1

blue, effervescent

cherry blossom

healing

huge freaking explosion

2

pink, creamy

blood orange

cures disease

fingers become vipers

3

brown, chunky

hazelnut

heroism

turn to stone

4

red, sparkly

chocolate

growth

all living things turn invisible to your eyes

5

neon green

bubblegum

touch turns base metals to gold

turn green and continuously emit spinach belches

6

white, milky

hyacinth

bad luck

grow rat's tail

7

clear, bubbly

cola

water walking

save-or-die poison

8

red ochre

caramel

second sight

super extra mega healing

9

light green colloid

roast beef

boosts morale/counters fear

for next hour, gain a tattoo of anything you touch

10

aureolin yellow

sea salt

speak with animals

clothes (only) burst into flames

11

goat's milk with herbs

lemon-lime

dimunition

blindness

12

cheap beer with chunks of wax

strawberry

infravision

temporary possession by your future self

13

thick with algae

sour cherry

invisibility to animals

nearby dead thing resurrects

14

crimson mist

walnut

detect lies

temporary sickness

15

ecru, creamy

bacon

reptile/amphibian control

go berserk

16

greasy with a four- leaf clover in it

roast duck

extra healing

permanent change of race to elf, dwarf, or other naturally-magical species

17

yellow ochre

fresh cut grass

barkskin

legs transform into glass below the knees

18

flesh with henna patterns

loam/earth

polymorph (warthog)

explosion

19

blue, creamy

manure

sprout an extra arm

one hand turns into a kitten, which drops off and runs away

20

tyrian red

green tea

human control

electrified, as shocking grasp for several rounds

21

pink/purple swirl

copper

ESP

digestive tract on fire - d6 damage per level of character

22

tomato bisque

iron

summon random Fiend Folio creature (1-5HD)

transform into a rather small yeti

23

filthy bathwater with pennies in the bottom

ammonia

burning hands

one fails, one works at 50% strength & duration

24

olive green, foamy

bleach

makes skin glow

wicked hallucinations

25

rainbow oil slick

hops/beer

flying

hair turns several colors at once

26

yellow-orange colloid

phlegm

summon a grue

potions cancel one another

27

blue, chunky

pine needles

gaseous form

insatiable appetite for days

28

caput mortuum

rotting flesh

obscures your alignment

one limb turns to lead

29

racing green, puddinglike

mustard

blends you with the next animal you touch (you + horse = centaur, etc)

mind catapults back to childhood

30

bile

blood

gain a prehensile tail

both work at 50% strength & duration

31

green/grey swirl

hair dye

plant control

temporary nilbogism

32

inexplicable plaid

buttered popcorn

liquid form

glittery skin

33

green ice crystals

root beer

giant strength

withering of the gonads

34

shining silver

pickled beets

undead control

alignment shift

35

pretty much vomit

dill

polymorph (mermaid)

eyes pop out on telescopic stalks

36

ambeer (tobacco spittle)

whiskey

staves off lycanthropic transformation

extended sickness

37

sky blue, glittery

vomit

see alignments as auras

appearance changes - identical to last person you touched (or next)

38

fresh blood

mayonnaise

rapid hair growth

fingernails turn to brass, then fall off

39

red/blue/yellow layered

spinach

water breathing

deafness

40

deep brown, ever-gurgling

peppermint

delusion

head turns into a giant tomato (breathing unaffected)

41

resplendent gold

pinot grigio

climbing

develop small tentacles on belly

42

just like urine

pineapple

polymorph (osprey)

morbid obesity

43

brown, tea-like

indistinct but fruity

poisons lycanthropes

fingerbones extend like claws - painfully

44

soapy water

mango

jumping

weep blood for hours

45

tarnished brass

banana

giant control

head shrinks

46

sunset

overwhelming floral

polymorph (wolf)

exude strong scent of peppermint for days

47

bright orange

cucumber

fire resistance

random teleport

48

pink with red

sour cream

invisibility

you instantly know the location of the nearest 'deck of many things'

49

chunks

black olives

treasure-finding

speak backwards

50

khaki with brown splotches

marshmallow

polymorph (goblin)

colorblindness

51

ants floating in tea

sausage gravy

ability to play any instrument marvelously

rainbow erupts from random orifice

52

viridian, foaming

hobo farts

removes lesser curse

skin exudes magic super-glue

53

white motes floating in coffee

spaghetti sauce

cold resistance

age Roll 2d10 years

54

lemon yellow

sage

counters fatigue

both potions work

55

invisible, but sparks when you shake it

peach cobbler

gender swap

vomit forth some gold

56

glimmering green

fresh blueberries

chameleon skin

develop allergy to humans

57

iridescent silver

gasoline

levitation

no internal monologue

58

pearlescent blue

baking bread

ghoul touch

head of a donkey

59

rainbow swirl

nice cold milk

avian control

go mute

60

rusty orange

spearmint

spider-climbing

one potion works normally, the other works 'in reverse' if at all possible

61

deep blue fog

horse-sweat

poison immunity

tongue lengthens to about six feet

62

mouse eyeballs in water

talcum powder

direction sense

grow third eye in forehead

63

carmine

cinnamon candy

fertility

lay an egg. Whoever eats that egg (even cooked) gains benefit of both potions

64

impossible yellow- blue

bhut jolokia

invulnerability

become illiterate/literate instantly

65

iridescent indigo

ham on rye with onions & horseradish

sprout chitinous armor

one potion works -- on the next person you touch

66

reddish-brown clay-mud

ginger

boosts save vs breath weapon by +4

both potions work, but roll again

67

red by day, blue by night

honey

mammal control

transform into a clown

68

dirty water

fish sauce

mirror image

believe anything you're told

69

purple, glowing

graham crackers

clairvoyance

teeth fall out

70

ruby dust

roses/rosewater

x-ray vision

partial shapeshift - deep one

71

lavender, sparkly

mushrooms

haste

belch a puff of glitter

72

translucent yellow liquid with hunks of metal

soap

oil of sealing (splash on door, as wizard lock)

swap out known languages (including Common) for randomly- determined tongues

73

umber

lard

polymorph (mouse)

insatiable libido

74

indian yellow

bongwater

gain long sticky frog tongue

mushrooms grow in patches on your body (edible

75

tangerine

thyme

sweetwater

map of unknown continent appears on your back

76

like a vial of ashes

coconut

charisma boost

crotch tentacles

77

jet black, inky

sesame

hands become bone swords

intestines animate, slither out your fundament, and attack your friends (use whatever snake stats are handy)

78

barbecue sauce

sugar cookies

change self

temporary telepathy - you can't help but read the thoughts of everyone within 20 feet

79

vinegar with herbs

worcestershire

polymorph (weasel)

paralyzed from the waist down

80

vermilion, animated

lamb vindaloo

super-heroism

power of one potion transmitted via your next urination

81

ultramarine, powdery

olive oil and basil

oil of slipperiness

both potions work at 150% strength & duration

82

bottled fire

sulphurous boiled eggs

dimension door

gain rust-monster touch for d6 rounds

83

green/purple layered

rosemary

philtre of love potion (#9)

one potion works at 50% strength but lasts a week

84

verdigris

soy sauce

blink

skin turns blue

85

cerulean, glowing

poppyseeds

levitation

have a vision of your god

86

vial of living insects

whipped cream

clairaudience

temporary mind- swap with someone over 200 miles away

87

bottled smoke

jalapenos

protection from evil

comical Hollywood leprosy

88

chalky white

dried apricots

replaces food, water, and sleep for 48 hours

one potion works at 150% strength & duration

89

sickly yellow-green

bourbon

allows travel in the dream-realm during next sleep

extradimensional assassins materialize and attack

90

orange gas

cloves

fish control

melt into a flesh- puddle

91

alizarin

red grapes and brie

gaze reflection

eyeballs inexplicably do a 180-degree rotation. You can see your brain for Roll 2d6 minutes before they roll backaround

92

red/blue swirl

jerk spice

slow

left hand temporarily controlled by a demon

93

rose madder

saffron

tongues

limbs stretch out

94

grey-black, creamy

bile belch

oil of etherealness

nose turns upside- down

95

violet, ice chunks

spikenard

pass as undead

sixth finger sprouts on one hand

96

sunny yellow, warm to the touch

balsamic vinegar

good luck

crap pixies for a week

97

impossible argyle

marmite

polymorph (any)

all hair falls out

98

bizarre madras

chicken stock

speak with plants

summons a very confused octopus

99

lapis lazuli

merlot

summon death penguin

sink into the earth;

100

orange/white layered

grapefruit

longevity

one potion (random) effect is permanent until dispelled