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Compulsory singing of national anthem/fight song thrice daily

2

Incomprehensibly byzantine dietary restrictions based on astrology

3

Elaborate hand-jive accompanies all social interactions

4

Laughter forbidden: citizens strike themselves instead

5

Spectacle-addled society addicted to staged giant monster combats

6

All laws subject to debate when invoked, crowd adjudicates

7

First bite of food chewed and spat out to honor fallen homies

8

Greeting: slap in the face

9

Everyone wears see-through sarongs, PDA omnipresent

10

Unspeakable personal hygiene hallmark of high society

11

Mandatory meditation upon sounding of colossal gong

12

Gods venerated before, during and after every conversation