet. Creatures tracking the person by scent gain a 20% bonus to their tracking to do so while the effect lasts.
14	Smoke	A cloud of smoke (effective level 13) appears 100 ft in a random direction from you.
15	Frothing	The caster starts to froth at the mouth uncontrollably and prolifically for the next hour. Until the effect ends, they must make a successful ME roll in order to cast a spell with a verbal component. Roll for the colour of the froth: Roll d6 on [1:white; 2:black; 3:blue; 4:yellow; 5:red; 6:green].
16	Acidic	The caster and the target suffer Roll 1d6 points of acid damage.
17	Strong Taste	A strong taste affects someone randomly within 10 feet of the caster (default to caster if no one else is within range.) Roll 1d6 for taste: 1=onions, 2=beer, 3=horse manure, 4=garlic, 5=cabbage, 6=vanilla. The person also smells strongly of whatever substance they taste. Creatures with scent always know the exact location of the person. Creatures tracking the person by scent gain a 10% to their tracking rolls. Lasts 3d10 minutes.
18	Lets Dance	A faeries dance affects your closest friend wherever s/he is (save standard, effect, caster’s level.)
19	Horns	You permanently grow a pair of small horns (2 in each) on your forehead. Contrasting with your skin colour. A remove curse may remove them.
20	Scent of the Wolf	The target emits the scent of a predator for the next hour. Domestic animals, including dogs and horses, begin with an initial attitude of hostile. Creatures tracking the imbiber by scent gain a +5% to their Tracking checks while the effect lasts.
21	Stop	Absolutely nothing happens (time stops for Roll 1d4 melees, 100 ft radius.)
22	Singing	The caster must succeed at a ME roll or be compelled to sing until her next action. The singing prevents the person from casting spells, unless they are trained to cast by song.
23	Rats	You find yourself surrounded by Roll 1d100 rats.
24	Thirst Quencher	The caster’s thirst is quenched for Roll 1d4 days. No ill effects from dehydration.
25	Elephant Ears	The caster’s ears grow to the size of dinner plates. S/he gets a +2 Per for the next hour.
26	Earthquake	The earth rumbles for Roll 1d4 minutes (1-2 on the Richter scale) 100 yd radius.
27	Steamer	The caster emits steam and mist for the next hour. The steam is harmless and easily dispersed by movement or even a light breeze, but a DM might rule that the steam provides some circumstance penalties to skill checks in social situations.
28	True Name	The true name of the person next to you is revealed, but s/he also gets to know yours.
29	Call Lightning	A call lightning at twice your level also hits your target, in addition to the spell working normally.
30	Wondrous	Roll for an effect on the rod of wonders table in the DM guide.
31	Belch of Titans	The caster belches once with the same effect as a thunderstone.
32	Hesitation	Spell is delayed for Roll 1d3 melees and has half effect.
33	Belch of Efreeti	The target belches a 30-foot-long cone of fire. Anything caught within the cone must make a dodge roll of 13 or higher or take 2d6 points of fire damage.
34	River of Lava	A river of lava stretches out from your feet in the direction you were looking when the spell was cast. Effective level is 6th.
35	Bearded	The caster grows a 3-foot long beard. If the caster already has a beard, it falls out instead. The beard falls out after an hour regardless.
36	3rd Eye	You grow a 3rd eye on your forehead. As a result of this mutation you can see the aura of other people automatically.
37	Transformation	You are transformed into a Peacock for 1d8 hours.
38	Change Hair	The target’s hair changes colour temporarily. Roll for colour: Roll d6 on [blonde; red; brown; black; grey; blue]
39	Change Eyes	The caster’s eyes change colour temporarily. Roll for colour: Roll d6 on [brown; grey; blue; green; yellow; combination (Roll twice, ignore any sixes]
40	Thunder	A loud bang with the strength of thunder booms from above you and a new roll for initiative has to be made by any person standing within 150 yards from you.
41	Ghostly	The caster becomes slightly translucent. There is no physical effect (they are still completely corporeal,) and the caster gains no ghost-like abilities.
42	Colour	All of your belongings, real estate included, are turned yellow for Roll 1d4 minutes.
43	Oracle	You instantly know the answer to the next Roll 1d10 questions anybody will ask you, and the answers are all right.
44	Twist	You really look twisted now. Your arms and legs change their position for 1d4 days.
45	Transparency	Your skin is turned transparent, (horror factor 10) lasts for Roll 1d8 days.
46	Heal	Caster is healed of all non-fatal damage incurred thus far.
47	Squid	A large squid lands on your head and starts to strangle you. It deals Roll 2d6 damage/melee. It has 20 HP and 15 SDC
48	Dinner	Dinner’s served for all persons within 50 feet. (A real banquet with servants and all…)
49	Eyes Glow	The caster’s eyes burn with the spell’s power. The eyes serve as a light source of the intensity of a torch. The caster suffers no penalty from having the light in his eyes, but it might be difficult for them to hide.
50	Intoxicating	The target is struck by the effect of drinking 10 mugs of ale. They become intoxicated and suffer the appropriate penalties for Roll 1d4 hours.
51	Bat	A random person within 100 yards from you is transformed into a bat and flies off to a better-suited place in order to sleep. The person is permanently transformed, and only a remove curse can return them to a normal life…. if they can be found.
52	Camouflage	The caster blends into his surroundings almost perfectly. While the effect is in place they gain the benefit of a 98% hide/camouflage ability while motionless. Lasts 1d6 weeks.
53	Bonus	the laws of reality forget the spell's cost and you don’t have to spend any of your spells/day casting it.
54	Diseased	The caster is infected with blinding sickness. (Pg 175 of the DM’s Guide)
55	Oops	You pass out for 1d6 minutes but the spell still has the desired effect. Although it can’t be cancelled….
56	Toothy Grin	The caster’s teeth become elongated, sharp, and pointed. (Think Ferengi.) The strange teeth do not affect most in-game situations, but a DM might rule that they provide some circumstance penalties in social situations.
57	Levitation	A levitation spell is mistakenly laid on you, effective level 14.
58	Healing	The spell has a minor healing effect. It restores an additional Roll 1d4 HP in addition to its normal effects.
59	Bug	A monster insect appears within 20 ft and attacks the nearest person.
60	Rain	Heavy rainfall (5 ft radius) centered on you, lasts for Roll 1d3 days. The cloud is constantly 30 feet directly above your head.
61	Slimy Hands	The target’s hands become slimy, and s/he has to make a PP roll each round to maintain their grip on any object s/he is holding.
62	Cyclops	Suddenly you know how to create the mysterious Cyclops lightning shafts!!! Why not try it out…(I hope all GM’s are familiar with what happens if anyone does this…)
63	Sticky	The caster’s skin becomes sticky, like powerful glue. The caster must make a PP saving throw to drop an object that they are holding.
64	Beard	You grow a beard, 2 ft long, permanent.
65	Aura of Cold	A random person within 5 feet of the caster becomes noticeably cool to the touch. Although they feel a sever chill, the cold is not great enough to damage either the target or any other creature.
66	Aura of Warmth	The target becomes noticeably warm to the touch. Although they feel severe warmth, the heat is not great enough to damage either the imbiber or any other creature.
67	Tongue Growth	The caster’s tongue grows to 3 feet in length. They cannot speak properly and must make an ME check to cast spells. Lasts Roll 1d6 hours
68	Forgetfulness	As you feel the ripple of the magic energies swirling through your conscious mind, something goes wrong. You forget the incantation for Roll 1d4 weeks. The desired spell works as it should’ve, it has 5x the effect and burns off 3 of your spells for the day.
69	Scale growth	The caster grows scales all over their body. Roll to determine the colour of the scales Roll d6 on [blue; black; green; red; yellow; brown]. Scales last Roll 1d10 weeks and then the caster is overcome with an unbearable itchiness and is compelled to scratch at them, unless they make a successful PE roll. PB is temporarily reduced by Roll 1d6 during the molt.
70	OH!	In some strange way the spell makes you feel really good…You have an immediate orgasm and you lose your initiative.
71	Energy bolt	An energy bolt (Roll 4d6 dam) suddenly shoots out from your left ear and hits the nearest object/person, etc. (Dodge of 18)
72	Hummingbird	The target gains the ability to levitate for brief periods. The ability to levitate lasts for 10 minutes, but the person can only hover 1 foot off the ground at most and can only hover for a number of rounds equal to their PE.
73	Red	Your skin turns red for 1d6 hours.
74	Warm to Drink	A random something warm to drink is immediately provided to everyone in a 100-foot radius from the caster.
75	Piglet	As the spell loses its effect you feel something pulling your very genes and in a moment’s notice you find yourself transformed into a cute little piglet. (Roll 1d3 months.)
76	Cold to Drink	A random something cold to drink is immediately provided to everyone in a 100-foot radius from the caster.
77	Drowsiness	The caster becomes drowsy, and falls asleep for Roll 1d3 hours. They can be woken normally, as if they were simply taking a nap.
78	Where am I?	You teleport Roll 1d100 miles in random direction, but lucky as you are you appear on the ground.
79	Constant Alert	The caster needs no sleep for Roll 1d4 days.
80	Doppelganger	A doppelganger of yourself is instantly created 5 feet away from you. The creature pays its humble respects and wanders off to see the world. (Lasts Roll 1d3 years, Cannot be dispelled, no control is granted the caster, usual restrictions apply)
81	Weight Gain	The caster increases in weight by 20 pounds until the effects wear off. This extra weight counts against what the caster can carry until the effects wear off.
82	Boom	A spark, a crack and BOOOOOM! Explosion centered on you does Roll 7d6 damage and decreases with Roll 1d6 damage for every yard.
83	Weight Loss	The caster’s weight decreases by 20 pounds until the effects wear off.
84	Ring	A magic ring turns up on your index finger (+1 vs spell magic, perm: anent.)
85	Amnesia	The caster forgets the events of the last 1d10 hours
86	Trees	Roll 2d20 palm trees grow up around you.
87	Staining	Everything the caster touches is stained blue for the next Roll 1d6 days.
88	Looking for some Happiness?	A prostitute turns up from nowhere and wants to do your bidding.
89	Mask of Terror	The caster emits the effects of a fear spell on creatures within 30 feet for the next Roll 1d8 hours.
90	Age	You grow Roll 1d10 years older
91	Youth	You grow Roll 1d10 years younger
92	Cramps	The target is overcome by severe stomach cramping. They suffer a -2 to attack rolls and -5 to skills.
93	Tiny Voice	The caster's voice becomes high pitched like a pixie for the next hour.
94	Superman	You receive superhuman strength (same as the spell) for Roll 1d6 hours
95	Loud Voice	The caster is unable to speak in a whisper, and his speaking voice becomes louder than normal. Both effects last for the next hour.
96	Lisp	The target speaks with a lisp until the effects wear off.
97	Shock	Wizard is paralyzed for Roll 1d4 hours but makes a full recovery.
98	Sparks	Tiny sparks arc from the caster. The sparks do no damage to the caster or to any other creature.
99	Cat	A black cat comes up to you and says she's sorry.
100	Repetition	You repeat the spell Roll 1d4 times in the same melee. (Subtract spells/day for all the spells...although even if you don't have enough, the spell still repeats.)
101	Distracted	The caster is easily distracted and influenced. For the next 10 minutes they suffer a -1 penalty to all ME saving throws.
102	Jinn	A Jinn, a green one, appears and grants you three wishes....
103	Rooted	You grow roots and cannot move for the next Roll 1d4 hours, unless someone cuts off your feet of course.
104	Cough	The caster suffers from a distracting cough. For the next 10 minutes they must make a ME roll to cast a spell. While the cough lasts, they suffer a -15% to their prowl ability.
105	Power	You asked for it. Spell effect x5
106	Sharp Eyes	The caster gains low-light vision. This effect lasts only 1 minute.
107	Death	Death himself comes to claim you.
108	Sweat	The caster begins to sweat profusely. They suffer no in-game effect, but my have a small circumstance penalty to social situations. Lasts Roll 1d6 hours.
109	Ut, Oh.	You're blessed by Colie and receive one random benefit, plus a random curse (most likely mixed together, as is his usual.)
110	Repetition	For the next 5 minutes, the caster says everything twice.
111	Gezundheit	You catch a very, very bad cold. Lasts Roll 1d4 weeks.
112	Black Eyes	The caster's eyes turn completely black, including pupils, whites, and irises. The change in eye colour does not affect their vision, but the DM may impose small circumstance penalties in social situations. (10th level negate magic or a remove curse at ½ will return your eyes to their normal colour.)
113	Storm	Heavy storms appear from nowhere and last for Roll 1d3 days, affecting a Roll 1d4 mile radius from where you stood when the spell was cast.
114	Long Fingernails	The caster, and everyone within 10 feet of them have their fingernails stretch and curl. Although they do not affect weapon use or unarmed attacks, they look strange. The growth is permanent, but may be trimmed in the usual fashion.
115	Ribbit	The person on your right grows a pair of frog's legs, permanently, unless they make a save of 14 vs. curse. Can be removed by a successful remove curse.
116	Hair Growth	The caster's hair grows a foot in length. The growth is permanent, unless cut.
117	Twitchy	The caster becomes incapable of standing still for the next 10 minutes.
118	Sneer	The caster's upper lip curls into a sneer. They are incapable of making any other facial expression for the next hour. While the effect lasts they are at a -4 to Charm/Impress/Trust rolls.
119	Two Effects	Roll twice on this list.
120	Armour	You find yourself in a splendid golden chain-mail teleported from the nearest king’s ransom.
121	Skeletons	Roll 3d6 skeletons rise from the ground to do your bidding.
122	Umm	Was it like that, or? For the moment you can’t remember the spell, try again next melee.
123	Mud	The earth around you is turned into mud, same effect level as your own.
124	Snowfall	Roll 1d1000 yard radius centered on the nearest person, not you!
125	Invisibility	The magic you performed seems to have defied the laws of reality and bends all light that hits you for the next 1d6 hours; you are invisible even to yourself.
126	Gateway	For 1 melee a strange oval black disc hangs in the air in front of you and then it disappears (a dimensional gateway to medieval Europe...)
127	Coma	You lapse into a coma for Roll 1d8 days, and must roll a save vs. coma/death.
128	Plus/Minus	You learn a new spell (random, level Roll 1d10), but you also learn how to fear (roll for random Phobia).
129	Golem	A stone Golem rises from the ground and is ready to fulfill your wishes the best it can.
130	Benefits	The spell only draws half its usual cost.
131	Constipation	Until now it wasn't all that hard, but since you cast that spell...You have constipation for Roll 1d3 weeks.
132	Speedy	Hi, Ho, Let’s go! Your speed is doubled for Roll 1d3 days.
133	Mute	The spell Mute is mistakenly laid on the nearest person to you, subtract cost for it.
134	Minimum	The attempted spell functions, but at minimum possible effect. (Smallest range, duration, damage, etc.)
135	Weapon	You find yourself equipped with an old scythe.
136	All thumbs	You grow an extra thumb.
137	Fangs	You grow fangs (Roll 1d6 bite damage) and have a hard time learning to talk again (speak-15%). A Remove Curse can remove the fangs. If the caster has fangs already, this surge removes them.
138	Healing	One of your permanent damages is mystically healed, if you don’t have any permanent damage; now is a perfect time to roll for one!
139	Whew	Spell goes off normally, no extra effects.
140	Fireball	You accidentally throw a Level 5 fireball at one of your friends (dodge 18).
141	Familiar	You turn your familiar into a blue rocking chair; if you do not have a familiar, go to 451
142	Magic Box	A magic picture box comes into your possession. See Terry Pratchett's The Colour of Magic for details.
143	Blind	You are permanently blinded in one eye. (High=Right, Low=Left. If character is already blind in that eye, this will cure it.)
144	Berserk	You go berserk for Roll 1d4 minutes slashing out at anyone within 13 ft.
145	Ants	A community of black ants explains its loyalty to you.
146	Migraine	You've got yourself so down you got a headache. Migraine, permanent. (-1/-5%, 30% chance of occurring when in a stressful situation.) May be removed with a remove curse.
147	Spell Pool	You draw off all the available spell energy within 30 ft into your own pool. Magic users get a save at 14.
148	Scribe	A scribe appears and wants to do the story of your life. He's very hard to get rid of and won't take no for an answer.
149	Turtle	The target of your spell is instantly and permanently turned into a turtle. A negate magic may restore him/her.
150	Beer	You turn out to be holding a beer glass, filled to the tip rather than whatever it was you had.
151	Delay	Your spell is delayed for Roll 1d4 weeks, but you're not quite sure what happened.
152	Explosion	The target of your spell explodes, and dies instantly. (PC's get a save vs. magic). If you're lucky (roll) you may be able to assemble enough pieces to restore and resurrect them.
153	Hippo	A hippopotamus walks by ignoring you.
154	Wine	Roll 2d20 bottle of the finest wine appear under your bed.
155	Pleasure	A concubine or eunuch (whichever suits you best) materializes in front of you and insists on giving you PLEASURE!
156	Desert	The surrounding area (Roll 2d100 yard radius) is turned into a desert.
157	Loss	You lose the ability to cast 1 spell/day.
158	Alignment	You reverse your alignment for Roll 1d6 days...Maybe, just maybe, you'll like it.
159	Where'd it go?	Gradually you see your left hand wither into nothingness.
160	Don't keep it all inside	You pour all of your Spells for the day into this one spell.
161	Eureka	You realize what's wrong with this spell and from now on it is never unstable.
162	Deaf	You're deafened for Roll 1d10 days by the sound of this spell, which strangely enough only you seem to have heard.
163	Fae	A bone-flute-playing fairy accompanies you for a day or two or three...
164	Flames	As you cast the spell you burst into flames (same as the spell) for Roll 1d4 melees.
165	Assassination	A mad count has you contracted for assassination without apparent reason, but the good thing is that you're aware of it.
166	Bat Wings	You find yourself equipped with bat-like wings making it possible for you to glide up to 1 mile under good conditions. The wings fall off after Roll 1d3 weeks.
167	Death	The person next to you dies instantly. (PC's get a standard save vs. magic.)
168	Elemental	An angry minor earth elemental rises from the ground to kill your party.
169	Illiterate	You forget how to read for Roll 3d4 days.
170	Cure insanity	One of your insanities is magically cured; if you have none then it's time to roll for one now. (You get a save vs. insanity.)
171	Troll	A maddened tribe of trolls set out in order to make dinner of you, but in some strange way you're aware of their plans and can act accordingly.
172	Fire	You set the nearest forest ablaze.
173	Wanted	You're mistaken for a wanted person in the next town you enter. You will eventually be able to clear yourself, but it may take some doing.
174	Exactly	You get the desired spell without any costs.
175	Oops	A random person within 30 feet is knocked down, if there's no one around you're down instead.
176	Toad	Instead of a spell, a big green toad crawls out of your mouth and hops off. Spell cost is still the same though.
177	AR	You receive a natural AR of 15 since your skin is turned into bronze scales for Roll 1d6 days.
178	Guts	You spill your guts all over the ground and fall into a coma, roll to save vs. coma/death. (Death if no one gets your insides back where they belong, otherwise coma)
179	Pink Eye	Your eyes are turned into a neon pink liquid for Roll 2d4 hours. They still function normally.
180	Attack	The next person you tell your name to will instantly attack you, but you know it.
181	Seesaw	You find yourself sitting on a transparent seesaw facing the target of your spell.
182	Burn	Everything you touch for the next Roll 3d3 hours starts to burn.
183	Phantom Footman	A phantom footman turns up and offers his help.
184	Berserk	Roll 1d6 of your friends get to save vs. magic if they fail they'll fall into a mindless frenzy and go berserk for Roll 1d4 melees slashing out at anyone within 5 feet.
185	Lightning Bolt	A lightning bolt strikes the wizard for 6d6 damage.
186	Hole	The earth beneath your feet opens up and you fall 30 yards down a hole taking 9d6 points of damage. After two minutes the hole closes and if you're still there, only the gods can save you.
187	Well	A well is created beside you. This may be a wishing well, so lets try it!
188	Lost	All of your belongings, except holy and rune weapons are lost. The items just disappear into thin air.
189	Hallucinations	You hallucinate for Roll 1d12 months. The hallucinations are completely up to the all-powerful GM.
190	Milk	Roll 1d10 gallons of way too old milk splash down upon your body.
191	Energy	The magic energies didn't quite leave when you were finished with them, instead they hung onto you and from now on your hair always stands straight up, your handshake jolts and static electricity sparks appear on your body now and then. This also makes you only suffer half damage from electrical attacks. You literally glow in the dark.
192	Witch Hunter	A famous witch hunter starts taking interest in your affairs...
193	Diarrhea	Hits you like a lightning strike from a clear sky. Lasts for Roll 1d8 hours.
194	Hello	All your friends, even distant ones, are mystically teleported to your location.
195	Love Charm	A random person within 30 yards falls in love with you, no matter how strange it may sound.
196	Roses	Red roses start growing from your ears. They fall out after Roll 2d3 weeks
197	Gold	Well sort of, your pockets always seem to be filled with golden coins. Same as fool's gold lasts for Roll 1d4 weeks.
198	Insomnia	You cannot sleep or rest properly for Roll 1d3 weeks and in that time you cannot recover any ISP, or spells/day.
199	Parasites	Your body becomes infested with all kinds of parasites that can literally be seen crawling all over you. Roll save vs. insanity every week, minimum 2x. Lasts Roll 1d6 weeks.
200	Protector	From this day on someone or something looks out for you and in some strange way you always seem to have your back covered. All Luck rolls are automatic. (If you roll this again, you go back to normal, and rolling it a 3rd time it will reverse. Then continue in that vein + 0 – 0 + , etc.)
201	Ouch	Roll for permanent injury.
202	Fae	A spriggan disguised as a gnome comes up to you and asks what's wrong with that stone circle a few hundred yards away.
203	Plague	You seem to have caught a rather common deadly disease; PLAGUE! (Bubonic that is.) Unless properly treated you'll die within 3 weeks. Sorry.
204	Wall of Force	A Wall of Force appears in front of the caster
205	Hedgehog	You notice a little pink hedgehog sitting on your head and at the same time you loose your initiative.
206	Skunk	Caster smells like a skunk for spell duration.
207	Moose	A moose comes up to you and whispers in your right ear. "You can't hear this with your left can you?" When he has said this he looks at you for a moment and wanders off mumbling.
208	Snakes	Caster shoots forth 8 non-poisonous snakes from their fingertips. Snakes do not attack.
209	Fireball	Roll 1d10 small fireballs (Roll 1d6 dam each) erupt from your face and fly in random directions. 30% chance of hitting anyone within 30 feet.
210	Itch	Caster's clothes itch unbearably (-2 init.)
211	Exoskeleton	You grow a permanent exoskeleton, like a beetle. AR 15, HF 12. May be removed by remove curse. Roll vs random insanity every other month.
212	Glow	Caster glows as per a light spell.
213	Nexus	You know the exact location of the nearest Nexus Point.
214	60-foot radius	The spell has a 60-foot radius centered on the caster.
215	Animate Plants	All plants within 30 feet try to kill you for Roll 1d6 minutes. (Same as Animate Plants.)
216	Words of Truth	The next phrase spoken by the caster becomes true, literally for 1 turn.
217	Insects	Somehow you cast the spell Metamorphosis: Insect, on yourself and see the world from a snail's point of view for Roll 1d8 melees.
218	Vision	All those within 50 feet of caster who have any special vision (night, infra, dark, etc.) lose it, and all who don’t, gain Nightvision for 1d6 turns.
219	Coming up from behind	Your head is turned backwards for the first time in your life, and pleased as you are to see your own behind, after a while it becomes quite uncomfortable. Lasts Roll 1d6 weeks.
220	Spin	Caster pivots 180 degrees
221	Pinocchio	You grow a 10 in long red nose, permanent. May be removed by a remove curse.
222	Boom	Caster's face is blackened by small explosion.
223	Do you like...Music?	A church organ materializes 60 feet above your head and decides to fall on you, if a perception roll is made a dodge may be tried at 18. Otherwise you suffer the wrath of a god in the shape of Roll 10d6 points of damage.
224	Allergy	Caster develops allergy to his magical items. Character cannot control sneezing until all magical items are removed. Allergy lasts Roll 1d6 turns.
225	Wind Rush	A wind rush (same as spell) also hits your target.
226	Enlarge	Caster's head enlarges for Roll 1d3 turns.
227	Now you've done it	Your magic has upset the very forces of nature. Roll 1d8 minor elementals turn up to give you and your party a lesson you may not be able to forget.
228	Eternal Flame	An eternal flame is instantly created where you stand.
229	Reduce	Caster reduces (reversed enlarge) for Roll 1d3 turns.
230	Love Charm	Caster falls madly in love with target until a remove curse is cast.
231	Bard	A pygmy quire steps out from hiding, sings folksongs for Roll 1d6 minutes, bows respectfully and departs chanting.
232	Duration	Spell must run full duration; caster cannot cancel the spell at will.
233	Wooden Leg	One of your legs turns out to be made of pine. Permanent, although a remove curse or a saw can remove it.
234	Polymorph	Caster polymorphs randomly
235	Bubbles	Colourful bubbles come out of the caster's mouth instead of words. Words are released when bubbles pop. Spells that are not stilled cannot be cast for 1 turn.
236	Portrait	a messenger delivers a full size portrait of you shortly after the spell has been cast.
237	Reversed	A reversed tongues affects all within 60 feet of the caster.
238	Teleport	You and all others within 30 feet are instantly teleported to a location totally alien for the party.
239	Wall of Fire	Wall of Fire encircles caster.
240	Stench of Hades	A stench of Hades (same as spell) is cast on you by a passing seagull that flies off laughing.
241	Enlarge	Caster's feet enlarge, reducing movement to 1/2 normal and adding -4 to initiative rolls for Roll 1d3 turns.
242	Chain	A 200-foot long chain appears on the ground for a few seconds before it blinks out of existence.
243	Lets Share	Caster suffers same spell effect as target.
244	Wolves	Suddenly you find yourself surrounded by a pack of frenzied hungry northern timber wolves.
245	Levitate	A random person levitates 20 feet for Roll 1d4 turns.
246	Inheritance	You inherit a large estate from a senile Baron. This is told to you by a messenger who also asks you to attend the funeral, which will be held soon.
247	Cause Fear	The target emits a cause fear on all within a 60-foot radius. Standard save.
248	Golem	An Iron golem steps up to you and explains that he's ready to serve you now.
249	Squeak	Caster speaks in a squeaky voice for Roll 1d6 days.
250	Green	Your eyes turn snotling green.
251	X-ray	Caster gains x-ray vision for Roll 1d6 rounds.
252	Shrink	A random person in your vicinity is reduced to 6 inches tall, permanently. A negate magic may restore the victim to a normal life.
253	Age	Caster ages Roll 1d20 years.
254	Silence	Silence, 15 ft kkradius centers on caster.
255	Fleas	These small creatures are now a part of your small universe.
256	Pit	A 10x10 pit appears immediately in front of caster. 5' deep per level of the caster.
257	Ooo	From this day and for Roll 1d10 weeks, all of your spells cost only 1/2 of what they should to cast.
258	Reverse Gravity	Gravity beneath the caster's feet is reversed for 1 round.
259	Hair	Your hair is turned white as chalk. Permanent.
260	Streamers	Coloured streamers pour from caster's fingertips.
261	Yellow	All people, including you, within 40 feet are turned completely yellow for Roll 1d3 days. (Possessions too.)
262	Random	Caster is exempt from all random determinations, for the next 24 hours.
263	Snake	A light brown snake bites you in your left knee. It is a non-poisonous snake and it only deals 1 point of damage.
264	Invisible	A random person within 100 yards of you becomes invisible.
265	Double	You instantly double the number of spells/day you can cast. Lasts Roll 1d3 days.
266	Butterflies	Streams of butterflies pour from the caster's mouth.
267	Colour	Colour sprays from the caster's fingertips
268	Pegasus	A Pegasus appears and if you are of good alignment, it offers to be your steed.
269	Fire	You scorch yourself on the cold blue magical flames that suddenly engulf you as you burn all of your spells for the day (Roll 1d6 damage for each spell) If you have more than 2 dice of damage, the scars left on you by this horrible experience will reduce your PB by Roll 1d6 permanently. (A healer will be able to help.)
270	Footprints	Caster leaves monster shaped footprints instead of his own until a dispel magic is cast.
271	Goblin	A hard-core goblin child attacks you from behind with a crude cudgel; he will flee if he suffers any damage.
272	Gems	Roll 3d10 gems shoot from the caster's fingertips. Each gem is worth Roll 1d6*10 GP
273	Pixies	13 common pixies make your and your friends life miserable for Roll 2d20 hours.
274	Music	A light aria fills the air.
275	Lightning	Lightning strikes the tallest person in your vicinity, it might even strike you. (Damage Roll 6d6)
276	Food and Water	Create food and water.
277	Amnesia	Amnesia hits you like a hammer and you can't even remember who you are for Roll 4d6 hours.
278	Extinguish Fire	All normal fires within 60' of the caster are extinguished.
279	Joton	A Joton makes you his enemy and comes looking for you. In some strange way you're aware of it.
280	Draining	One magical item within 30' of the caster (randomly chosen) is permanently drained.
281	Stones	Every stone within a 50 ft radius starts jumping in all directions; if there are boulders present they might even hurt someone unless a dodge vs 14 is made each melee. (Damage Roll 2d6) The stones stop jumping after Roll 3d6 melees.
282	Magic	One normal item within 30' of the caster (randomly chosen) becomes permanently magical. (DM choice as to type of magic.)
283	Earthquake	An earthquake comes to visit the area surrounding you. (300-yard radius, 4-5 on the Richter scale.) Buildings shake and might crumble.
284	Bonus	All magical weapons within 30 feet of the caster are increased by +2 for 1 turn.
285	Smoke	Smoke trickles from the ears of all creatures within 60 feet of the caster for 1 turn.
286	Growth	Your ears grow three times larger, permanently. May be removed by a remove curse.
287	Dancing Lights	As per the spell for Roll 1d10 minutes
288	Puppy	You're transformed into a cute little Yorkshire terrier for god (DM) knows how long
289	Hiccups	All creatures within 30 ft of the caster begin to hiccup.
290	Jinn	A black Jinn materializes in front of you and bows.
291	Open	All normal doors, secret doors, portcullises, etc. (including those locked or barred) within 60 feet of the caster swing open.
292	Reward	The king of the country you're in decides you're responsible for a plot made against him and sets a reward of 10,000 gold on your head.
293	Exchange	Caster and Target Exchange places. Each keeps their own clothing, possessions, etc.
294	Smoke	Smoke trickles from the ears of the caster for Roll 1d6 days. Harmless.
295	Random	Spell affects a random target within 60 feet of the caster.
296	Claws	You grow claws, horrible black, non-retractable claws. (Dam Roll 2d6+2) They may be removed by a remove curse, if you find a priest that can be convinced you're a good guy that is.
297	Blind	Caster is temporarily blinded for Roll 2d4 days
298	Failure	Spell fails
299	Silk	You find yourself dressed in the finest silk garments, but you've no idea of where your armour is. (Or whatever you were wearing.)
300	Going up?	You are lucky to be instantly teleported 451 yards straight up into the air. And on your way down you have a splendid view. Hope you'll live to tell about it. (Dam Roll 20d6)
301	Weather	Sudden change in weather (temperature raise/fall, snow, rain, etc) lasting Roll 1d6 turns.
302	Blue	Your ears turn permanently light blue. May be removed by a remove curse.
303	Bang	Deafening bang affects everyone within 60 ft. All those who can hear must save vs spell or be stunned for Roll 1d3 rounds.
304	Necklace	You notice a necklace around your neck that wasn't there before. Anyway you can't take it off and as another bonus it gives you a +2 vs possession.
305	Exchange	Caster and target exchange voices until a Remove Curse is cast.
306	Gate	Gate opens to a randomly chosen outer plane; 50% chance for an extra-planar creature to appear.
307	Key	You find a key in your pocket. What is it for?
308	Shriek	Spell functions normally, but also shrieks like a shrieker.
309	Specter	A raving specter starts terrorizing you and your party.
310	Decrease	Spell effectiveness (range, duration, etc,) decreases 50%
311	Elemental	A minor air elemental offers you its help.
312	Reversed	Spell reversed if reverse is possible.
313	Chess	A nearby tree asks...."A game of chess, hmmm?"
314	Physical	Spell takes physical form of free-willed elemental and cannot be controlled by caster. Elemental remains for duration of spell. Touch of the elemental causes spell effect.
315	Fae	You can feel the rhythm, even before you can hear the wonderful music. A fairies dance affects the entire party (same as your effect level.)
316	Glow	All weapons within 60 ft of caster glow for Roll 1d4 rounds.
317	Orcs	A pack of Orcs selects you to be their next victim.
318	Suspend Save	Spell functions normally, any applicable saving throw is not allowed.
319	Damage	Target takes 5d10 hit points damage
320	Dagger	You find a dagger in your boot.
321	Diminish	Spell has only 1/4 effect and duration
322	Glow	All magical items within 60 ft of caster glow for Roll 2d8 days.
323	Switch	Caster and target switch personalities for Roll 2d10 rounds.
324	Look Out	A warrior's arm and sword in another part of the world happens to slash through a hole in space hitting you instead of its intended target. You get a really good close-up of a dwarven-made broadsword taking Roll 1d8+4 points of damage in the process. May be dodged if initiative is 16+
325	Extinguish	All magical fires within 40’ of the caster are extinguished.
326	Luck	Caster may gamble up to 5 points of her luck stat on a future saving throw. If the save succeeds, the points are not lost. If it fails, she loses the points and must regain them normally.
327	Delude	Your target is Deluded.
328	Backfire	For a moment you seemed to be getting away with it, but your spell backfires and goes off in a random direction.
329	Lightning	Chain Lightning strikes random targets at your effect level.
330	Webbing	You grow webbed hands and feet, permanently. Swim +10%
331	Enlarge	Target Enlarged.
332	Violin	A well dressed violinist steps out from a shadow and plays a song for you, when he's finished he bows, turns around and implodes.
333	Imprisoned	Target is imprisoned on another plane.
334	Plant Growth	Plant Growth centered on target.
335	Vanish	1,000 lbs of non-living matter within 10' of target vanishes.
336	Fireball	Fireball centered on target.
337	Petrification	Target turns to stone.
338	Heal	Everyone within 10 ft of the caster receives the benefits of a heal all but Roll 1d4.
339	Dizzy	Target becomes dizzy (-4PP and cannot cast spells) for 2d4 rounds.
340	Wall of Fire	A wall of fire appears running down the middle of the street.
341	Ethereal	One of the target’s allies turns ethereal for Roll 1d10 rounds.
342	Blindness	Target suffers blindness
343	Charm	Target is charmed as per charm monster
344	Forget	Target forgets who he is for Roll 1d6 hours.
345	Enlarge	Target's feet enlarge, reducing movement to 1/2 normal and -4 to all initiative rolls for Roll 1d3 turns.
346	Rust	A rust monster appears in front of the target.
347	Polymorph	Target polymorphs randomly.
348	Transgender	Target changes sex for Roll 1d3 months.
349	Rain	Target has a small, black rain cloud form 3 feet over their head.
350	Stinking Cloud	A stinking cloud centers on the target.
351	Look Out	Heavy object (boulder, anvil, safe, etc.) appears over target and falls for Roll 2d20 points of damage.
352	Sneeze	Target begins sneezing. No spells can be cast until fit passes. (Roll 1d6 rounds)
353	Area of Effect	Spell has a 60 ft radius centered on target; everyone within the radius suffers the effect. Even spells that are normally not an area of effect have the same area.
354	Itch	Target's clothes itch (-2 to initiative for Roll 1d10 rounds)
355	Who am I	Target's race randomly changes until cancelled by dispel magic. Roll for a new race every day. Stats remain the same.
356	Ethereal	Caster turns ethereal for Roll 2d4 rounds
357	Let's Go	Target hastened.
358	Dust	All non-magical articles of clothing on target, crumble to dust. Magic clothes receive a save.
359	Plant	Target sprouts leaves (no damage cause, and they can be pruned without harm)
360	See Magic	Caster gains the ability to see magic for a month. The sensitivity is so great that if she looks at a +5 or greater item she is flash-blinded for Roll d4 rounds. She should probably invest in Ray-Bans.
361	Colour	Target changes colour (cancelled by dispel magic)
362	Duration	Spell has a minimum duration of 1 turn (i.e. a fireball creates a ball of flame that remains for 1 turn, a lightning bolt bounces and continues, possibly rebounding, for 1 turn, on the other hand, a healing spell activates every melee for one turn.)
363	Metamorph	Caster is metamorphosized into a goat for Roll 2d6 days
364	Bonus	Spell effectiveness, increases 200%
365	Frog	A passing frog stops and says "You'd better behave or I'll....." then hops off
366	Dentist	You drop all of your teeth in your upper left jaw.
367	Shrink	Your head shrinks to 1/2 of its normal size, permanently. May be removed by a remove curse.
368	Double Take	Your spell takes effect and then everything goes black for a few seconds. When you open up your eyes again you are standing in a long 20 ft wide, 100 ft long corridor which has its walls lined with strange chairs, two on each side. Every chair has a strangely clothed human in it. 120 people in all. They all stare at you, mouths wide open. Though small oval windows on the walls you can see clouds and you can hear a distant humming sound. There is a strange door to your right. After about 10 seconds, everything goes black again and you're back where you started.
369	Tail	You grow a hairy tail, 3 ft long, permanently. May be surgically removed.
370	Loss	You loose control of yourself and your brilliant DM can do as he pleases with your character for Roll 1d4 melees.
371	Flowers	A bunch of flowers, different types, 24 all in all. Appear before your feet with a card. The card reads: "We humbly apologize for not telling you to duck earlier... Love: The council of most unbelievable and unpredictable accidents." If you look up when you’ve read this you see a gray stone made windmill falling directly on you from the sky. You may dodge it (14 or higher) or suffer Roll 10d20 points of damage.
372	Goat	One of your present, random companions turns into a black goat for Roll 1d4 days unless s/he makes a save vs. spell magic of 15 or higher.
373	Drunk	You realize that you’re blasted on dwarven moonshine. (-4/-40%) You’re drunk for Roll 1d12 hours and have terrible a hangover for 1d8 hours with half of the penalties.
374	Shooting Stars	A star falls from the sky crashing into the nearest village. You know you’re responsible.
375	Orcs	A shrubbery a few yards away warns you of a nearby band of Orcs. Actually true, but far too late. 10 Orcs step up to your party and explain that they're going to eat you for supper. (Low-level mercs.)
376	Come again	You reverse your sentences for Roll 1d3 hours.
377	Horn	A random person in your vicinity permanently grows a skin coloured 1 ft long crooked horn on their forehead (ram attack does Roll 1d6 dam, plus dam bonus.) May be removed by a remove curse.
378	Friend	The next stranger you talk to will mistake you for an old friend.
379	Bees	You're attack by a whole nest of wild bees. The attack lasts for Roll 1d6 melees.
380	DM Special	Choose one, or randomly select from secondary chart.
381	Rat	A rat offers to be your pet, if you're prepared to feed it with one pound of cheese a week.
382	Ears	You grow pointed ears like an elf, if you are an elf, your ears grow to double size, permanently.
383	Demon	Summon lesser demon (DM's discretion.)
384	Chin	You permanently grow a pointed chin.
385	Eyes	Your eyes permanently turn wine red. (Iris only.)
386	Armour	You appear to have been awarded with Armour of Ithan, but you don't know for how long. (Roll 1d6 hours.)
387	Zombie	A zombie (same as spell) rises from the ground to do your bidding.
388	Gold	You notice a small chest full of gold and jewelry standing a few feet from you. The gold is real and it is worth about 25,000 gold pieces.
389	Wanted	A respected noble claims that you owe him 56000 gold pieces and sets a reward of 5000 gold pieces to anyone who can bring you before him alive. You become aware of this when you see your own picture posted in the next town you enter.
390	Petrification	A petrification is mistakenly laid on one of your companions. Subtract the appropriate cost.
391	Darkness	You find yourself in a black small room. You can see light peeking in from a crack in what might be a door. If you open the door you realize that a cupboard must have materialized around you. The cupboard is of good quality and has several sets of fine tailored clothes in it. Everything fits as if made for you.
392	Raven	A raven considers itself to be your pet.
393	Intangible	The next sword that hits your body will simply slide through and you will not suffer any damage. This particular sword will not be able to hit you for the next 1d10 days.
394	Bird	You turn yourself into a Sulfur-Crested Cockatoo for Roll 1d4 days, but retain your self-control.
395	Repeat	The spell you cast will repeat itself at the same time of the day for Roll 3d6 days. Spell cost will of course have to be subtracted. If you're out of spells the spell won't repeat that day.
396	Add	The spell you just cast cost nothing; in fact, you just gained an additional spell.
397	Burn	The magic energies are warped and directed at you instead and your body starts to burn taking Roll 5d6 points of damage every melee for Roll 1d6 melees.
398	Random	You change your eye-colour randomly through the common colours for your race. (Lasts Roll 1d10 weeks)
399	Whoops	You loose your balance and fall to the ground, which means that the spell didn't work, and you retain your spell cost, but loose the initiative. Try again next melee.
400	Fertility	Sometimes a spell goes wrong, very wrong and this is one of those times. If you are a male then you are from this day on impotent, but if you are a woman, you are pregnant, whether you want it or not.
401	Xmas	A strange pine tree appears in front of you. It is highly decorated as if part of some strange ritual. If you examine it closely you can see small dolls hanging from its branches featuring a bearded man in red clothes. Burning candles also line the branches. Under the tree there are some packages in multi-coloured paper, each one bearing a label...
402	What did I just say	Somehow you didn't quite understand how it was you were supposed to pronounce those last words and the spell is certainly not the desired one, DMs choice.
403	1000th Magic	A small apple tree materializes in front of you. It is about 6 ft high and planted in a large pot. The tree has a glittery aura and if examined closer by a magic user it will radiate powerful magic, in fact the whole tree is extremely magic. The tree monthly grows Roll 1d6 red glass-like apples each containing 50 ISP The tree has to be kept in a suitable environment or it’ll die. This plant is of a magic, practiced by the Titans and some Elves and Dragons during the elf-dwarf wars, long forgotten called; "Th’aghf Zathciuwa’gh Ghathyur’eigh" or " The way of the trees". If not treated properly the tree will die. Once the apples are picked they will last for centuries. There are no cores in the apples, once each century the tree will grow one green apple (containing 2000 ISP!!!) that can be planted to yield another Roll 1d8 trees. There is a 1% chance that the tree has a green apple when it materializes.
404	Weight	Weight increased by Roll 3d100 lbs for Roll 1d6 months.
405	Goat	You grow the legs of a black goat permanently. Increase SPD by Roll 2d4 points. May be removed by a remove curse.
406	Get Off	Just who do you think you are!!?? GET OFF MY HEAD!!! Screams a stone from under your boot and gives you the evil eye. (Not the psionic or curse.)
407	Desert	The whole party is suddenly in a desert. You can hear the sound of a distant battle raging through the air. If you look closer you can see a battle going on in a valley. There are only humans that are part of this battle. (DM: The characters have been teleported to 900 AD during the Middle Eastern Crusades.) The group will remain in this dimension for Roll 1d4 days and will then be teleported back to the same place and time as they left.
408	Potion	A potion lies before you on the ground. (Faeries dance level 5)
409	Fireball	A fireball is also directed at your target. Same level as you. Subtract spell cost.
410	Spell	You learn a new spell (Random) that of course is unstable and this also makes one of your other spells unstable (random,) the problem is just that you don't know which one.
411	Snake	A snake, typical for the terrain offers to be your pet.
412	Duck	You hear a whistling sound above your head. A shell from a WWII howitzer is dimensionally teleported to this world and explodes 50 yards above your heads. Spreading shrapnel over a 200-yard radius. 60% chance of taking Roll 8d6 points of damage, 30% chance of starting a fire. You are deafened for Roll 1d6 minutes, if you survive that is.
413	Question	A voice in your head says, "You have only one question, but you may ask me anything. I will answer truthfully." You see an old bearded man in a red silk robe standing before you and you notice that time seems to have stopped.
414	Raise Dead	A nearby cemetery is accidentally affected by a powerful raise the dead spell producing Roll 10d8 skeletons that set off to terrorize the countryside. The creatures will kill all living beings that get in their way.
415	Blow Worm	A blow worm surfaces 30 yards away and dives in your direction.
416	Blisters	You develop blisters. First on your hands and a few days later your arms. After a week your entire body is covered and the blisters begin to turn into sores. You realize only too late that you've caught the disease leprosy. Unless magically treated you will die in Roll 1d6 weeks.
417	Bard	A bard in a nearby town writes a hit-song about your groups' heroic deeds, which results that in a year or two each existing group members' renown will be increased by 1 point.
418	Wolfen	An order of outcast magicians in the Wolfen Empire sends you their greetings and an invitation to their annual celebration of the equinox.
419	Faeries Dance	Everyone within a 150-yard radius, except you of course, is affected by the spell Faeries dance (effective level 4) and you find yourself lacking your entire spell reserve. The affected people get a save vs magic of 14 or higher.
420	Vomit	You vomit uncontrollably for 1d6 melees producing a strange green foul smelling thick liquid taking Roll 2d4 points of damage directly to your hit points.
421	Got a hand	You grow another pair of arms, permanently. May be removed by a remove curse.
422	Lead	A pool of boiling lead is created 10 feet above your head. You are aware of it and may dodge it (10 or Higher) If you fail you will suffer Roll 8d6 points of damage.
423	Rat	A rat crawls up your back and bites you in your left ear and runs off leaving you with an infected wound. You also receive one point of damage.
424	Concentrate	Since you weren't concentrating hard enough the spell fails and you loose half a spell cost.
425	Initiative	In some strange way you automatically loose the initiative for Roll 1d8 melees. But the spell works and has double effect.
426	Skeletons	Roll 1d4 skeletons rise from their graves to tear your soul apart.
427	Crest	You grow a 5-inch high dark crest, permanently. May be removed by a remove curse.
428	Lycanthrophy	From this day on you can't remember anything from certain full-moon nights since you suffer from Lycanthrophy. May only be removed by a remove curse.
429	Peaches	A peach tree starts growing in one of your bags.
430	Fly	Caster is able to Fly, as the spell, at will, for one month.
431	Hole	A five-mile long 200-yard wide 500-yard deep hole in the ground opens up a short distance away. Permanent.
432	Crystal	The back of your skull is from this day on made of crystal, permanently. Mind the head, please...
433	Shrub	You are instantly turned into a thorny shrubbery with small blue flowers and red berries. You may think and speak. Lasts Roll 1d6 weeks.
434	Elemental	A major earth elemental decides to rid the world of you.
435	Blue	Skin turns pale blue for Roll 2d6 months
436	Amnesia	You forget your name and profession for Roll 1d4 weeks. You retain your skills and may react but you are not aware of what you're capable of.
437	Butterfly	A passing butterfly tells you to shut up.
438	Quest	A god (random, of course) "awards" you with a quest (the nature of the quest is up to the DM. You may decline....
439	Allergy	You develop a severe allergy to the subject you were using your magic on, but you also permanently reduce the cost of your spell by 1/2.
440	Death Cult	You find yourself to be the next victim of a secret death cult located near your home. You are aware of this but you do not have the faintest idea of how you became aware. Today is the perfect day for writing your testimony.
441	Elemental	A greater Fire elemental sees you as one of the ancient "lost" elementals and in order to help your quest it grants you resistance to all kinds of fire and heat (magical or non-magical.) You also grow the mark of fire on your forehead and your pupils from now on glow with a deep red light. May be removed by a remove curse at 1/3 of normal chance.
442	Blue	All people, including you, within 40 feet are turned completely blue for Roll 1d3 days. (Possessions too.)
443	Ooze	Your hands and lower arms are turned into an oozing yellow liquid for Roll 1d3 minutes. If more than a quarter ounce of it gets out of place, you will need a restoration for them to be functional again.
444	Itch	You feel an itch on your back. As you scratch yourself you become aware that something is not as it used to be. You grow Roll 1d12 hand sized green mushrooms on your body. Each mushroom may be removed, but it will inflict Roll 1d3 points of damage directly to your HP in the process. Good Luck. After a month they fall off naturally. (causing no damage.)
445	Gills	You grow gills and cannot breath air anymore. You must find a large body of water within 3 minutes or die from suffocation. Luckily for you the gills work in both salt and fresh water. Lower PB by Roll 1d6 points.
446	Gold	You find that your nose has turned into 24 carat gold. May be removed by a remove curse, or sold. Lower PB by 1d3 points.
447	Abduction	The only thing you remember is that you were about to cast a spell and that a shimmering turquoise light engulfed you. Your friends on the other hand have a completely different tale to tell: Suddenly you disappeared and were gone until now. (Roll 1d12 days have passed.) No one knows what really happened to you during this time, but you have a strange feeling that someone else can see, hear, smell and feel all that you experience. It seems as though you have been abducted by something or someone...Roll save vs random insanity.
448	Frog	A flash, a puff of smoke and a little pink frog. That is all that remains of your spell. (Remove it from the list, you've forgotten it.)
449	Wasps	In addition to your spell you conjure up a wasp's nest inside your target's mouth.
450	Bonus	Desired spell at twice your effective level. (If you are multi-classed, add all your levels together and double it.)
451	Thumbscrew	When you cast the spell you also notice that your left thumb is somehow stuck. You discover a silvery thumbscrew is attached to your thumb. It may easily be removed.
452	Hair Growth	Your hair grows an inch per turn for the next Roll 2d10 hours.
453	Drain	Drain target’s magic items (except artefacts) of all enchantments; each item gets a save
454	Luck	Luck sees you as a promising piece in the game and awards you an automatic successful dodge/save against the next supernatural attack directed at you.
455	Eye	Your right eye pops out of its socket and hangs swinging in its nerve thread.
456	Colour Blind	You become colour blind for Roll 1d3 weeks.
457	Bonus	You instantly triple your spells/day. Lasts Roll 1d6 turns.
458	Unicorn	A unicorn offers to be your steed, if you are of a good alignment. An evil character on the other hand finds themselves covered with Roll 2d8 hungry tinder spiders.
459	Size of the Behemoth	You become aware of the workings of the spell "Size of the Behemoth" It's unstable of course.
460	Curse	the next priest of darkness you encounter casts a random curse upon you.
461	Arrow	The next arrow fired in your vicinity will hit your head. Normal damage.
462	Pilgrims	A group of wandering pilgrims (Roll 3d6) mistakes you for a saint and starts harassing you with prayers, offerings and submission. They will be very hard to get rid of and may act violently when the truth is revealed, depending on their religion of course.
463	Forget	The world 'forgets' you for Roll 1d4 hours and you are practically invisible during this period.
464	Teeth	You grow an extra set of teeth, permanently. -19% to speak any language.
465	Nothing	Absolutely nothing happens and you loose the rest of your actions for this melee.
466	Boars	A pack (Roll 2d6) of wild boars are accidentally summoned to a location 100 ft to your left. There is a 75% chance that these fierce buggers will attack, if this is the case they will attack the nearest humanoid.
467	Psionics	You find your empathic self awakened as you suddenly become 'aware.' You have become a latent psionic. If you already have psionics you will find that you have 'moved up' a step (latent become minor, minor become major, major become master, master get the 00 bonus.) If your race is not capable of psionics see 505
468	Water	200 gallons of water soak the caster.
469	Truth	Some people to the left of you (Roll 1d8 randomly selected,) will be affected by the spell Words of Truth for one full day. (Save 15 or higher.)
470	Shadow Meld	You are affected by the spell Shadow meld for 3d6 melees (save at 15 or higher)
471	Horse	the next noble you encounter presents a warhorse of the finest breed without any markings to you as a token of eternal friendship.
472	Flame	A wall of flame, effective level 7 is instantly created 10 feet behind you.
473	Protection	An active circle of protection from magic (strength +2) is created where you stand.
474	Sketch	A sketch of you falls to the ground beside you.
475	Reverse	You reverse every other word for Roll 1d4 hours.
476	Multi-Class	Caster Multi-classes, to a random profession. They can skip the apprenticeship and start at level 1.
477	Pressure	You feel something invisible giving pressure from all around your head. Save vs 16 or pass out for Roll 1d6 melees. Your friends on the other hand witness your head shrink to the size of an apple. Your eyes, nose, mouth ears, teeth, throat do not shrink. The effect is permanent and will not affect your mental capabilities. May be removed by a remove curse at 2/3 normal chance (round up.) PB is halved due to the amusing look of your little "doorknob."
478	Piglet	You find a piglet among your gear.
479	Plot	You will be aware of the next plot made against you and your friends.
480	Mate	The next person of your opposite sex that you encounter will insist on mating with you.
481	Glass	You are covered in a glasslike substance that tightens so much that you cannot breathe. Make roll vs PS to shatter the glass or take Roll 1d6 damage each melee until you are dead. Others may also try to break the glass. AR 12 SDC 30
482	Kitten	You find a kitten in one of your pockets, but the spell works normally.
483	Double	The spell has twice the effect, but also affects you with full strength. (If you are the target, another random person is affected.)
484	Nexus	You are drained of all your spells, but this creates a ley-line nexus at the place you are standing, with ley-lines stretching out 500 miles north, east, south and west. Duration: Roll 1d8 years or permanent (?)
485	Race	Randomly roll a new race. If it isn't the same as your current race, reroll all your stats. Level and skills remain the same. Remove curse or negate magic will work to restore you. (So save your stats, just in case ;)
486	Teleport	You, everybody and everything in a 100 ft radius will be teleported Roll 1d100 miles in a random direction (Roll 1d4 N, E, S, W). Each person and object gets a separate save.
487	Disease	For Roll 1d4 weeks your body contracts a strange shape-shifting disease. For every morning: Roll d4 on [1-3: you are male; 4-6: you are female; 7-9: you are both; 10: you are none].
488	Angel	You summon forth a beautiful Angel (Female Seraph if you are male; Male Ariel if you are female) which says 'I'm here to do everything you want me to do." It stays with you for Roll 1d4 days.
489	Succubus	You summon forth a beautiful Succubus (Female Succubus if you are male; Male Incubus if you are female) which says 'I'm here to do everything you want me to do." It stays with you for Roll 1d4 days.
490	Sidewalk	From this day on, you will always walk on a track of solid cement. The cement will remain even after you pass. You won't have to worry about dense forests and such, but tracking you will be very, very easy. Remove curse and negate magic will work.
491	Say goodbye	Roll Roll 1d10 for each of your possessions. On a 1 this item disappears.
492	Mixed up	All your magic items and weapons change their special abilities, and you don't know which is which. (For example, you have a ring of save vs magic +1, 1 pair of gloves with healing touch and a sword with Roll 1d6 extra damage. You now have a ring with Roll 1d6 extra damage, a pair of gloves with +1 save vs magic and a sword with healing touch. Or any other combination.)
493	Did I know that?	Your mind gets twisted. You lose Roll 1d6 skills but you gain Roll 1d6 other skills.
494	Attribute	A random attribute of your character becomes a wandering effect. You get +1 every day until it reaches 30, then it restarts with 1 until it ends with the number it started with. A remove curse will work, but if performed when it's higher then in the beginning the attribute will drop 1 point under the starting number. This can be used to restore lost luck, although you must have it restored on a day between what you had and your original maximum, otherwise you will lose a point from your lower score.
495	Size of the behemoth	You accidentally cast 'Size of the Behemoth' on yourself and everyone win a 100 ft radius. Duration of the spell is only Roll 1d4 melees, but all the clothes and armour you and the rest were wearing are now destroyed.
496	Fish	A rain of fish starts with you in the center. Roll 1d6 fish fall from the sky per square yard/melee. Each does only 1 point of damage. The duration of the rain is 1 melee/level, but the fish stay until eaten or rotten. The 'storm' has a radius of 2 miles.
497	Toke	Something smells peaceful here. You summon a cloud of marijuana smoke, covering 100 ft radius. Duration: 1 hour per level. Victims will loose their thrill to fight and become very peacefully loving and dreaming. Only a save vs poison will help, but it must be repeated every 10 minutes.
498	Music	A New Orleans Brass Band materialized from thin air plays a funeral march and dissipates into thin air again. Every action stops during the music. Everybody has to reroll initiative afterwards.
499	Elves	A bunch (Roll 1d6) of naked Elvin maidens run in your direction. They disappear 1 yard in front of you. If you are male you lose initiative while they are there.
500	Gold	The target of your spell will be turned to solid gold for Roll 1d4 days. No saving throw.
501	Scrolls	All scrolls anyone within a 30 foot radius of you possess (even when these scrolls are not in the radius) change their heading at random.
502	Reduced	Height and mass is reduced by 1/2 lasts Roll 2d6 months
503	Wow	Roll twice on this table, but any outcome will either be permanent or TEN times the indicated damage/strength/number.
504	Resurrection	You cast a successful resurrection on all dead within a 5-mile range. Not only on the recently dead, but also all others who died in the last 500 years come back to life, their bodies mystically restored.
505	Needed	This was not quite what you thought should happen, but you conjure the one thing that you and your party needs most at this very moment, be it a piece of parchment with the layout of the dungeon you are trapped in or anything/anyone else. Your DM will know what you need most, and will give it to you. (DM note: The item disappears at the end of this session.)
506	Rabbit	A white rabbit passes by. When it gets in front of you, it stops, takes a kind of amulet out of a pocket in its vest, looks at it and mumbles, "oh-oh, I'm too late for the tea-time." After that, it will vanish down a hole.
507	Fame	Somehow, from now on you are the most notorious spell-caster in the whole universe. Everybody everywhere will know your name and picture. The reaction of the people, whenever you enter a community will either be respectful or hateful, depending on the view of magic they have in this community.
508	Eternity Time	Everything indestructible, everlasting, permanent (Magic items, rune weapons, eternal flames, etc.) in a 1-mile radius of you will crumble to dust, vanish, and fade out. On the other hand, every object that is not indestructible will get this attribute and be considered magical from now on.
509	Magic	Somehow you forget one of your spells, but you get a replacement. Determine randomly, which spell you lose. You get one spell 3 levels higher, also random, and also unstable.
510	Skills	You forget 2 random skills. But hey they are not lost for nothing. You can distribute their percentage numbers on the rest of your skills.
511	Dwarves	20 naked male dwarves surround you. You have to make a Horror Factor of 18. They disappear after Roll 1d6 melees.
512	Health	If you have lost any SDC or hit-points, you are totally healed, if you have lost any limbs, they are restored, if you have any diseases, they are gone, if you are poisoned, you are healthy again. But if you were completely healthy, well, you’ll lose half your SDC and hit-points
513	Potions	1000 healing potions appear 100 yards above your target and fall down on it. They will make damage and heal it in the same moment, so nothing really happens, besides the mountain of shards your target is buried under
514	Weightless	For Roll 1d4 melees you become completely weightless. According to the universal laws of physics, if you make any movement, you will leave the ground and fly, but after the weightlessness wears off your body weight is increased by 100 pounds per level of your experience. If you were flying, you now will fall back to the ground. The increased weight lasts Roll 4d4 melees.
515	Toad	You become a toad for Roll 3d6 melees. Only your body changes, not your clothes nor other possessions.
516	Cow	50 feet above your intended target appears a cow. When the cow falls the target and the cow both take Roll 10d6 damage.
517	Cops	Two humans in strange dark-blue uniforms appear in front of you. They say: "We are here to arrest you. You have certain rights: You have the right to call an attorney; you have the right to say nothing. If you say anything, this might and will be used against you in the court." They walk towards you and in the very moment they touch you they disappear. Who knows, maybe one day they'll be back to fulfill their attempt.
518	Eden	If you are male, a beautiful maiden of your race comes to you with an apple in her hand. "Be my Adam, I'm your Eve." She gives you the apple and disappears. If you are female a nasty little snake bites you for 1 point of damage, but luckily no poison.
519	Polymorph	Your appearance is changed to that of a dwarf. No stat change. If you are already a dwarf, you now look like an elf.
520	Moose	Metamorphosis into a moose for Roll 1d6 days
521	Company	10 normal 1st level Wizards show up and cast the same spell you just tried on your intended target. They disappear when this is done.
522	Potion	A potion lies in front of you on the ground. (Shrinking, Level 15)
523	Timewalk	You make a Timewalk Roll d2 on [to the future; to the past].
524	Travel	You just won a voyage around the world. An invisible hand grabs you, lifts you up into the air and moves you around the world at a moderate pace. Mystically, you have no desire to eat or drink during this trip, but you get to see the whole world.
525	Gold	Your skin becomes golden. No AR bonus.
526	Spice	The spell should work occasionally, so you are encouraged to use it again. So the spell hits its intended target just as desired. But roll again on this table to get some extra spice.
527	Sharing	You decide to share the wealth. Roll again on this table, once for each member of your party (including you.) Everyone gets the effect you rolled for him.
528	Evil Eye	Everyone you look at in the next 20 minutes must save vs Psionics or be hit by an Evil Eye (20 points of Damage each.)
529	Relocation	Your head is tired of being on your shoulders and decides to take a look at the world from a different angle. It moves down between your legs. Duration: Roll 1d6 months. (Remove curse at ½ chance will restore your head to its normal resting place.)
530	Bear	You somehow become a bear for Roll 1d4 days. But you can speak.
531	Earthquake	An earthquake comes to visit the area surrounding you (300-yard radius, 6+ on the Richter scale.) Buildings shake and will crumble. I hope you are not indoors.
532	Polymorph	You are now a beautiful (PB 29) female elf with long blond (IQ 5) hair (if you were male.) If you were female, you are now a brute (PS 29, alignment: miscreant) male ogre also with IQ 5. And I offer you 1000 extra XP for playing in character. Duration Roll 1d4 weeks.
533	Let's speed up a little	Your SPD is raised to 55 due to the horse-body you grew. You are now a centaur. Duration: permanent, Remove curse or negate magic will help.
534	Stability	All your spells are now stable. But for how long? (DM, this is up to you to decide, I suggest Roll 1d4 weeks maximum.)
535	Illusion	All creatures hostile to the caster in a 60’ radius are Glamoured to see each other as the caster. Roll to save vs curse: Cravings: Moose Dung. Pleased to meet you. Allow me to introduce myself..." You find yourself in a large damp dining hall at one end of a large oak-table facing a handsome dark-eyed young man. He looks at you and has a sip of his wine, smiles and says: "I have a proposal to make, but first we eat hmmmm?" The dinner you're served is the best you've had in your entire life, the man makes small talk during the meal. After you're finished he personally serves you a glass of vintage wine and asks you to do a favour for him. "It is of course voluntary, since I wouldn't dream of forcing you to do anything against your will." He will not tell you the nature of the favour until you agree. If you refuse he will simply send you back....
536	Curse	A vorpal guillotine blade flies from the caster’s hands and strikes the target with a +5. If a critical is obtained, the creature is decapitated and the head falls into a magically appearing basket. The creature gets its normal Dodge/Parry.
537	Help	Out of nowhere comes a carriage, which is unable to stop when the driver sees you. You are trampled, taking appropriate damage. If you are indoors see 862
538	Vorpal Magic	You are cured of any insanities you may have, if you have none, roll up an obsession.
539	Traffic	All of the caster’s stats are randomly redistributed, except their prime requisites.
540	Sanity	A random extra planar creature is gated in and will act appropriately.
541	Stats	The next living creature the caster touches gains Roll 1d10 HP and the caster loses the same amount permanently. This can raise the creature's HP above the maximum.
542	Extra planar Creature	Target becomes immortal. When he dies he loses 5 points of PE and rises from the dead at the next midnight. This continues until his PE becomes 0, at which time he becomes a Revenant, which will hunt down the caster. Remove Curse at 1/3 normal will cure the target, however the PE loss is permanent.
543	Hit Point	Target's hit points are raised (and healed) to their racial maximum. (Racial PE maximum plus 8 points/character level)
544	Immortality	The caster is imprisoned on another plane (DM choice.) The captors may or may not be intelligent enough to care properly for their new inmate.
545	Hit Points	The caster grows wings (50% feathered, 50% skin) and can fly at SPD 50.
546	Imprisoned	The caster pivots 360 degrees, creating a vortex. All creatures (except the caster) in the caster's original line of sight are drawn in, emerging on the ethereal plane.
547	Wings	Caster is forced to speak in rhyme for Roll 1d12 rounds. Cannot cast spells.
548	Pivot	Caster gains a random harmful (for him) miscellaneous magic time, which takes effect immediately.
549	Rhyme	The target is returned to the condition he was in before the start of the current situation. (All ISP, HP, Spells, etc are restored; any items destroyed or used are replaced.)
550	Magic Item	A randomly chosen wand within 50 feet of the caster (unless there is a wand of elemental anything nearby, in which case it is affected) explodes; all within 10’ of it take appropriate damage.
551	Reset	Target is cured of Roll 5d10 hit points (up to normal maximum).
552	Wand	The caster is surrounded by a continual, soft glow of bluish white light; makes sneaking in the dark impossible and is frightening to children and superstitious individuals.
553	Cure	The person closest to caster grows hair on their eyeballs. This is very painful and will cause blindness. A successful remove curse spell will remove the hair but not the damage.
554	Glow	All spells cast by the caster in the next 24 hours will become unstable, permanently.
555	Hair Growth	A Banshee appears by the caster and Wails.
556	Unstable	The caster’s toes enlarge to 3x their normal size, ruining footwear and inflicting Roll 1d10 points of damage and reduce the caster’s SPD to 50% of normal. If the caster is wearing metal footwear (or something else which wouldn’t normally be destroyed) Roll 1d10 toes are broken. Toes return to normal size after Roll 1d8 turns.
557	Banshee	Caster is attacked by 2d100 small annoying insects (50% chance they’re the biting kind).
558	Toes	A meteorite streaks out of the sky and hits caster for Roll 5d10+50 hit points. (If underground, waits until exposed to sky.)
559	Insects	All of caster’s scrolls vanish.
560	Meteorite	For the next Roll 3d4 rounds, all of caster’s rolls are at –5.
561	Vanish	The caster turns into a painting of herself, until Dispelled (any Dispel will do). Any changes painted on the canvas will become part of the caster if and when she is returned to her normal form.
562	Penalty	A devil/angel duo appears on the caster’s shoulder, and advises them appropriately as to what to do for the next Roll 1d10 hours.
563	Painting	All of caster’s weapons turn to Cursed Friend slaying weapons, which take effect the next time they are used and then return to normal.
564	Angel/Devil	Caster develops an allergy to one of her magic items. This item causes sneezing and coughing for Roll 1d6 hours every time it is used.
565	Curse	Target gains a 1d100 % resistance to magic for Roll 1d6 turns.
566	Allergy	Target is able to drain Life Essence (Roll 1d8 points) at a touch for Roll 1d4 rounds.
567	Resistance	Caster changes into a 4-foot diameter jellyfish unless a save vs. magic is made at –2. If on land, the caster takes Roll 4d10 points of damage each round unless continually doused by water.
568	Drain	Reverse Spell protects Target for the next turn.
569	Polymorph	The caster’s familiar turns against him. The animal is no longer treated as a familiar (appropriate penalties for familiar loss) and will act as a normal creature of that type will. This may include attacking the caster (usually just running away). If caster doesn’t have a familiar, he does now (GM choice. Be creative).
570	Reverse	The ground between the target and the caster turns to molten lava. All creatures touching the 5’ by 10’ strip of lava will take damage as per River of Lava at the caster's full level, every round they are in contact with it.
571	Familiar Break	Caster loses all teeth. A regeneration spell/herb or suitable replacement will be needed.
572	Lava	The target gains Regeneration at the rate of 1 HP/round.
573	Teeth	Molten lava comes out of the ground near caster, who takes 5d10 points of damage. Roll d100 for duration: 01-50, 1d4+4 rounds; 51-70, 1d4 hours; 71-85, 1d100 days, 86-100, becomes a real, non-magical volcano.
574	Regeneration	DM shouts “Wish!” and counts down from 10. If the caster makes a wish within the count it is granted. Be creative, be cruel.
575	Lava	Caster permanently forgets one spell chosen randomly. It may be re-learned at the next level.
576	Wish	All creatures slain by the caster in the last 24 hours rise up as Revenants and attempt to destroy him/her. All undead have their original abilities and skills.
577	Forget	Caster opens a gate to another location (DM choice or random) and is pulled through.
578	Undead	Caster Levitates uncontrollably, always heading upward until the spell duration (at the caster's level) is reached, then they fall.
579	Gate	Caster is in great pain for Roll 1d3 rounds.
580	Levitate	Caustic slime spews out of caster’s nose. Caster takes Roll 1d10 points of damage and cannot smell for one month.
581	Pain	Caster becomes a very strong magnet for Roll 1d4 rounds. All metal in the area will fall toward the caster. Metal weapons will attack the caster at +2; those wearing metal armour will fall on the caster, who will take appropriate damage.
582	Acid	a Greater Heal, healing all but 1d4 points of damage, affects Caster.
583	Magnet	Target's PS increases to 30 (Wears off in Roll 1d4 days.)
584	Heal	Caster emits a powerful fart which does Roll 1d10 damage to the caster, propels her 10 feet forward, and remains where the caster was and acts like a Stun Cloud for Roll 1d4 rounds. Any non-magical trousers are ruined completely.
585	Strength	Area within 100’ of caster becomes a null magic zone. Magical/animated creatures become inert and items and spells will not work in this area.
586	Rocket Assist	One charge from a randomly chosen Wand, Rod, Staff, or other Charged item affects the caster if she fails her save.
587	Null	Caster and target must re-roll their highest statistic that is not a Prime Requisite.
588	Target, Self	Nearest creature friendly to the caster is replaced by a doppelganger. The original creature is imprisoned in the doppelganger’s lair (wherever that may be).
589	Reroll	Fireball, centered on the caster effective at caster’s level.
590	Doppelganger	All creatures in a 60’ Radius hostile to the caster are duplicated, including possessions, etc.
591	Fireball	Target can only be hit by a +5 weapon or greater for the next Roll 1d10+10 rounds.
592	Duplicate	Hostile creatures within 60’ of caster have their hit points restored to maximum.
593	Ya missed me	Caster becomes extremely drunk.
594	Heal	Target permanently gains Bodybuilding at level 1.
595	Drunk	The caster becomes Deaf. Remove Curse will cure this condition.
596	Body Building	A 30-inch Colour TV appears from another time and dimension appears in front of the caster. All who view it must make a ME check or be totally unable to do anything except watch the screen.
597	Deafness	A gallows appears. Caster must make a PP roll to avoid being hung. The rope can be cut down before the caster is killed in one round.
598	T.V.	Target is affected by Paralyze (as the spell). Duration is based on the caster’s level.
599	Gallows	All of caster’s statistics are raised to 30 for 1 hour.
600	Paralyze	The intended spell backfires on the caster for good or ill.
601	Raise	Roll 1d10 skeletons under the target’s control rise up out of the ground and attack the caster (this may anger the caster’s deity!).
602	Backfire	The caster is buried to the chest in offal that oozes from a gate that spontaneously appears.
603	Skeletons	The caster and all of her party are transported to another site of conflict.
604	Ick	The ground opens up and swallows the caster to the neck.
605	Where am I?	Caster is affected by Confusion, as the spell.
606	Buried Alive	Caster is surrounded by hot coals. All those attempting to walk on the coals must make a PE check to stay on them.
607	Confusion	Caster becomes magnetically repulsive for Roll d20 rounds. Metallic objects cannot be brought closer than 5 feet; any ferrous items on the caster are repelled and go flying.
608	Coals	Target becomes invulnerable to edged weapons for 1 hour.
609	Repulsive	Caster is affected by a Hold Person spell.
610	Nah, Nah, can't hit me	A large bulls eye target appears on caster, giving anyone aiming at her with any kind of ranged attack a +10 to hit. This lasts for 1 hour.
611	Hold	A loud Gong sounds.
612	Bulls eye	The spell fails but the caster believes it affected the target to the maximum possible effect (if the max possible is death, the caster must choose a new target.)
613	Boing	A juvenile dragon of a random type flies onto the scene and acts appropriately.
614	It did too work	Re-roll, but the effect doesn’t happen right now. Instead, one of caster’s fingernails falls off. The re-roll takes affect when the nail is discarded or destroyed and always affects caster, even if the surge says ‘target.’
615	Dragon	All of caster’s weapons jump off her to a spot 10 feet away.
616	Delay	Or are they? Caster grows an argumentative, annoying second head on her shoulder.
617	Come back here	Target turns Invisible as per the spell, but can be hit once before turning visible again.
618	Two heads are better than one	Stun Cloud centered on caster.
619	Invisible	The caster is picked up by an invisible hand and shaken like a rag doll for 1d6 rounds. Spellcasting under such conditions is impossible unless casting an instantaneous spell.
620	Stun	Technicolour hailstorm. Roll 1d4 icy stones of various colours, doing Roll 1d6 HP of damage each, hit all those within 50’ of caster. The storm lasts for Roll 1d4 rounds.
621	Hand	The caster is turned into a puddle of water for d8 rounds. Evaporation or splashing will do Roll 1d20 hp dam. The caster returns to normal form at the end of the duration.
622	Technicolour Hailstorm	Caster’s mouth is puckered for Roll d10+10 rounds. No speech, spell casting, breath weapons, or other uses of the mouth are possible.
623	Puddle	Target is flattened for 10 melees. A companion may re-inflate the target before the end of the duration by blowing into their thumb.
624	Pucker	Target Forgets the last 24 hours.
625	Flattened	The caster’s pack/robes whatever ignites for Roll 1d4 rounds. Caster takes fire damage every round unless she removes the source of the flame or renders herself immune to natural flame/heat.
626	Forget	Caster is yanked into the air 10 feet and spins around rapidly, transfixing all those who see it as per Hypnotize. Caster will continue to spin until she fails a PE roll, at which time she falls, taking Roll 1d6 points of damage.
627	Fire	Illusion of a Fireball centered on caster. All who see this feel the heat of the Fireball but the caster is unharmed.
628	Hypnotize	All gold in the caster’s possession turns to water.
629	Illusion	A large mirror appears in front of the target. If the target tries to get around it his mirror image emerges from the mirror and engages him in combat.
630	Water, Water, everywhere	The caster is affected as per a Charm spell where she thinks the target is her best friend.
631	Mirror	Caster is covered with tar and feathers. 50% chance target will stop what he’s doing and taunt and laugh hysterically at the caster.
632	Charm	Caster is Mute for the next Roll 1d4 hours.
633	Tar and Feather	Caster turned into an infant of the same race. She reverts to her original age after Roll 1d10 rounds.
634	Mute	There is an immediate random encounter with a monster hostile to the caster.
635	Baby	Caster and her party affected by a Cloud of Slumber spell.
636	Encounter	Target gains power of speech in the caster’s native language (98%) and High Intelligence (racial maximum.) This also applies to inanimate objects (IQ on an inanimate object is same as caster's.)
637	Sleep	Caster is bound in High Steel straps. These will take a skilled locksmith to remove.
638	Intelligence	Caster is teleported to the top of the highest tree in sight and must make a PP check to avoid falling.
639	Prisoner	Area in 100 feet of caster is held in stasis Roll 1d10 days; caster is unaffected.
640	Teleport	Wild surge triggers the casting of another randomly chosen spell. Uses up it's own 'spell/day'
641	Stasis	Caster jerks uncontrollably for Roll 1d4 rounds, then a hypnotic pattern appears, affecting all who see it as a Hold Person spell.
642	Two for the price of one	Caster gains a stutter. Remove curse will cure it. 75% chance that spells cast while stuttering will misfire, resulting in needing to roll on this chart again.
643	Hold Person	Caster Forgets all her spells for Roll 1d6 rounds. Items still function.
644	Stutter	Caster is teleported to nearest goblinoid brothel.
645	Forget	Caster is teleported home. Normal teleport error rules apply.
646	Brothel	One member of the caster’s party is Blinded for Roll 1d8 rounds.
647	Teleport	Incapacitating green gas comes out of the caster’s ears and floats in the target’s general direction. All those between caster and target must make a save vs spell at caster’s level vs. Poison or fall unconscious.
648	Blind	All magical weapons within 30’ of caster lose their magical powers for 2 rounds only.
649	Gas	Small rubber balls (1 inch diameter) rain down in a 20’ radius around caster for Roll d4 rounds. Everyone in the area must make a PP check to move or fall down. The balls remain in the area, causing a check every round of movement until cleared.
650	Null Magic	Target affected by True Sight for 10 rounds.
651	Balls	Caster’s ferrous items must make a save vs. spell or rust completely away in one round.
652	True Sight	Caster chained to ground; tensile strength of chains is 3000 lbs.
653	Rust	Caster sprayed by Roll 2d20 pieces of confetti, edge on. They do 1 HP of damage each and caster has annoying paper cuts that will itch maddeningly as they heal.
654	Chain	All non-magical glass or crystal within 30 feet of caster shatters.
655	Confetti	Target’s form turns gaseous for Roll 1d4 rounds. A good gust of wind will disperse the cloud and kill the target.
656	Shatter	Trees around caster fall down (if none, some grow first). Caster must make a PP check or be pinned beneath them.
657	Gaseous	Roll 1d10 small stones shoot from the caster’s fingertips and orbit the target’s head. They are under the target’s control, as to speed and direction. They orbit for Roll 1d10 turns.
658	Timber	A random person within 100 feet is made ethereal. Unless they are familiar with the ethereal plane they may not realize what has happened and will not be able to return unless shown the way.
659	Orbital Stones	Next missile weapon used by target multiplies by 6; one arrow becomes 6, each with its own attack.
660	Ethereal	The intended spell functions but consumes Roll 1d6 of the caster's spells for the day. If this exceeds the caster’s available spells, they cannot cast spells for the next Roll 1d3 days.
661	Multiplication	A geyser erupts midway between caster and target. Anyone within 10 feet of it takes a Roll 4d6 damage from the boiling steam.
662	Overcast	A random snake is teleported in to within 10 feet of caster and is under the targets control.
663	Geyser	Everyone within 50 feet of caster is thrown 5 months back in time.
664	Snake	You accidentally summon a lesser deevil, that isn’t very happy ‘bout being dragged from his own dimension.
665	Timeshift	Caster polymorphs into something rhyming with her name (GM choice.)
666	Deevils	A booming voice audible over the din of battle says “SURRENDER!” This acts as a Command Word and all who hear it must make a save at the caster’s level or surrender to anyone who makes their save.
667	Polymorph	All the caster’s magic items are teleported to random locations within 100 feet. Items that don’t wish to be separated from the caster get a save.
668	Surrender	Word of Fear on the caster. No save.
669	Hide and Seek	Caster hit by Roll 1d6+4 giant staples, which do puncture damage for Roll 1d3 each and staple the caster to the nearest surface. This may be the ground.
670	Fear	Nearest dead body within 60 yards of the caster becomes a Zombie and attacks the caster.
671	Staples	All food within 50 feet spoils completely.
672	Zombie	A random spell of the same level as the intended spell affects caster if she fails a save.
673	Spoil	A net falls on the caster and they becomes so entangled they will have to be cut out.
674	Random	The target gains 15th level singing ability and can’t wait to try it out. Ever hear a troll sing?
675	Net	The caster is covered in an inert green slime that drips incessantly into her eyes. This goes on for 1d6 rounds during which time caster is at a –5 to Strike, parry, and dodge.
676	Singing	Target’s skin turns to steel, giving him AR 18 for the next Roll 1d6 rounds.
677	Slime	Caster spins rapidly for Roll 1d4 rounds and is stunned for Roll 1d6 rounds afterward.
678	Steel	Jail cell bars of the appropriate size surround the caster and her party (and anyone else in between).
679	Dizzy	Target must make a save vs. magic or become a Wraith.
680	Jailed	Caster’s next spell cast at 1st level in effect.
681	Wraith	Target must make a save vs. magic at -2 or turn into a Lesser Mummy.
682	Effect	Caster must save vs magic or be affected by Petrification for 10 hours.
683	Mummy	The caster’s mount is polymorphed into a goat if it fails a save vs. magic. If the caster has no mount, it affects the nearest one.
684	Petrification	An enormous tornado picks up caster and her associates and takes them to Kansas (or some other boring, flat, corn filled spot on the same plane.)
685	Goat	The caster is teleported to the highest mountaintop in sight. If there is no mountain visible the highest location within sight will do.
686	Kansas	Target Phases into and out of the ethereal plane for the next Roll 1d10+10 rounds.
687	Teleport	A poisonous spider (DM choice) appears near the caster and attacks.
688	Ethereal	Target collapses and appears to be dead. He is not, however, but you have no desire to discover this. He’ll wake up and be fine in Roll 1d6 minutes.
689	Spider	Target’s hair thickens and grows 4 yards long in 4 rounds. Target must part the hair to see. The hair is impossible to damage for Roll d3 hours.
690	Collapse	All magic items within 60 feet of caster wiggle when touched for the next Roll 1d6 days.
691	Hair Growth	A randomly chosen person near the caster has their knees reversed to bend the other way. This is permanent, and incurs a –3 to their PP. Armour will require modification. On the plus side, their base SPD is now doubled.
692	Wiggle	The next time caster and her associates return home, they will be visited by a stern old tax collector who will demand 10% of all they own as taxes, and has the authority to enforce the collection. He will return every month demanding another 10% until dispelled.
693	Knees	Caster summons a Leprechaun (or other suitable Fae).
694	Taxes	All non-magical clothing, weapons, armour, and similar equipment must make a save vs. magic or Enlarge to twice their normal size for Roll 4d10 rounds.
695	Fae	Caster shoots a web at the target, becoming entangled. The caster is one (possibly the only) anchor point.
696	Enlarge	Caster’s stomach is emptied; she becomes ravenously hungry and must stop to eat.
697	Web	Caster sweats buckets for a month, and must drink at least 3 liters of water per day or lose one point of Temporary PE for each day the water requirement is not met.
698	Hunger	An Imp appears, insults the caster, and disappears.
699	Sweat	Caster polymorphs into a mammal appropriate for the area, or a random type if no mammals are around; 40% chance for a monster type.
700	Imp	Caster becomes hysterically religious for one month, believing herself to be an Avatar of some previously unknown god(dess) and will try to convert followers.
701	Polymorph	Caster and target exchange bodies. If the target is completely non-sentient the caster’s body will fall into a coma.
702	Avatar	Caster and friends are teleported without error to the next place named.
703	Exchange	All gold on target turns to lead.
704	Teleport	The caster’s footwear animates and grows teeth for Roll 3d4 rounds. These teeth will attack everything within range, causing the caster to kick the nearest person. Treat as combat.
705	Lead	No one (except the caster) can hear the caster for Roll 1d6 rounds. Caster can still hear normally.
706	Animate	Caster glows a primary colour for Roll 2d12 days. This glow has the effective light of a normal torch.
707	Silence	Caster becomes immensely dirty- so much so that a dust cloud forms around her. Only natural bathing will remove the dirt. Interactions with others will suffer a penalty (unless they enjoy that kind of thing).
708	Colour	Caster falls flat on her face and must stand up again.
709	Dirty	Caster’s hair turns florescent green (some other obnoxious colour if already green). This is permanent until new hair grows in.
710	Oops	Target it teleported directly behind caster.
711	Green	Target and caster (only) are sealed behind an impenetrable force wall that only falls after one of them is dead.
712	Teleport	Target glows bright blue, permanently.
713	Wall of Force	The target is covered with plate armour (AR 18). Any other armour worn falls off. This lasts for Roll 1d4 rounds then the armour disappears (but the original armour does not reappear on the target’s body!)
714	Blue	Caster is surrounded by a giant pliable (but impenetrable) bubble for 24 hours. (Giant hamster ball, anyone?)
715	Armour	The shield closest to the caster is turned into a flower basket.
716	Bubble	Caster and target become locked in a heated debate over the nature and use of Arcane Magic and will do nothing else for Roll 1d6 rounds. If the two do not have a language in common, an imp appears to act as translator. Inanimate objects animate for the duration.
717	Flowers	Circle of Flame, as per the spell, surrounds caster and moves with her, duration based on caster’s level.
718	Argument	Caster thinks her favorite weapon/wand/other long skinny object has turned into a poisonous snake. This lasts for Roll 1d6 rounds.
719	Flame	Caster gains a level at the expense of a nearby being. The caster gains skills appropriate to the being drained. If this reduces the being’s level to zero, the being dies and is resurrected as a revenant who hunts down the caster. The being can be anything, including small mammals, insects, etc.
720	Snake	The next time the PC’s enter a town the inhabitants will try to chase them away.
721	Level	Each gold piece in the caster’s possession turns into the equivalent value in copper pieces.
722	Go Away	The next 10 meals the caster eats will taste like cow dung.
723	Copper	Spell functions, but cannot be controlled by caster (DM determines effects).
724	Dung Dinner	A skunk is conjured before the caster, who is promptly sprayed.
725	Uncontrolled	A Lesser Air Elemental is summoned and promptly attacks the target.
726	Skunk	The ground beneath the caster becomes slippery as if icy.
727	Air Elemental	Caster polymorphs into a reptile/amphibian appropriate to the area, or a random type if no reptiles or amphibians are in the area. 40% chance for a monster type.
728	Ice	A nearby bird starts singing the Star Spangled Banner in a rich baritone voice, and will follow the caster, singing at 100 decibels, for 1 month.
729	Polymorph	Caster develops an irritating rash for Roll 1d4 rounds and has to scratch incessantly.
730	Bird song	Caster polymorphs into a bird appropriate to the area, or a random type if no birds are in the area. 40% chance for a monster type.
731	Rash	Caster encased in a block of lime Jello 10 feet on a side. Caster must make a PP check every round to escape. Keep rolling until she gets out or passes out from lack of oxygen.
732	Polymorph	Target gains infravision (or some other unusual vision if he already has infravision) but loses all normal vision. This lasts for 1 day.
733	Jello	Target’s skin turns hard as a diamond and will be immune to slash and puncture attacks. This does not affect his AR or HP, but only lasts 2 turns.
734	Vision	Caster’s tongue grows long enough to touch the tip of her nose. If her tongue is already that long, the surge affects some other part of her body.
735	Diamond	Spell Hold Person affects all creatures in a 50’ radius around caster.
736	Tongue	Caster’s next spell is cast at Roll 1d4 levels lower in effectiveness.
737	Hold Person	Caster’s feet are changed to two left feet for one day. Caster’s SPD is halved and fitted footwear becomes uncomfortable.
738	Level	Roll 2d100 pieces of gold rain down in a 30’ radius of caster. Anyone caught in the radius takes Roll 1d20 points of damage from the falling coins until they are outside the radius. Coins vanish after Roll 1d10 turns.
739	Left	Caster Shrinks, as per the spell, but to 1/12th her original size, permanently.
740	Rain of Gold	Target loses all hair/fur/feathers/scales etc. Reaction is determined by target’s race/outlook. Other effects determined by DM (flying will be tough without feathers). Whatever is lost grows back naturally.
741	Shrink	The intended spell functions, but consumes one charge from a random nearby charged magic item instead of caster's spell
742	Hair Loss	Darkness 30-foot radius, centered on caster. This is permanent unless dispelled at the level of the intended spell and moves with caster.
743	Functional	Caster’s clothing and equipment turn invisible. Very embarrassing.
744	Darkness	Enchantments and bonuses on all weapons and armours/shields within a 50’ radius of caster have their bonuses inverted for Roll 2d10 rounds (i.e. a +10 weapon becomes a –10 weapon)
745	Invisibility	Caster is tied down with magically appearing rope.
746	Inversion	Some random body part of the caster becomes invisible. This is permanent unless dispelled at the level of the caster.
747	Bondage	All of casters flesh except her blood vessels and bones become transparent for Roll 1d4 turns. Ick.
748	Invisible	Caster is coated in a thick layer of taffy. Damage to caster is at -2, but the taffy will solidify in one turn. Caster will be immobile unless the taffy is removed.
749	Transparent	Caster and target exchange places, clothing, possessions, etc.
750	Taffy	The area around the caster becomes uncomfortably hot.
751	Exchange	A randomly chosen possession of the caster’s begins to gripe about the caster’s treatment of it, lousy working conditions, low pay, long working hours, etc.
752	Hot	Caster has a vision of the players around a table, rolling dice, playing a game. This lasts for one round. They are affected by a sense of ennui for the rest of the day.
753	Gripes	A barrel of syrup appears in the air above the caster’s party and empties itself on the first person to notice it. (Person who made their PER by the most amount.)
754	It’s Just a Game	Target smells of roses for one month. If killed, his body will not decompose and will resurrect as though given a Resurrection spell.
755	Syrup	Caster and target must re-roll their PE Statistic.
756	Roses	Vacuum 10’ centered on caster.
757	Endurance	Caster polymorphs into a fish appropriate to the area, or a random type if no fish are in the area. 40% chance for a monster type. If caster is not near water they will suffocate in 3 minutes.
758	Vacuum	Caster is covered in liquid chocolate. A random passerby offers to lick it off.
759	Polymorph	One of caster’s items teleports into the target’s hand. Target drops anything previously held in the hand. If target has no hands or is not a creature, the item just lies there.
760	MMM Chocolate	All moving creatures within 60 feet of caster must make a PP roll or trip and fall.
761	Teleport	Caster’s entire party teleported to the nearest artifact/relic (does not guarantee it is usable, and it is likely to be in the possession of someone else.)
762	Fall	Caster polymorphs into a plant appropriate to the area, or a random type if no plants are in the area. 40% chance for a monster type (Huorn, Deathwoode, etc.)
763	Relic	Caster finds her lungs filled with water; she must make a PE check or die. If it is made she can do nothing but cough and sputter for Roll 1d4 rounds.
764	Polymorph	Every spell the caster has learned goes off, one per round, until caster is exhausted. Caster may name the target with a successful ME roll.
765	Water	All creatures within 120 feet of the caster teleport to random other positions within 120 feet of the caster.
766	It’s Magic	Caster’s associates all turn green whenever they come within 5 feet of her for the next Roll 2d10 turns.
767	Teleport	Target begins whistling “Whistle While You Work.” Lasts for Roll 1d4 rounds.
768	Green	All spells are exchanged between the minds of the caster and the target if they are both spell casters. If not, the caster Forgets all her spells for the next 24 hours.
769	Whistle	Caster thinks the spell has functioned as intended when it actually hasn’t. This delusion lasts for 1 round.
770	Exchange	The caster’s hair spontaneously combusts into blue flame and continues to burn for Roll 6d10 turns. The hair is not consumed, and no damage is taken. The flame is actually an Illusion and can be detected as such.
771	Delusion	Target is cleaned. All dirt and bad smells are removed. This can actually cause damage to creatures composed of earth, DM discretion.
772	Fire	Roll 2d6 chickens appear at the caster’s feet and run away at top speed.
773	Clean	The caster’s clothing becomes sentient for 2 weeks, refusing to leave the caster’s warm, comfortable body and complaining loudly if treated roughly or exposed to uncomfortable elements.
774	Chickens	Suds flow from the ground in a 60-foot radius around the caster for Roll 1d6 rounds at the rate of 3 cubic feet per round. Suds are from Roll d2 on [1: soap; 2-4: beer].
775	Sentient	Caster hit by a flurry of non-magical snowballs. No damage unless she is fire or heat based.
776	Suds	Random plant appears and takes root at caster’s feet.
777	Snowballs	A yellow mushroom grows out of the caster’s right ear over the course of two rounds. It is edible but tastes like wax. Caster must make a ME roll or be distracted during the process.
778	Plant	Tip of caster’s nose glows red for a second. No other effect.
779	Mushroom	A watermelon appears in the caster’s hands.
780	Glow	All weapons within 60 feet of caster sing one shrill note for one round.
781	Watermelon	Casters’ clothing is transformed into a soft, skin-tight, glossy black leather outfit studded with silver.
782	Sing	Caster’s clothing changes to the outfit of a full patch Hell’s Angel biker.
783	Change	The intended spell appears to fail when cast, but will go off the next time caster uses a spell in addition to the spell they are attempting to cast.
784	Biker	A field of mushrooms sprouts around caster. They are edible and will either heal Roll 3d10 HP (50%) or cause Roll 3d10 HP dam (50%).
785	Delay	All visible areas of cloudy skies clears, and clear skies cloud over.
786	Mushrooms	One randomly chosen magic item has its enchantment changed.
787	Cloud Shift	A solar eclipse occurs (or lunar if nighttime). This lasts the rest of the night/day.
788	Item	A loud ZAP is heard. No other effect.
789	Eclipse	Fog, as per the spell, 60’ radius centered halfway between caster and target.
790	Zap	A forest grows up around caster in Roll 3d4 rounds, 1-mile radius per level of the intended spell.
791	Fog	Sweet music fills the air, produced by a nearby flower (if there aren’t any one grows first). The flower will never die, even if picked, continuing to sing forever and the tune never repeats.
792	Forest	The intended spell functions, but with spectacular special effects. (Light flashes, music, etc.)
793	Music	A 10-foot diameter boulder rises from the ground directly under the caster. Footing is precarious.
794	Functional	Everybody’s last meal animates and seeks the easiest way out, which will be down if more than 3 hours have passed. No damage is incurred, but combat ceases for 2 rounds and the result may be embarrassing.
795	Boulder	Everybody within 50 feet of caster and Target starts singing bawdy drinking songs for Roll 1d10 rounds. Everyone affected must make a save vs. magic or become friends. Those who make their save may Ambush those who don’t.
796	Animation	A randomly chosen charged item has its spell changed. The appearance, command word, and number of charges do not change. Just the spell. Owner won’t know this until the item is used again.
797	Friends	An enormous glitter covered ball appears in mid-air between caster and target. The words and music to “Staying Alive” play loudly, and caster and target disco dance for the next 2 rounds.
798	Change	All blunt weapons within the caster’s sight emit loud kissing noises whenever they hit anything for the next turn.
799	Disco	Nothing happens. The GM should roll many dice and chuckle a bit.
800	Kiss	The fingers of a nearby randomly chosen creature shrink to 1/12th their normal size for 1 hour.
801	LOL	Caster summons Roll d3 on [buzzard; giraffe; kitten].
802	Shrink	Caster and target exchange current HP total.
803	Summon	The next time caster says the word “Blind,” “Kill,” or “Stun,” it acts as though a Power Word has been spoken with. Let the caster name the target.
804	Hit Points	Five foot long pink flower petals with green polka dots rain from the sky in an area 50’ around the caster. Everything in the area is buried and combat stops for Roll 2d6 rounds while everyone fights their way to the surface.
805	Power Word	All soil and ground covering a 100’ radius around caster becomes invisible for Roll 1d6 days, so that it will seem everyone is standing on air. Buried objects will be visible.
806	Flowers	All grass in a 160 square foot area around caster grows uncontrollably. If there was no grass previously, a well-manicured lawn sprouts.
807	Transparent	All copper pieces within 30 feet of caster are changed into gold pieces, and vice versa.
808	Grass	A rainbow (as per the spell) appears for one-hour overhead.
809	Money	The area fills with countless butterflies, blinding everyone for 2 rounds.
810	Rainbow	A deep lake forms in a 100’ radius of caster. Everyone in that area gets a quick swimming lesson.
811	Butterflies	Caster summons Roll d3 on [a large dove; a large rabbit; a large iguana].
812	Lake	An empty log cabin pops up next to the caster.
813	Summon	Rabbit comes out of the nearest helm/hat. It runs for its life, but not before soiling the head of the wearer.
814	Log Cabin	A desert oasis grows around the target.
815	Rabbit	One randomly chosen creature within 50’ of caster will automatically score a critical for the next Roll 2d4 rounds.
816	Desert	Everyone within 200 feet of the caster becomes completely invulnerable for Roll 2d6 rounds.
817	Critical	A plant within 10 feet of caster swells alarmingly and then explodes in a cloud of pollen, obscuring everything in a 20-foot radius as per a Fog spell.
818	Invulnerable	Everyone in caster’s view feels cold for 5 rounds. No other effect.
819	Plant	Fog, as per the spell, but only between the caster and the target, and moves with them.
820	Chill	Caster summons Roll d3 on [a rhino; an elephant; a large mouse].
821	Fog	All rock within a 20’ radius of target turns to a random metal (whatever ore is most prevalent).
822	Summon	A Large oak tree with mistletoe springs up in a place where no one will be injured.
823	Rock	Caster names anything desired (not more than 10th level in effect), and GM rolls a 50/50 chance it will happen to target or caster.
824	Oak	Caster’s eyes become vertically slit like a cat’s. The caster gains Nightvision, if the caster already has night vision, it is extended by 10 feet. If the caster has slit eyes already, this surge removes them.
825	Desire	Caster summons an Roll d3 on [1: ugly painting; 2: a bellows; 3-4: giant’s boot].
826	Cat’s Eyes	Burst of fireworks (harmless but neat).
827	Summon	Target’s nose grows to 10 times its normal size for Roll d6 rounds.
828	Fireworks	A giant sock appears in the target’s mouth.
829	Pinocchio	A ring of mushrooms appears around target (no other effect).
830	Sock	A black felt hat (value 15 sp) appears on caster’s head.
831	Ring	Roll 1d4 rotten tomatoes hit target (effect at DM discretion).
832	Hat	Roll 1d6 raw eggs hit target from above (effect at DM discretion).
833	Tomatoes	Cream puffs fly from caster’s hands toward target.
834	Eggs	Target is turned into a cartoon rendition of himself and will not be able to take any action without making a short (less than 1 round, no more than 60% action) speech telling everyone exactly what he’s going to do.
835	Pastry	Caster learns the profession of the target.
836	Cartoon	Caster’s shadow vanishes for Roll d4 days.
837	Career	Graffiti reading “ was here!” appears on target written in ink. Ink is visible even if target is not.
838	Shadow	Handedness of target is reversed. Target must take time to switch hands or suffer the appropriate penalty.
839	Graffiti	Target is the subject of a Rust spell; all non-magical metal on the target must save or be reduced to dust.
840	Handedness	Harmless colourful light beams radiate from caster.
841	Rust	A large green worm appears and jumps at the target.
842	Light	All water within 60’ of caster turns to fine Elvin wine. Cheers!
843	Worm	All claws and nails within 30 feet of caster are filed short and blunt, making them harmless.
844	Wine	Target is turned upside down and right side up in the same round. Target is stunned 3 rounds and is at –3 s/p/d.
845	Nails	All spells cast during the next round will last 10 times longer than normal. Do not inform caster of this.
846	Upside down/right side up	A stream of beer shoots from caster’s fingertips for Roll 1d3 rounds.
847	Spells	All caster’s coins are transformed into pearls (100 GP base value). They will remain pearls until 2 hours after they are sold or traded to someone else, then return to normal. They cannot be used as spell components.
848	Beer	Caster jumps in a random direction Roll d3*20 feet. Caster cannot jump more than 20 feet backwards.
849	Pearls	Darkness, 10’ radius, centered on target for one round. It reappears in the 3rd, 5th, etc. for Roll 2d20 rounds.
850	Jump	Target can do nothing but laugh uncontrollably for d8 rounds, but they are also healed of Roll 1d8 HP in the process.
851	Darkness	Cream pie flies at target; target must waste a round wiping it off his face or fight at –2 for the next 3 rounds.
852	Laughter is the Best Medicine	A jinn bottle appears; target must make a save vs. spell or be forced inside and the jinn released. If target makes his save, a randomly chosen ally of target is next, one by one until one fails his save. If they all make their saves, the caster’s party is next. If everyone makes their save, the caster is automatically bottled. The jinn is under the caster’s control if the target/ally of target fails their, if a party member gets stuck, the jinn is under the target’s control. If the caster is alone, there will be a battle of wills. Jinn’s ME=10.
853	Cream Pie	Target inflates like a balloon for Roll d4 rounds and deflates for another d4 rounds. This only affects living material up to 1000 pounds and will not float.
854	Bottled	Caster is endowed with impressively large genitals (if male) or breasts (if female).
855	Balloon	The first four notes of Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony echo through the air. All creatures within hearing range hostile to caster are affected by Fear, as the spell, if they fail a save vs. magic.
856	Enlarge	Target’s ears grow enormously huge (1 foot per round) until target falls over from the weight after Roll 2d4 rounds. The ears will then fall off and fly to the caster’s home, where they will mount themselves over the front door and flap for visitors. Target’s ears are otherwise unharmed.
857	Music	Target polymorphs into a reptile/amphibian appropriate for the area, or a random type if no reptiles/amphibians are around; 40% chance for a monster type.
858	Dumbo	The first spell caster ever learned takes effect.
859	Polymorph	Caster has an accurate vision of the future (as per Anticipations) about one hour head. Unfortunately, the vision lasts Roll 1d4 rounds, during which time the caster can only stare straight ahead.
860	Spell	Caster is healed of 10 HP if wounded.
861	Precognition	All weapons and armour within a 50’ radius of caster become rubbery and useless for Roll 2d4 rounds. Weapons used during this time will be ruined, armour becomes form fitting.
862	Heal	Target screams (wasting a round, though voice or breath weapon attacks take effect automatically).
863	Rubber	Every object on target reverses itself; armour is on backward, sword is in other hand, etc.
864	Scream	All plants in a 20’radius around caster wither and die.
865	Reverse	Caster’s PS bonus is doubled for rounds equal to the level of the intended spell. If they have no PS bonus, they gain a +2 for the duration.
866	Wither	Target falls down and is pinned there as though under a great weight for 3 rounds.
867	PS	Caster’s aura changes randomly and continuously for the next Roll 1d3 days.
868	Fall	Thick dust covers target, 50% chance target is allergic to it and starts sneezing uncontrollably.
869	Aura	Target is turned Invisible, as per Invisibility, and Paralyzed at the same moment. This lasts for Roll 1d4 rounds.
870	Dust	Target polymorphs into a plant appropriate for the area, or a random type if no plants are around; 40% chance for a monster type (Huorn, Deathwoode, etc).
871	Invisible Paralysis	Target polymorphs into a bird appropriate for the area, or a random type if no birds are around; 40% chance for a monster type.
872	Polymorph	Target will rise as a random undead when killed (no save), if target is already undead, all its damage is healed.
873	Polymorph	Caster has foreknowledge of the next 3 unstable effects, but the information is only 75% correct.
874	Undead	Target is sprayed with mostly harmless insecticide. Does Roll 5d10 hits of damage to large insect/insect-like creatures, kills small insects.
875	Precognition	Target is Slowed (opposite of Haste) for 2 rounds.
876	Insecticide	All spells cast during the previous round are re-cast again this round (no cost), affecting the same targets again.
877	Slow	Caster Curses target if he fails a save vs. magic. Random curse.
878	Repeat	Marbles appear on the floor next to the target. Target will have to make PP rolls at -3 every round to stay on his feet.
879	Curse	The next time the PC’s enter a town the inhabitants will try any method available, short of imprisonment, to try to get the PC’s to live there permanently.
880	Marbles	Caster automatically succeeds on her next roll.
881	Stay with us	Target drops his weapon.
882	Success	Shimmering colours dance and play in a 12’x9’ area directly in front of the caster. Everyone caught inside is stunned.
883	Butterfingers	The intended spell functions but any saves are made with an additional modifier of +1.
884	Colour Dance	A spray of boiling oil strikes the target and he takes a point-blank fireball attack.
885	Save	Target emits a bad odor; only the strongest perfume/cologne will cover it up.
886	Oil	Target’s clothing and armour fall to the ground.
887	B.O.	Target jumps around wildly (as if in a mosh pit) for 2 rounds.
888	Naked	One of the caster’s items pops over and draws the appropriate Circle to confine the target. Targets susceptible to summoning must resist at –2 to avoid being encircled. The item drops at the circle.
889	Dance?	Caster is affected by Invisibility, normal.
890	Circle	Caster’s PB is raised to 30. Anyone viewing her will act appropriately.
891	Invisible	No gravity at the target’s location (max 5’ radius) for 1 hour.
892	Beauty	Target disappears, only to reappear nearby when the caster casts another spell or is killed.
893	Gravity	All bonuses (regardless of type i.e. + to strike, save, etc.) are negated for Roll 2d10 rounds for all creatures within 100 feet of the caster.
894	Vanished	Caster can automatically identify one item in the next 24 hours with a 100% chance of success. She will know everything about the item, e.g. its properties, who made it and when, who has owned it, etc.
895	Bonus Negation	All lead in the caster’s possession turns to gold.
896	Identify	All creatures in a 20’ sphere centered on caster become invisible, as per Invisibility Sphere, except caster who is still visible.
897	Gold	A bucket of green slime appears over target’s head and dumps the slime all over the target.
898	Invisible	Roll 4d10 (10 minimum) 1 gp base value uncut gems shoot from the caster’s fingertips at the target.
899	Slime	The caster’s teeth turn into unbreakable white stone. She can chew through just about anything (including soft metals) and never gets a cavity again. If caster already has stone teeth this surge removes them.
900	Gems	A random spell at the same level of the intended spell affects the target instead.
901	Stone Teeth	Caster’s clothing changes colour to match the surrounding environment as per the Camouflage spell. If the environment changes the caster’s clothes will not change again.
902	Random	Target is mute for the next day.
903	Camouflage	Target finds his lungs filled with water; he must make a PE check or die. If they make it, they can do nothing but cough and sputter for Roll 1d4 rounds
904	Mute	Target is sucked into an extra-dimensional pocket for the duration of the intended spell.
905	Water	A 10’ radius area chosen by the caster becomes intensely cold (for the surrounding environment) for one hour.
906	Pocket	The intended spell functions as intended.
907	Cold	Caster gains Mist form. Can be used once per day for Roll 1d4 rounds.
908	Congratulations	Normal fire springs up at the target’s feet.
909	Mist form	Caster’s skin turns to steel, giving her an AR of 18 for Roll 1d6 rounds.
910	Fire	Target has an urgent call from nature and must immediately retreat to relieve himself.
911	Steel	Target is sent Roll d4 rounds forward in time. To everyone else it looks like the target simply disappeared.
912	Nature’s Call	Target begins to recite very bad poetry for Roll 2d4 rounds, taking no other action unless attacked.
913	Timeshift	The ground opens up and swallows target up to the neck. (Fore!)
914	Master Poet	A creature of light/dark appears and will agree to become the caster’s familiar if they request it.
915	Hole	Target’s weapon or other possession becomes a teddy bear (25%), leg of mutton (25%), or red herring (50%). If target has no possessions roll again.
916	Greater Familiar	Caster’s next spell is cast as though she were Roll d4 levels higher.
917	Transformation	Target shot with Roll 1d10 darts (Roll 1d4 dam each)
918	Power	Target is struck by an invisible fist (Roll 1d4 dam)
919	Shot	Target’s next action automatically fumbles as though he rolled a 01.
920	Fist	Target is stunned for Roll d10 rounds.
921	Fumble	Caster gains a familiar if she doesn’t already have one. It will appear in Roll 1d4 hours and no spells are necessary to affect the bond.
922	Stun	Target is teleported 30 feet directly above caster and will fall the next round. +30 Fall/Crush, and caster may be hit if she fails to notice the falling target!
923	Familiar	Roll 1d4 flame arrows shoot at target. Use caster’s archery attack bonus, or spell strength, whichever is greater. Roll each attack separately. Arrows do Longbow damage.
924	Teleport	Water sprays from the caster’s tear ducts like a water pistol, Water type: Roll d3 on [normal; holy; unholy].
925	Arrow	The target, if able to cast spells, casts them all with random targets and normal expenditure.
926	Tears	Caster gains the Midas touch. For the next d3 rounds, anything smaller than her that she lays her hands on will turn to solid gold.
927	Spell	Target is fascinated by what the caster is doing and will stop whatever he is doing to watch.
928	Midas Touch	Caster gains the use of Turn Undead (at 100%) for one time only. It need not be used immediately.
929	Fascination	Target is covered in earwigs. These do no damage but are likely to greatly annoy the target and gross everyone else out as they drop off his body and scurry away.
930	Turn Dead	Loud horn sound. This has the effect of raising everyone’s morale, as they feel inspired. (Priestesses and followers of Eilistraee get +2 on all attacks for the following round, believing themselves to be divinely inspired.)
931	Earwigs	Stone to Flesh on Roll 1d100 pounds of rock within 100 feet of the caster.
932	Horn	Caster learns a randomly chosen spell. Can be from any realm (wizard, clerical, elemental, etc.) and need not fit any of her existing OCC’s.
933	Stone to Flesh	Small licks of flame shoot from caster’s fingertips. These do no damage but can ignite flammables.
934	Spell	Caster begins singing as though she had 15th level singing. This lasts for 3 days and she hums in her sleep.
935	Flame	Target is wrapped in chains of force that will give him a jolt of Electricity (1d8 dam) if he struggles. Target is entitled to a RR at the caster’s level.
936	Sing	Target bursts into flames, taking a Roll 1d8 dam every round until the flames are extinguished.
937	Force Chains	All metal on the target turns into wood.
938	Flames	Caster is struck by a sudden bit of insight about a random skill and will succeed the next time she uses that skill as if she rolled a 01. The spell however is forgotten.
939	Metal to Wood	Caster is suddenly fluent (Level 5) in a previously unknown (to her) language that is common in the area.
940	Success/Failure	A lightning bolt shoots from the caster’s fingers. When it strikes the target (no damage) it splashes and the target is covered in slick grease.
941	Language	Caster picks an object nearby for Animation. The object must be smaller than the caster but is under the caster’s control.
942	Grease Lightning	A golem is created from the nearest appropriate substance. 50/50 chance it will obey or attack the caster.
943	Animation	Caster chooses one object within 100’ to heat up to 200 degrees Fahrenheit.
944	Golem	A pillow (25%), small table (25%), or anvil (50%) appears over the target’s head. The pillow causes no damage; the table causes Roll 1d10 points of damage, and the anvil Roll 4d6 points of damage.
945	Heat	Target is teleported Roll 1d100 miles away (horizontally)
946	Summon	Target is bound in High Steel straps. These will take a skilled locksmith to remove.
947	Teleport	Target polymorphs into something rhyming with its name (DM choice).
948	Steel	Target buried to his waist or to 5’ (whichever is less) in solid concrete. He fights at –5.
949	Rhyme	Target immediately stops what he is doing to sit down and perform some other non-combat related skill with whatever materials are at hand (e.g. making money bags out of his cloak).
950	Cement Overshoes	Target crumbles to dust, with a 20% chance per round he will return to normal. If the dust is scattered, the target is destroyed.
951	Stop	Caster gains 5000 experience points and generates another random effect.
952	Dust	Target is covered in spider webs, complete with thousands of tiny spiders that will crawl into every crevice and space in his armour.
953	Experience	A nearby wand/rod/staff doubles in size (retaining its magical properties). If cut in half, both pieces become Wands of Random Spells and each has half the original number of charges.
954	Webs	Target instantly coated in unlit flammable oil.
955	Wand	A randomly chosen item on the target’s person sprouts wings and flies away.
956	Oil	Target attempts to commit suicide for 3 rounds. Must roll normal attacks on himself. If he inflicts a serious wound or stuns himself he stops, as it really is just a cry for help.
957	Fly	All gold in the caster’s possession turns to platinum.
958	Suicide	Caster breathes fire as a Young Fire Drake for one breath only.
959	Platinum	All fluid in containers on target turn to deadly poison.
960	Dragon Breath	Target turns into a block of raspberry flavored Jello; all his possessions are suspended in the Jello.
961	Poison	Target is teleported home/to lair/etc. There is a possibility of error as per Teleport.
962	Jello	A nearby tree becomes sentient and is under the control of the caster. It may attack immediately if the caster chooses. This lasts for 1 turn. However, if the tree dies, the caster also dies.
963	Teleport	Target’s weapons jump off him and bounce away out of reach.
964	Sentient	Target is displaced 10 feet to the right.
965	Come back here	Target levitates 20 feet above the ground for Roll 3d10 rounds.
966	Displaced	Target gets a random disease, random.
967	Levitate	Caster’s arm stretches out and slaps the target across the face. This could be quite entertaining in a crowded bar when the target is 50 feet away.
968	Disease	Roll 1d12 caltrops appear at the target’s feet.
969	Just call Me Stretch	A war hammer flies at the target, strikes at +10 and does critical damage. It then disappears.
970	Caltrops	A doppelganger of the caster appears in the caster’s place, as she is teleported to appropriate cover. The simulacrum is under the caster’s control.
971	Hammer	Fireball, conditional as per the spell, caster can name the condition that triggers the blast.
972	Doppelganger	Either target or caster must reduce all their statistics to the lowest one; 90% target, 10% caster.
973	Waiting Fireball	Targets circulatory system jumps out and runs away. Oddly, this has no ill effect on target.
974	Stats	All weapons within 60 feet of caster receive a random lesser magical attribute.
975	Run Away	Target is cooled to absolute zero and may shatter if hit. Target must make a successful PE check at –10 to survive the thawing process.
976	Magic Weapons	The next living creature the caster touches loses 3 points of PE, which is added to caster’s.
977	Frozen	Caster gains 2 experience levels.
978	PE	Caster may cast a spell of her choice of 14th level or less, instantaneously. Give the player 10 timed seconds to choose. No spell cost.
979	Level	The caster drains the target of as many hit points as are required to put the caster at maximum. The target will regain these lost hit points if the caster is killed, and is aware of this fact.
980	Cast a Spell for Free	Caster’s hands turn into +5 magical melee weapons appropriate for her primary weapon. Caster may attack as per their WP. The hands return to normal after 5 rounds.
981	Hit Points	One of caster’s weapons flies through the air and attacks target as per a Dancing Weapon.
982	Edward SwordHands	Cone of Cold directed at target. Brrrrr.
983	Dancing Weapon	Next successful attack by target on caster heals instead of harms.
984	Brrrr	Target sees a volley of arrows headed for him and will react appropriately. They’re not really there, though, and his allies wonder what the heck he’s doing.
985	Heal	A giant (6’ tall) rubber ducky falls out of the sky to land between caster and target with a loud “SQWEEKEE.” It vanishes after 1d6 rounds.
986	Arrows	The caster’s deity is summoned. This does not oblige the deity to come, but is liable to attract attention. A reasonably smart deity will recognize the summoning as unintentional, but may still watch the caster a little closer for a while.
987	Rubber Ducky, you’re the one	Target turned into an infant of the same race. He reverts to his original age after Roll 1d10 rounds.
988	Oh, God(dess)	A magical artefact of great power is transported into the caster’s hands. The caster is affected normally by handling it if it has detrimental effects. The previous owner will probably be missing it and be coming after it very soon.
989	Baby	Caster instantly knows all sorts of information about the target; its mission, race, general history, name, profession, level, abilities, strengths, weaknesses, mother’s first name, etc.
990	Artefact	Roll 1d4 silver bullets fly at target. Bullets contain 1 sp worth of metal each.
991	Knowledge	All magic items on target take effect. Target is the target as all runes are read, one charge from charged items are expended, any daily items go off, etc. Weapons and the like only cause effects if they do something other than cause damage, e.g. a haste spell, stun relief, etc.
992	Silver Bullets	All non-living items in a 10-foot radius of target are sliced into 1-inch cubes by radiant force fields (except ethereal creatures). Magic Items get a save at +2. Appropriate effects should a magic item be destroyed by this.
993	It’s Magic	Caster steals target’s reflection for Roll 1d20 days. For that time, anytime caster looks in a mirror she will see the target instead of herself. (Target will be ‘reflected’ doing whatever it is the target is actually doing. If they are blocked from scrying, Caster has no reflection at all!)
994	Cubes	A rock launches itself from the ground and strikes target on the head. This does no damage except to skew any helm he has on and make him think he’s being attacked from someplace else.
995	Reflection	All of target’s actions for Roll 2d4 turns are accompanied by theme music and pop-up balloons containing his thoughts.
996	Attack	An announcer’s voice is heard, announcing everyone’s moves and offering critique when someone does something wrong. When it’s all over, the voice will give a synopsis of the event and a final opinion, good or bad.
997	Comics	A spray of molten gold shoots from the caster’s hands towards the target. This lasts Roll 1d6 melees. (Target may dodge at 16) If it hits, target takes appropriate damage. If the target dodges the caster may re-aim every melee. If the caster hits the target for more than 4 melees target looks like a golden statue of themselves, and is most likely dead from the damage.
998	Announcer	Hero or other famous figure friendly to caster is summoned and remains for one turn.
999	Gold	Gold: A spray of molten gold shoots from the caster’s hands towards the target. This lasts Roll 1d6 melees. (Target may dodge at 16) If it hits, target takes appropriate damage. If the target dodges the caster may re-aim every melee. If the caster hits the target for more than 4 melees target looks like a golden statue of themselves, and is most likely dead from the damage.
1000	Hero	Hero: Hero or other famous figure friendly to caster is summoned and remains for one turn.

Totally Random Magical Effects (d1000)

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