Things Washed Up on a Subterranean Beach (d12)

d12 Result

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Chest full of theatrical costumes

2

Half-filled vial of water breathing potion

3

Dead twin aristocrats shackled together

4

Deranged merfolk beaching themselves

5

Multiple corked bottles with messages reading "Don't bother" and "Too late"

6

The body of a tree-man king

7

A well-sealed cake box (w/ intact cake)

8

Block of ice with frozen ancient astronaut

9

Super-colossal dead whale

10

Abandoned, ancient, yet entirely seaworthy vessel

11

Chest teeming with maggots and disease

12

The Sea God's key ring