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The Beard of Worms

2

Stomach rumblings of evil portent

3

The Hex of Unrelenting Ennui

4

The Implacable Urge of Self-annihilation

5

The Evil Third Eye

6

The Doom of Obscurity

7

Always followed by rats

8

Victories shall be hollow

9

The Unattainable Ambition

10

The Doom of Repeated Public Humiliations

11

The Unpredictable Apoplexy

12

The Repellent Stench Unremovable