Corporate Slogans (d10)

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Hi! We see you are using AdNuker to block our regular advertisement feeds. Please remember that tampering with your DoviTech ThirdEye(TM) violates the End User License Agreement and grants DoviTech all rights to repossess your ThirdEye(TM) and all recorded imagery stored therin. Further repossessions as punitive measures are likewise possible.

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Deltech Personal Assistant Chip Implant: Make privacy a thing of the past!

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Join a family that cares. Join the Mafia

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PenMarco Brand Androids: They Watch while You Sleep

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Blossomspace: We Make Overpopulation Neat and Pretty

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Frequent Flyer? Try Delta Infection Pre Screening for speedier onboarding

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Royal Mail - Reliably Resilient since 1516 AD

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Acme StimPak- Depend on it!

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Cryo-Lyft: Kick those post-sleep droops, twitches, sniffs, and drips, FAST, with Cryo-Lyft!

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WarpPsych Enterprises: [Incoherent screaming and the rending of flesh]