(Subtable) Pain-in-the-Ass Assignments from the Te (d12)

(Subtable of "Reaction Table: High Level Cleric of Law Required")

d12 Result

1

Retrieve holy object believed stolen by rival Temple of Law and stashed in their treasury

2

Secure support of high level official using Amulet of Involuntary Religious Conversion

3

Assassinate Evil High Priest of Secret Chaos Temple in the Unsavory District across the way

4

Serve notice for Crimes Against the Deity to regional potentate and return with monetary sacrifice

5

Introduce unknown compound into the water supply of neighboring city

6

Dispose of Cursed Object by insinuating it into the possession of rival Temple of Law

7

Provide armed escort for undercover operatives en route to Underworld Chaos Temple

8

Sabotage rival temple's unduly popular annual fete by inciting riot, delivering biting insect swarm

9

Emancipate captive from Old Imperial Dungeon and replace with mindless simulacra w/minimum of bloodshed

10

Perform heretical acts required for fulfillment of prophecy, get out of town forever

11

Collect overdue offerings from wilderness mission dedicated to "civilizing" the "barbarians"

12

Kidnap and beat to w/in inch of life particularly outspoken critic of religion, deliver warning that if satirical public comments continue, party will return to finish the job, make it look like divine retribution