d20 | Result |
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1 |
You're making a mistake, you should reconsider your actions. |
2 |
Why don't you sit down and have a drink with me. |
3 |
If you want to live, you should listen intently to what I have to say next, and repeat it back to me (spout drunken gibberish for one round). |
4 |
I am not worth your time, you should seek out a bigger challenge and ignore my existence. |
5 |
Your ambitions are small, you should make detailed plans on how to take over the world--right now. |
6 |
I suggest you ignore this suggestion (logic loop. See if you can get them to waste a turn). |
7 |
Is the rest of your party ok? You should check on them and tend to their wounds. |
8 |
Today, I heard your wife really wanted a baby. You might want to go make that happen, before she grows impatient. |
9 |
That looks heavy, let me hold that for you (point to weapon). |
10 |
You misunderstood us, we came here to drink and be merry. Why don't you buy us a round of drinks to forgive this affront. |
11 |
You shouldn't come any closer, what I have is extremely contagious (make wretching sounds, gross out DM). |
12 |
You have struck a mortal blow. Please, let me die here in peace (lie prone and feign death). |
13 |
One of your members was our spy and is currently conspiring against you. You might want to restrain him. |
14 |
Oh dear, you seem to have caught something dreadful. The only cure I know for that is to make yourself vomit, which you should do right away, if you want to survive. |
15 |
By Tymora's coin, I can see your ally has rot grubs under his armor. You'd better help him cast off that armor, so he can be free from those maggots. |
16 |
Your leader has been hogging all this power for themself, you should take command. You absolutely deserve it. |
17 |
This is just a dream and you can wake up now. |
18 |
Wait, we came here for the buried treasure buried beneath your feet! perhaps you'll find it before us if you start digging. |
19 |
If you lie down, I can't see you. You should lay down so you can avoid my attacks. |
20 |
That sword you're using looks very sharp. I suggest you throw it away before you cut yourself. |