PROMPTS (d70)

1

A cooks for B - problem is, they can’t cook. Eat up!

2

I met you last night when you were drunkenly patting my dog in my backyard at 3 in the morning and when I asked you what the hell you were doing you slurred something about dogs being great and then you threw up on my feet and then fifteen minutes later you were passed out on my couch so that’s why you’re here right now also what the fuck is your name and why were you patting a dog in a stranger’s backyard in the middle of the night

3

A helping B with chores.

4

I misunderstood our date as a one night stand so I greet you in my underwear but you brought…flowers?

5

I meant to tie my shoe, but somehow my hair got caught on to the button of your trousers and now my face is in your crotch area.

6

This horrible umbrella won’t extend! Oh shit I just hit you in the stomach/crotch! I’m so sorry.

7

I’ve never kissed anyone before and now you’ve caught me in the bathroom pretending to kiss the mirror.

8

I see you got stood up and I feel bad for you so let’s have a drink

9

B and A got handcuffed together and lost the key.

10

A and B get stuck in an elevator together.

11

A and B decide to go camping. B reads the map upside down and they both become terribly lost.

12

A and B go ice skating. B is not very good and A has to help them.

13

I’m short and I really need that box of macaroni on the top shelf and you’re the only tall person in the aisle.

14

I was cleaning up and I found an old birthday card I gave to you years ago. Why did you keep it?

15

I suggested we go to the beach but everyone is checking you out in your swimsuit and now i’m jealous, but i can’t say anything because we’re not even dating.

16

I’m the lowest rank in our class and you’re the highest and now I’m literally on my knees begging you to help tutor me!!

17

A and B going to an event that requires formal attire.

18

I suggested we play spin the bottle so i could kiss you, but now everyone else is kissing you except me :/

19

Drunk pub karaoke night AU - Person A is really good and Person B sounds like a strangled cat

20

I wanted to make you cookies, but they turned to shit but you’re still eating them anyway.

21

I always hear you singing on your balcony (below mine) every morning, but suddenly you’ve stopped?

22

A and B are set up on a date… But they’re both blindfolded and cannot see each other! No judging on appearance - only personality.

23

You’ve got some chocolate on the side of your lip, but I’m not sure if I wanna tell you because you look so cute.

24

I had a bad dream about you so now i’m calling to make sure you’re ok

25

I gave you my love letter by mistake. It was meant for your friend, not you. Can I have it back now?

26

I made a joke about one of your biggest insecurities and now I feel like an asshole. Can I make it up to you?

27

You forgot to pay the electricity bill and now our lights just went off. What now?

28

Okay, I get it. you’re sorry. Now stop serenading me and trying to climb up to my bedroom at 1am. You’re gonna hurt yourself.

29

A and B meet up at a party and go to an empty upstairs room together - where they have a little fun for the night.

30

A has offended B in some way but doesn't realize it.

31

“You’re headphones aren’t plugged in all the way so I know you’re listening to educational children’s cartoon theme songs.”

32

We were supposed to make fettuccini but you’re a child that likes to start food fights apparently.

33

I may or may not have lied and told you I was scared of bears just so you could sleep in the same tent as me.

34

I was trying to be cool, but I sprained my leg and now you’re carrying me on your back to the infirmary to aid me.

35

I came as a Jedi for a Halloween party and now there’s a person dressed as Darth Vader trying to hit me up.

36

There’s a myth that couples that kiss when they reach the top of a ferris wheel will stay together forever….but i obviously don’t believe that stuff….obviously.

37

It’s pouring rain outside the club and we’re both drunk, but there’s only one taxi cab left for the night.

38

I meant to grab the popcorn, not your crotch, sorry

39

B and A watching a very sad movie. B is crying.

40

“I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong number and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit you’re really attractive.”

41

“I drunkenly tried to fight you and knocked myself out but you were kind enough to take care of me till I woke up.”

42

I told you I’ve never slow danced before and now you’re showing me how in the middle of your kitchen late at night.

43

A is hired to spy on B.

44

A has something that B desperately wants or needs. A won't give it up easily.

45

I meant to pretend to drown so you could save me, but now I’m actually drowning!

46

I gave you the most heartfelt love letter, but you gave it back to me with spelling and punctuation corrections?!

47

B is cornered by a bully, but A comes to the rescue.

48

You said you made “brownies” for my birthday and now we’re high as a fucking kite??

49

B discovers A's terrible secret.

50

A and B go to a bar. B gets too drunk and A has to take them home.

51

Um excuse me? This is a library. Can you and your noisy friends stop coming in everyday just to be a disturbance?

52

A and B watch fireworks together.

53

B confronting A about something bad they have done.

54

I have no idea who you are but we keep running into each other today at the theme park and now im wondering if its fate?

55

“Hello we are full grown adults fighting over this last balloon that’s shaped like a cats head.”

56

A and B play have you ever! One must answer a question if they’ve done something or not before. If they have, they must remove one article of clothing!

57

B and A go on a road trip.

58

I accidently fell asleep on your shoulder on the train and now you probably think i’m weird

59

B and A meeting after they haven't seen each other in a very long time.

60

You’ve never seen Titanic before, so now I’m gonna make you watch it.

61

A is B's hired body guard.

62

B tries to tell A that 'It isn't what it looks like, I swear!'

63

“My cat steals underwear and I come home to find you chasing my cat to get your underwear back.”

64

I know I’m the one who suggested we watch a scary movie, but now I can’t sleep. Can I sleep in your room?

65

There’s a real creep at the club trying to hit me up right now and you look pretty fit so please pretend to be my date so he can leave

66

They watch a scary movie - one is horrified, the other isn’t!

67

“Hey you called this number at like 3AM and we talked about some pretty heavy shit do you remember any of that?”

68

I have an audition for a love/romantic scene and you’re the only one around who can help me.

69

I don’t know you, but you smell amazing and now I can’t stop smelling you, but now you’re looking at me like I’m some kind of freak.

70

I was listening to the radio and I heard you make a request for me, but I have no clue who you are?