d14 | Result |
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1 |
who ate all the pies! |
2 |
with no friends! |
3 |
who even magic missiles avoid! |
4 |
that makes trolls seem endearing! |
5 |
with breath like the south end of a north bound ogre. |
6 |
who's so filthy even an otyugh would spit you out. |
7 |
who's so shabbily dressed you look like an orphaned kobold. |
8 |
with all the personality of a gelatinous cube. |
9 |
who's so ugly it looks like you're half way through a polymorph. |
10 |
that smells like a duergar's beard. |
11 |
with the conversational skills of an owlbear. |
12 |
who's as graceful as a one-legged zombie. |
13 |
with an intellect that couldn't light a candle with a struck match. |
14 |
who's as useful as a mirror to a vampire. |