1

Divulges personal information of caster

2

Rattles off locations of unguarded treasure

3

Solves math problems with 100% accuracy

4

Topical stand up comedy routine

5

Sings lullaby ad nauseum

6

Repeatedly attempts to place dinner order

7

Warns of nearby traps

8

Dispenses monster-fighting advice straight from the MM

9

Spews incomprehensible gibberish in hysterical tone

10

Babbles a stream of cutsie-pie baby talk

11

Dictates contents of caster's spell book in repeating loop

12

Begins counting down from 100 in voice of 1950's sci-fi robot