1

Sliding doors slide apart too slowly.

2

Water is freezing or scalding. We managed space travel, yet this eludes us.

3

Pilot chair doesn't quite lean back enough.

4

Out of premium flavor nutrimush, only regular flavor nutrimush left.

5

Coffee maker pressurization system really cranky and unreliable.

6

Air handler can't filter out that ... stench ...

7

Last cargo shipment had an infestation of Facehuggers but they're for a diminutive species. They just kind of pounce onto your nose and hang off it until they're plucked away.

8

New crew member won't stop making Cockpit jokes.

9

Somebody turned on safe-mode on the ship computer, so it asks "are you sure you want to do X" all the time.

10

Sleep regulatory system refuses to stop condescendingly ask about if your getting enough sleep until all persons are in bed.