Messages pinned to the notice board outside the sleeping quarters (d10)

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d10 Result

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Please Remember Not To Vomit In The Urinal

2

Please : Use Sound Reduction Methods on your Nightly Screaming

3

"Not everything has to be in a group of 10, guys. It's okay to have an odd number of things on your lists" Stapled over another message: "Drafting a list of 10 reasons why everything should be organized into groups of 10 does NOT make you look more credible"

4

d7 reasons why d10 lists are preferred

5

"NO BOYS ALLOWED" / "NO GIRLS ALLOWED"

6

"Emergency birth control is available in the Med Bay"

7

"I DREAMED I SAW JOE HILL LAST NIGHT / ALIVE AS YOU AND ME / SAYS I 'BUT JOE YOU'RE TEN YEARS DEAD' / 'I NEVER DIED' SAYS HE"

8

"Beatings will continue until morale improves."

9

"[0] days since last accident."

10

"To whoever keeps drinking my Kefir: how dose my hair taste shithead ?"